Yuna opened her eyes finding that she was no longer in her own living room. "Oyo! Where am I? And where's Peppy?" She thought while looking around searching for her friend. "Hey Peppy! Are you here? Where are you!!! This is no time to play hide and seek!"
Suddenly she was startled by a gargling sound, which seemed to come from somewhere beneath her.
"Would...*blub* you please...*blub* get of !!!!!" Yuna found she was sitting on top of Peppy who was face forward in the dirt. " Oh! Ooops! I'm sorry!" Yuna said as she helped Peppy up. "Where are we anyway?" Peppy asked wiping the dirt of her face.
"Emh...Peppy? Does this hurt?" Yuna asked as she whacked Peppy over the head.
" Ouch!! Yes it does!" Peppy said rubbing her head.
"I see..." Yuna said, a thoughtful look on her face "And this?" She pinched Peppy in the arm.
"Yeah!!!" Peppy was getting a bit ticked off.
"Hmmm, interesting... This?" She slapped Peppy's face.
"Would you cut it out already! Why are you slapping me anyway??!!"
Yuna smiled innocently "Just making sure we weren't dreaming!"
"Why you!!!!" Peppy started chasing Yuna...
***
"Ayame Ayame! Come over here! I've found...ehm...something." Ayame let go of Kenshin's hand and ran down the road disappearing in the bushes with Suzume.
***
"Why you!!! Yuna I swear If I'll catch you I'll..." Peppy yelled. Yuna was running around laughing like a raving lunatic
"Hahahaaaah! You'll have to catch me first!". In her excitement she never saw the two litte girls in front of her.
"Yuna look out!" Peppy screamed.
"Waaaaah!" The girls shrieked, clinging together with their eyes closed.
***
"What was that?" Kenshin asked, stopping to listen more closely. "Sounded like the munchkins " Sano casually remarked. "Yeah, it sounds like they're in some kind of trouble" "Big trouble!" Yahiko said. The guys rushed to the girls' rescue...
***
"Waaaa...aaa...aah" Yuna stood flapping her arms desperately to regain her balance so she wouldn't crush the 2 strangely familiar girls...
"Pfff" she sighed when she finally regained some of her balance.
"Heh, that was a close call , wasn't it Yuna chan?" remarked Peppy and patted the still wiggly Yuna.
PAF!
Yuna met the ground, somehow managing not to crash down on the girls.
But when she kissed the ground...it was HARD!
"A little too close for comfort...Peppy CHAN..." hissed Yuna , getting up with a murderous look in her eyes.
Peppy sweatdropped: "Not in front of the children!"
Yuna turns politely to the children "Could you cover your eyes for a minute there lill' 'ones, this ain't PG rated"
After making sure the children have closed their eyes, Yuna turns to a frightened Peppy.
"Now don't do anything you'll regret Yuna chan"
"Don't worry, Peppy chan ,I WON'T"
*screams and clashes are heard*
When the Peppy-bashing was finally over, Yuna turned to the children, looking very pleased with herself..."You can open your eyes again" Then, Yuna looked them straight in the eyes."Aren't you...no..yes?...Nooooo?... You must be Suzumi...and you... Ayame ?" she asked.The children nodded.
Yuna's mouth fell open she grabbed Peppychan by the arm and started shaking her "O-My-God, Peppy chan...are you thinking what I'm thinking?"Peppy freed herself form Yuna's firm grip and waited until the world stopped spinning.
" I think so, but how do you teach a sardine to play basketball?"
Yuna slapped herself on the head and painfully exclaimed "Peppy !!!!!!!" "I'm going to have to hurt you soon" growled Yuna.
"But you just DID" protested Peppy.
Meanwhile Ayame and Suzume were looking from one to another, tennis match style. Suzume poked Ayame " Those girls look weird ne?" "Yeah they do!" Ayame said. Peppy and Yuna stopped their bickering and looked at the two girls...
"WE DO NOT!!!" Peppy yelled as she stomped towards the 2 little girls, vein pulsing and fist clenching.
