Baby,Baby Love

"Watashi-tashi ni narukete! Oh i'm love with you Helios!"Chibi-Usa sang as she ran into her classroom.Everyone stared at her."Who's Helios?"asked her 'friend' Manda."Helios,a.k.a. pegasus the dream horse is the most beautiful....*sigh*"she answered."YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH A HORSE...!? LITERALLY!? AHHHHHHHH!"screamed some teacher walking down the hallway."well,I am also in love desperatly.....with........my....father! he is the cutest guy in the world! if my mom wouldn't have gotten him first i'd be all over him!"Chibi-Usa said excitedly.Everyone's eyes widened.The teacher stepped outside the classroom,only to find a fire alarm.She quickly pulled it down.It sounded,VERY LOUDLY!"Fire alarm kids,
EVERYONE RUN AWAY FROM THE WEIRDO!"the teacher screamed.Everyone except Chibi-Usa ran.
That night,at the dinner table...........
"Daddy,I don't like the kids at school,they all treated me like a nerd because I told them 'my dad is the cutest guy in the world and if mommy didn't get you first I'd be all over you!' They teased me ever since!"
Chibi-Usa cried.Usagi and Mamoru's eyes widened and Usagi (was drinking wine) spit it out all over the lemon pie."......let's take another honeymoon...!"Usagi said."Sounds good!"Mamoru replied.

that same night at Cherry Hill temple.........the girls and Chibi-Usa were girl talking...........
"I can't belive they teased you like that,just because you said you loved your father! immauteraty!" Rei said very madly."What exactly DID you say,in exact quotes...?"Ami asked."Yeah,cuz it seems pretty wierd the way they reacted."Makoto said."I told them 'my dad is the cutest guy in the world and if mommy didn't get him first I'd be all over him!' "She answered.Everyone's eyes widened,Minako went outside to toss the pizza she just ate."THAT kind of love!?"Ami demanded."Well,girl talk is over,now let's beat it before she get's further into the story!"Makoto yelled.Everyone (especially Minako) rocketed out as fast as a bolt of lighting leaving trails of dust behind.

The next morning.....in Chibi-Usa's room,talking to Pegasus.......
"I just don't get it....all I said was 'my dad is the cutest guy in the world and if mommy didn't get him first I'd be all over him!',what's wrong with that? everyone is taking it like I'm a loser or something?"Chibi-Usa said.
"I must go,someone more inteligent needs my assistant....and I wont be back!"Pegasus said."NOOOOOO! Pegasus come back!"she cried."NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"she continued.

That afternoon................at the beach on the dock.....
"My fate is with me......this is my fate...........fate......fate is so beautiful...."she said to herself. "Hey tough girl,what's wrong?"Haruka said.Haruka,Michiru,and Setsuna were standing next to her,looking at the sunset."Everyone hates me because of what I said to classmates,friends,and my mommy and daddy!"
she said crying."What did you say,Small Lady?"Setsuna said in a soft beautiful mature voice."I told them 'my dad is the cutest guy in the world and if mommy didn't get him first I'd be all over him!' "Haruka, Michiru,and Setsuna starred.Then at once,they fainted and fell into the ocean and were drifted away, forever.

under the moonlight........
(sings) this fate....this fate is soooo beautiful..........fire soul,bird in love! fire soul bird in love! chica mika dunno,oh oh oh oh ohhhhhh..............all,BY MYSELF! dont wanna be,ALL BY MYSELF! even though I am....

Chibi Usa ruled her world because she was transported to....a planet called......Summimasen.

The End
***I put little effort into this,I wouldn't blame you if you thought this was stupid.