Disclaimer: "That's Amore" was performed by Dean Martin and belongs to a record company (not me). LotR belongs to Tolkein, New Line Cinema, and Burger King. Don't ask.

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That's a Maia
Done to the tune of "That's Amore" by Dean Martin

When you first see the guy
And you can't help but sigh
That's a Maia

When your drink, sugar free
Starts to taste like Pepsi
That's a Maia

With a ring
Shiny shiny ring
Shiny shiny ring
He'll resist - What a fellah.

Eyes will tear
Trembling with fear
Trembling with fear
When he confronts the Balrog

When you swoon till you drool
Makes you look like a fool
That's a Maia

When the air smells so sweet
From your cheap theater seat
It's Gandalf

When you're driving back home
But your heart it won't stop feeling undone
Scuze the pun, listen hun,
Back in Cinema One
That's a Maia!