"What's going on here???!" Yahiko said. Kenshin and Sano stood behind him ready for combat...
"Ehm...." Peppy slowly stepped backwards "Hey now guys, don't jump to conclusions or anything I wasn't gonna hurt them or something..." Peppy smiled innocently as she moved further backwards, away from the armed and dangerous men... *Why does this look so familiar... short guy, red hair, big sword...Short boy, wooden sword...Tall guy, spiky brown hair, red bandana, white outfit...wait a sec....* Peppy looked very thoughtful. Yuna just stared at the trio, she couldn't move a muscle... Peppy's expression suddenly changed into recognition, then absolute joy as she gasped for air.
"SPIIIIIIIIIIKE!!!!!" (i.e. :From Buffy the Vampire Slayer, another weird obsession of Peppy)
Yuna looked at her friend "No you idiot! *whack* Thats K...K...kkk...I can't say it...KENSHIN!!!"
Yuna stood there and kept staring, Peppy however seemed on a roll now.
"SANOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!" she yelled and made a dive for the lean man.
Sano's eyes got wider and he raised his foot to meet Peppy's face.(ouch!) She fell to the ground again and got up rubbing her head. "Hey!" She eyed Sano, then she grinned: "Do it again!!!!" She took another dive, but was grabbed by Yuna. Yuna growled to her unfortunate friend "Calm down will you""I...WONT!" snarled Peppy hitting her friend on the head.
"See , we told you those girls were weird "smiled Ayane.
"We ARE NOT" raged Peppy and Yuna.
"But ya wear real weird clothes "remarked Yahiko.
"Oh shut up" growled Peppy, folding her arms and sticking out her chin. "Yeah, stay outta it YOSHI-BOY" teased Yuna.
"Yoshi-boy....hah ,that name rather suits him" grinned Sano. "Oh shut up you giant chicken man!" Yahiko yelled as he jumped onto Sano's head and started chewing his hair again. While the two started fighting, both Peppy and Yuna seemed to get the same Idea as they raised their hands to snap their fingers and ...POOF!...both were wearing the most beautiful kimonos. The others' mouths fell open...
'Hah, they look ridiculous" laughed Sano.
"WHATTTTT!!!" Yuna raised her finger.
'SNAP' and poof! There Sano was, dressed in a boy scout uniform.
Sano just stood there staring, the others stepped back in horror, meanwhile Yuna was rolling over the ground roaring with laughter. (Peppy was too, when she read this part)
Suddenly she looked only just in time to meet her doom, she saw Peppy stretching her hand and with no time to do anything she could only helplessly await what was about to come...
SNAP!
Yuna closed her eyes because of the brief flash and when she opened her eyes...she cried out in sheer horror...
Peppy stood there, smirking..."Never mess with my Sano...,Yuna chan"
"Waaaah!!! Peppy I'm gonna kill you!" Yuna cried as she found that Peppy had snapped away her beautiful kimono in exchange for an oversized dyper, a babypink babyblouse with fluffy little ducks on it, a matching yellow babyhat and babyblue babysocks. In her hand she had a giant rattle.
She flung it over aiming for Peppy's head. Peppy, however, was prepared for her revenge and ducked... The rattle slammed into Yahiko's face who was laughing hysterically at the sight of baby Yuna. Yahiko got up, his fist clenched and a huge vain pulsing on his forehead.
"Uh oh, Yuna dear, looks like you're in trouble..." Peppy said, still smirking.
" What? I can take Yoshi-boy over here anytime!!!" Yuna stated getting very cocky.
" How? Are you going to hit him with your rattle???" Peppy said, looking very amused.
"Wait till I get my hands on you, sista girl!!! You'll never know what hit you!" Yuna growled, clenching her fist.
"Oh yeah! Well you'll have to hit me first! And since you threw your rattle at our dear Yahiko over here..." Peppy patted Yahiko, who was still fuming, on the head, "...I don't see that happening anytime soon!"
