All in a day's work

by Laughing Muse

What REALLY happens on the Enterprise. Series of vignettes. Almost everyone gets a mention: Archer, Tucker, Reed, Hoshi, Mayweather, T'Pol, Phlox, even Porthos. Additional chapters added as they assault my forebrain.

2. Does Hoshi surf the Internet?

Do you suppose that Hoshi surfs the Internet while on duty?

Archer: "Hoshi..."
Hoshi: "Yes Captain?"
Archer: "The communications buffer is overloaded."
Trip: "Must be all those sappy romance sites she visits."
T'Pol: "It appears to mostly consist of Tellurian porn."
Reed: (smirking) "That sounds more like our helmsman."
Hoshi: "What's all these visits to 'hotvulcanbabes.com'?"
(silence while everyone looks at everyone else and Malcolm fidgets)
Trip: "Just clear the buffer..."

(text message to Reed's station)
"U O me. BIGTIME. - Trip"

Author's note: A tip of the hat to Li, who asked if this was the start of a story - thereby starting the whole thing.