THE MUMMY IS BACK IN
TOWN
(At the O'Connell's house.....)
RICK:Hey hun,when is Ardeth gonna get here?
EVEY:Hunny,it will be awhile yet.You must remember that he is coming on horseback from Cairo.
RICK:Oh,yea,i forgot.When was the last time we seen him anyway?
EVEY:Last month...duhh.
RICK:Oic
EVEY:Where's Alex?
RICK:Wasn't he in his room?
EVEY:I dunno,maybe,hold on ,let me check.......ALEX!
ALEX:WHAT!?
EVEY:What are you doing?
ALEX:I'm cleaning my room!
RICK:Why dont I believe that?
EVEY:I know,that doesn't sound like our Alex to me.
RICK:I'll check it out.
(they smooch and Rick heads upstairs to see Alex,meanwhile....)
"DING-DONG"
EVEY:(thinking to herself)I wonder who that could be?
(opens the door)
ARDETH:Evey
EVEY:Ardeth,so good to see you!
ARDETH:I'm happy to see you guys again,too.
EVEY:I'm such a silly willy,come in,come in,make yourself comfortable.
ARDETH:I will be sure to do so.
EVEY:I will go and make some snacks...i'll be right back.
ARDETH:Oh please,let me help you,i've just learned how to cook and i try to cook as much as possible.May I?
EVEY:Sure,the more the marryier,come on.(they walk into the kitchen)
(back to rick and alex)
RICK:Alex!
ALEX:I already told you,I'M CLEANING MY ROOM!
RICK:Then let come in and see.
ALEX:NO!
RICK:Why not?
ALEX:Because.....um...I'm...getting dressed.
RICK:But you leave your clothes on till 9:00
ALEX:I know but I want to change it...hehe.
RICK:I'm coming in now.
ALEX:NO!
(Rick burts through the door and finds Imhotep and Alex making a deal to destroy Rick.)(Alex is tempted by candy and girls to do this)
RICK:Hel...lo?
IMHOTEP:ROAR!
RICK:DAMIT!
(battle-ing and Alex kissing girls goes on)(meanwhile)
EVEY:Your such a great cook,Ardeth.
ARDETH:You are too.Why dont you let me show you how to really cook....growl(in a flirting way)
EVEY:Oooo Ardeth,and i'll show you how to ice the cake.hehehe
(that was getting gross so let's go back to Imhotep and Rick)
BOOM!CRASH!BAM!
(imhotep gets beaten)
IMHOTEP:I'll be back,and be sure to watch the Medjai,and your son,cuz I will be back.(and swooshes away in a cloud of sand)
RICK:Oh god,thank goodness that's over,right Alex?
(Alex looks possesed)
RICK:What the hell is wrong with you?!)
(Alex's eyes glow lime green)
ALEX:I will kill you.(he says in a possesed voice)
RICK:EVEY!Evey?I LEFT HER WITH ARDETH,AHHH!Imhotep said to watch out for Alex and....ARDETH!OH NO!EVEY!
(He hurries downstairs and tries to get away from alex)
(bursts through the kitchen door)
RICK:EVEY!?
EVEY:(giggles)hehe,oh Ardeth your sooo sexy.
ARDETH:Oh,I know,too sexy.(fangs grow out of his mouth)
RICK:OH SHIT!(dives to save Evey and lands into the sink)
That wasn't ....ouch...smart.
(he gets back up and smacks Ardeth in the face)
ARDETH:Ouch....(and falls down)(really gay but funny)
RICK:WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU DOING WITH HIM?!
EVEY:O,nothing..hehehe
RICK:Whatever
(Alex blows door down and says..)
ALEX:Where is my daddy?(creepy like)
RICK:Right here
(Ardeth stands up)
ARDETH:Where's my daddy?
RICK:I dont know....somewhere.
(Imhotep comes in a whirl of sand)
IMHOTEP:Right here
EVEY:Your not their fathers.
IMHOTEP:Oh but I am.they are possesed under my power to love me like a father.
RICK:And how did you possess them?
IMHOTEP:I gave them...............................................videogames!
RICK&EVEY:OHHHHH NOOOOO!