Yuna was all red, but suddenly she got a very calm expression...Too calm "You're right, Peppy dear, I can't hit you, besides I've done that a gazillion times already...Nooo Missy I've got a better idea. "Peppy was baffled, she didn't like this one bit...Yuna looked all evil, she was actually scaring her.
"Heh, Now Yuna, you know we're buddies right... I mean, I was only kidding.. You know that don't you?" Peppy tried talking herself out of the situation.
Even Yahiko had calmed down and was looking at Yuna. "Boy she's gonna get it now..." Sano said, not even noticing he was still in his boyscout outfit. Kenshin just followed Yuna's fingers as she raised them to snap.
"Ah come on now Yuna...You don't wanna do this!" one last effort by Peppy.
SNAP...
Peppy looked down to see herself sporting only 3 tyres with pink ribbons and a honking horn on her head.(Peppy: Yuna is soo gonna draw these two outfits)
"Aaaaaaah man!" She exclaimed painfully. Yuna stood studying her fingers. The little samurai band on the other hand, didn't know what to do but stare.
"Yunaaaaaa!!!!" yelled Peppy raising her hand while Yuna seemed strangely oblivious to the threat.
But suddenly she too raised her hand, their 'SNAPS' came at exact the same time...and didn't seem to stop, the costumes just got weirder and weirder ranging from Mickey mouse to Barbie costumes. It didn't seem to stop until...Kenshin said the only thing that could possibly describe the violent-costume-changing scene....
...ORO...
...The sound echo-ed through the country, an eerie silence was hanging around them all of a sudden.
Yuna turned to Kenshin with a pulsing vein still wearing Barbie's latest ballerina outfit. She snapped her fingers one more time, dressing both her and Peppy in a ninja costume
"What did you say...?" she asked calmly...
`Oi, these girls have as much taste as the lill weasel girl ...that is to say...none!" mocked Sano. "What!" growled Peppy "Honestly I don't think your the one to talk" she remarked pointing to his boy-scout uniform. "Ah man, am I still wearing this??? Um, a little help ladies???" Sano asked, trying out the puppydog-look.
"Not after that comment you made mister!" Yuna said, smirking at the thought of seeing Sano for the rest of the day in boyscout outfit. "Maybe I should give him some cookies, then he can go sell them" She though... From the corner of her eye she saw Peppy, about to snap her fingers at Sano. SNAP! Sano was back in his good old Gi.
He smiled his famous Sano-smile at Peppy: "Thanks!" Peppy blushed "Nnno, pppprobbblem..." She managed to say, her knees were like elastics.
" Peppy I can't believe you're THAT weak!" Yuna said "and as for you mister Himura... I'll have you know it's OYO!!!!"
"Oro?" the red-headed rurouni said, not understanding what that silly girl was talking about...
"Oyo!!!!!!!" Yuna screamed.
"Oro?" Kenshin looked at Sano exchanging a look filled with questions.
"OYO!!!!! I tell ya!!!" Yuna stamped her feet.
Peppy rolled her eyes "Oh boy..." Sano nudged her "What's up with her?" "Oh, it's normal, don't worry about it..." she said looking at Yuna who was really losing it. "It'll pass...""I hope so", Yahiko said, "'cause Kenshin is clueless"
Kenshin was Oro-ing all the time, which made Yuna really angry. She grabbed his shoulders and was shaking him up quite harshly.
"oroooorooooroooooorooooo" was all Kenshin would say.
"He really should stop saying that" Peppy dryly said...
"MMMiss, I'don't know what you're problem is, but can you let go of me!!!" Kenshin was getting very dizzy.
Peppy decided it was time to stop the madness and stepped in. She pulled Yuna away from Kenshin. "Easy there Yuna, let Kenshin live!"Yuna looked bewildered, but she calmed to herself again...
"For the last time it's OYO" said Yuna and bashed Kenshin on the head one more time. Then she couldn't contain herself anymore and started hugging Kenshin
"KKKKKKKKKeeeheeenshin"she sniffed unable to believe he was really there.
