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KANSAS GIRL GOES ON KILLING/BURGLARY SPREE IN OZ
Early yesterday morning Hundreds across Munchkinland woke up to a sad site. In the middle of city square sat a house. From under it protruded the feet of the Wicked Witch of the East. "It was weird," commented Mini Pearl. A group hid in the bushes as they watched a small girl dressed in blue gingham that identified herself as Dorothy wander about before being intercepted by Glinda, Captain of the Witch's Doing Good in the Community, North Division. At approximately, 9:00 MST (Munchkin Standard Time) the Witch was pronounced dead, and word was sent to her sister, The Wicked Witch of the West. The poor citizens began rejoicing before realizing the problem. "We only wanted fair treatment, not her death." Several said.
The grieving sister arrived about 9:15, to collect a few things that remained of her sister, including the Ruby Slippers, but to her shock, the little girl was wearing them. In anger and angst the poor witch departed. The girl was sent on to see the Wizard. What happened between the hours of 9:30 and 5:00 is unknown, but at 5:00 she entered a poppy field, set by the Witch of the West, to prevent illegal immigrant travel, and she and three associates, a lion, a tin man, and a scarecrow, destroyed it. At 8:00, she was taken into the Witch's custody, for involuntary manslaughter and theft. At 8:30, her accomplices broke in, and attempted an escape, that ended in the Witch's death. They quietly slipped away. Since then, the girl has disappeared. Her current whereabouts are unknown, but please approach with caution, as she is highly dangerous.
-Staff Reporter Miranda Hinglewink contributed to this report.
KANSAS GIRL GOES ON KILLING/BURGLARY SPREE IN OZ
Early yesterday morning Hundreds across Munchkinland woke up to a sad site. In the middle of city square sat a house. From under it protruded the feet of the Wicked Witch of the East. "It was weird," commented Mini Pearl. A group hid in the bushes as they watched a small girl dressed in blue gingham that identified herself as Dorothy wander about before being intercepted by Glinda, Captain of the Witch's Doing Good in the Community, North Division. At approximately, 9:00 MST (Munchkin Standard Time) the Witch was pronounced dead, and word was sent to her sister, The Wicked Witch of the West. The poor citizens began rejoicing before realizing the problem. "We only wanted fair treatment, not her death." Several said.
The grieving sister arrived about 9:15, to collect a few things that remained of her sister, including the Ruby Slippers, but to her shock, the little girl was wearing them. In anger and angst the poor witch departed. The girl was sent on to see the Wizard. What happened between the hours of 9:30 and 5:00 is unknown, but at 5:00 she entered a poppy field, set by the Witch of the West, to prevent illegal immigrant travel, and she and three associates, a lion, a tin man, and a scarecrow, destroyed it. At 8:00, she was taken into the Witch's custody, for involuntary manslaughter and theft. At 8:30, her accomplices broke in, and attempted an escape, that ended in the Witch's death. They quietly slipped away. Since then, the girl has disappeared. Her current whereabouts are unknown, but please approach with caution, as she is highly dangerous.
-Staff Reporter Miranda Hinglewink contributed to this report.