THE END
TOWN
(At the O'Connell's house.....)
RICK:Hey hun,when is Ardeth gonna get here?
EVEY:Hunny,it will be awhile yet.You must remember that he is coming on horseback from Cairo.
RICK:Oh,yea,i forgot.When was the last time we seen him anyway?
EVEY:Last month...duhh.
RICK:Oic
EVEY:Where's Alex?
RICK:Wasn't he in his room?
EVEY:I dunno,maybe,hold on ,let me check.......ALEX!
ALEX:WHAT!?
EVEY:What are you doing?
ALEX:I'm cleaning my room!
RICK:Why dont I believe that?
EVEY:I know,that doesn't sound like our Alex to me.
RICK:I'll check it out.
(they smooch and Rick heads upstairs to see Alex,meanwhile....)
"DING-DONG"
EVEY:(thinking to herself)I wonder who that could be?
(opens the door)
ARDETH:Evey
EVEY:Ardeth,so good to see you!
ARDETH:I'm happy to see you guys again,too.
EVEY:I'm such a silly willy,come in,come in,make yourself comfortable.
ARDETH:I will be sure to do so.
EVEY:I will go and make some snacks...i'll be right back.
ARDETH:Oh please,let me help you,i've just learned how to cook and i try to cook as much as possible.May I?
EVEY:Sure,the more the marryier,come on.(they walk into the kitchen)
(back to rick and alex)
RICK:Alex!
ALEX:I already told you,I'M CLEANING MY ROOM!
RICK:Then let come in and see.
ALEX:NO!
RICK:Why not?
ALEX:Because.....um...I'm...getting dressed.
RICK:But you leave your clothes on till 9:00
ALEX:I know but I want to change it...hehe.
RICK:I'm coming in now.
ALEX:NO!
(Rick burts through the door and finds Imhotep and Alex making a deal to destroy Rick.)(Alex is tempted by candy and girls to do this)
RICK:Hel...lo?
IMHOTEP:ROAR!
RICK:DAMIT!
(battle-ing and Alex kissing girls goes on)(meanwhile)
EVEY:Your such a great cook,Ardeth.
ARDETH:You are too.Why dont you let me show you how to really cook....growl(in a flirting way)
EVEY:Oooo Ardeth,and i'll show you how to ice the cake.hehehe
(that was getting gross so let's go back to Imhotep and Rick)
BOOM!CRASH!BAM!
(imhotep gets beaten)
IMHOTEP:I'll be back,and be sure to watch the Medjai,and your son,cuz I will be back.(and swooshes away in a cloud of sand)
RICK:Oh god,thank goodness that's over,right Alex?
(Alex looks possesed)
RICK:What the hell is wrong with you?!)
(Alex's eyes glow lime green)
ALEX:I will kill you.(he says in a possesed voice)
RICK:EVEY!Evey?I LEFT HER WITH ARDETH,AHHH!Imhotep said to watch out for Alex and....ARDETH!OH NO!EVEY!
(He hurries downstairs and tries to get away from alex)
(bursts through the kitchen door)
RICK:EVEY!?
EVEY:(giggles)hehe,oh Ardeth your sooo sexy.
ARDETH:Oh,I know,too sexy.(fangs grow out of his mouth)
RICK:OH SHIT!(dives to save Evey and lands into the sink)
That wasn't ....ouch...smart.
(he gets back up and smacks Ardeth in the face)
ARDETH:Ouch....(and falls down)(really gay but funny)
RICK:WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU DOING WITH HIM?!
EVEY:O,nothing..hehehe
RICK:Whatever
(Alex blows door down and says..)
ALEX:Where is my daddy?(creepy like)
RICK:Right here
(Ardeth stands up)
ARDETH:Where's my daddy?
RICK:I dont know....somewhere.
(Imhotep comes in a whirl of sand)
IMHOTEP:Right here
EVEY:Your not their fathers.
IMHOTEP:Oh but I am.they are possesed under my power to love me like a father.
RICK:And how did you possess them?
IMHOTEP:I gave them...............................................videogames!
RICK&EVEY:OHHHHH NOOOOO!
THE END