19.99
Parody of "1999" by Prince
I've been wanting some refreshments, but the prices are just far too high
And my credit card was chopped up and rocketed right to the sky
So I'm waiting for a discount, it's taken several stupid days.
And now its finally come I'm going out of this stunned mullet phase
And they say their prices have been slashed down so I better get into line
So tonight I'm gonna buy it cause it's 19.99.
The clerks have made a price change, I nearly went looney tunes
So I grabbed the nerdy clerk and said "I want to buy some stinking booze!"
"I'm tired of this waiting, can't you see I'm nearly broke?"
"So you'd better change that price back or ya gonna start to really choke"
So they said their prices have been slashed down so I better get into line
So tonight I'm gonna buy it cause it's 19.99
The lines have packed up chock full, this really isn't my kind of day
So I grabbed a shot gun and blasted all the people in my way (Yeah)
I'm getting really mad now, no body better mess with me (No)
I've got the strength of several rhinos and I can sting better than several bees
So they said their prices have been slashed down so I better get into line
So tonight I'm gonna buy it cause it's 19.99
So they said their prices have been slashed down so I better get into line
So tonight I'm gonna buy it cause it's 19.99
So they said their prices have been slashed down so I better get into line
So tonight I'm gonna buy it cause it's 19.99
So they said their prices have been slashed down so I better get into line
So tonight I'm gonna buy it cause it's 19.99
Parody of "1999" by Prince
I've been wanting some refreshments, but the prices are just far too high
And my credit card was chopped up and rocketed right to the sky
So I'm waiting for a discount, it's taken several stupid days.
And now its finally come I'm going out of this stunned mullet phase
And they say their prices have been slashed down so I better get into line
So tonight I'm gonna buy it cause it's 19.99.
The clerks have made a price change, I nearly went looney tunes
So I grabbed the nerdy clerk and said "I want to buy some stinking booze!"
"I'm tired of this waiting, can't you see I'm nearly broke?"
"So you'd better change that price back or ya gonna start to really choke"
So they said their prices have been slashed down so I better get into line
So tonight I'm gonna buy it cause it's 19.99
The lines have packed up chock full, this really isn't my kind of day
So I grabbed a shot gun and blasted all the people in my way (Yeah)
I'm getting really mad now, no body better mess with me (No)
I've got the strength of several rhinos and I can sting better than several bees
So they said their prices have been slashed down so I better get into line
So tonight I'm gonna buy it cause it's 19.99
So they said their prices have been slashed down so I better get into line
So tonight I'm gonna buy it cause it's 19.99
So they said their prices have been slashed down so I better get into line
So tonight I'm gonna buy it cause it's 19.99
So they said their prices have been slashed down so I better get into line
So tonight I'm gonna buy it cause it's 19.99