Kenshin sweatdropped: "Or...eh..." he stopped himself short after seeing a small change in Yuna's eyes from teary happiness to wild anger "Eh...miss, who...are ..."
*WHACK*
Kenshin was knocked down by Kaoru Kamiya, the owner of the Kamiya dojo. Kaoru look severely pissed off, complete with pulsing vein and everything.
"OOOROOOOoooo"Kenshin managed to say.
*WHACK* now Yuna was the one to slap the ex-ronin.
But Sano too was getting slapped by no-one else but the one and only Misao together with the fox-woman. Peppy just seemed to enjoy the spectacle.
"Kenshin! You said you would go fishing and now I find you here with these two...eh..." Kaoru glanced at the two girls..."Prostitutes!!!" Misao screamed, bashing Sano some more in her anger (and god knows why she's so mad...).
"Hey!" Yuna and Peppy exclaimed together.
"They're not prostitutes", Kenshin said trying to calm them down. "Are you?" he asked Yuna but he regretting he asked immediately. Yuna gave him a cold look.
"No they're not!" Sano said "Now would you stop it woman!" He yelled, trying to escape Misao's wrath...
"Then who are they?" Megumi asked, not liking the fact that the guys were defending them.
"We don't know" Yahiko said. "Ayame and Suzume found them"
"Yeah, we found them!!! We found them" the children danced around Peppy and Yuna. Peppy and Yuna both sweatdropped.
"Who are you?" Kaoru asked them.
Peppy smiled sweetly "We are your worst nightmare!" she said grinning all Sano-y.
Yuna slapped her head. "What?" Peppy asked.
"You really are a sad case sometimes Peppy!"
"I like her!" Sano stated, not that anyone cared, except for Peppy...
"Really?" she said fluttering her eyelashes at him.
"Um..." Now it was Sano's turn to sweatdrop.
"Oh-my-god, Peppy contain yourself!" growled Yuna, dragging Peppy away from Sano
She coughed and put one arm around a confused Kenshin and one around Peppy (to keep her from running to Sano again.)She bowed (dragging both Peppy and Kenshin with her as she did) "Hajimemashite, watashi wa Yuna desu, sore wa Peppy desu...yoroshiku." Peppy looked at her friend in amazement. Kaoru just stood surprised and didn't know what to think of these two girls. A soft warm smile spread over her face "Dozo yoroshiku, Kaoru desu"
"Kochira koso dozo yoroshiku, Himura Kenshin de gozaru"
"They already know that you big dope" interrupted Sano, putting his foot on Kenshin.
"They seem to know a lot...I mean, they knew who we were, and we've never even met before..."said Yahiko
Misao felt scared, just...who where these two...Megumi was just twirling her hair, the boredom oozed from her face.
"Kenshin?" asked Kaoru "Do you know these two?"
"No,er...at least not as far as I can remember"
Both Peppy and Yuna realized it now...They didn't exist in this world...How did they get here? How would they ever get back...Suddenly Yuna reached in her pocket...Manga number 19...The cover starred Kenshin and Enishi and Tomoe. Quietly she opened the book and put her hand in it...her hand felt tingly but she could feel into the `real world' Peppy frowned ,she understood.
They were in the manga...the girls turned to eachother...looking very calm and serious.
"Sugoi!" the yelled at the same time grabbing eachother's hands and jumping up and down.
Yuna reached into the real world again and pulled out a packet of crisps and a sixpack of cola cans. "Here Peppy, hold this" Yuna said as she threw the sixpack and the crisps over. Peppy catched and yelled :"Get some Pomelo too! And popcorn and chips!!! I'm starving!" Yuna reached further in the manga. The others just stood there looking astonished as the pile of candy and drinks grew.
"What are those things?" Misao said. "I don't know.. But I think they're dangerous..." Kenshin said, poking at the pile with his sword.
"Hey! You with the sword! Get that thingy outta there or else..." Peppy started...PSSSSHHH
Peppy slapped her head as the can of coke was launched into the air spraying everybody within 5 feet.
"IIIIeuw!" Yahiko shrieked..."What is this stuff?" As the can landed on his head and the remainders of the delicious fluid were dripping down his face.
"That...You numbskull...is what we call Coke" Yuna said
"Hey this stuff ain't half bad" remarked Yahiko licking his lips.
Peppy just rolled her eyes "Like, what else's new?"
"In fact this is quite ooishi !"smiled Yahiko after having emptied the remains in the can on his head.
"Like DUH",growled Yuna
"Why'd ya think we'd BRING it Yoshi-BOY" snickered Peppy
"I WANT MORE !!!!"yelled the spikey haired one and made a dive for the pile of junk food "THERE MUST BE MORE ,GIVE ME..."the rest of his yelling was lost and replaced by loud swallowing noises.
Emptying one can after another the lill ' samurai only interrupted his newfound ritual to burp
BURP!
"I think he's had enough..."remarked Peppy
"I'd say...THAT is an understatement, Peppy dear" frowned Yuna
"You think I should...?"
"By all means Peppy"
*WHACK*
The now unconscious Yahiko was dragged away by a pissed off Peppy."Here, I think you lost this..." Peppy remarked as she delivered Yahiko at the feet of a stunned Kenshin and Kaoru.
Kenshin poked at the blackhaired boy with his sword "Yahiko...Are you ok?"
"More...brown...bubbly...stuff..." he managed to say alraidy showing the first withdrawal symptoms.
"What happened to Yahiko? Why is he acting so strange???" Kaoru asked the girls who were in the middle of the pile devouring their much loved junkfood.
"Withdrawal symptoms" Peppy managed to say even though she'd stuffed her mouth with popcorn.
"What are those...?"
"Can't explain right now...busy...eating..." Peppy dove back into the pile.
Just then Yuna spotted something white lurking around the bushes. She grabbed Peppy by her legg and dragged her away from the Kenshingumi.
"Tell me, do you see something in there?" she said pointing to the bushes. Peppy swallowed the last bit of popcorn, almost choking on it.
"Where? Oh yeah! I see something alright, the question is what is it?"
"I don't know, but it might be dangerous...Maybe we should warn the others."
"Sure, we could do that...OR...we could go in and figure things out ourself!" Peppy said, getting into SuperPeppy mode.
"Yeah..that's a really...STUPID idea!" Yuna said, trying very hard not to whack her bold friend.
"Think about it...maybe it's nothing at all, if we get the others involved and it turns out to be nothing then they'll really think we're complete nutcases..."
"Yeah...who could blame them anyway...But what if it IS something" Yuna remarked.
" Aaah, come on!!! We can always run like mad...we're good at that!" Peppy said getting all exited.
"I'm gonna regret this...but...okay..." Yuna was still hesitating, but Peppy dragged her to the bushes...
***
Peppy and Yuna: Tum tum tuuuuuum...lol Yuna: We really shouldn't do that Peppy...
Peppy: But it's so much fun!
Anyway, the characters we use in this fic are still property of Nobuhiro Watsuki and his gang, and Peppy and Yuna still remain property of well, Peppy and Yuna ^_^( Nobody want's us! Lol) You might even recognize a scene from a certain other manga, That one is property of Yu Watase...Hey, we're rippers and we're proud of it! Please don't sue! We're just having fun writing this (unbelievable isn't it? Lol) It's true! Just ask the people in the computing class we wrote this in about the two freaky girls that were falling off their chairs and roaring with laughter all the time.
Suddenly she was startled by a gargling sound, which seemed to come from somewhere beneath her.
"Would...*blub* you please...*blub* get of !!!!!" Yuna found she was sitting on top of Peppy who was face forward in the dirt. " Oh! Ooops! I'm sorry!" Yuna said as she helped Peppy up. "Where are we anyway?" Peppy asked wiping the dirt of her face.
"Emh...Peppy? Does this hurt?" Yuna asked as she whacked Peppy over the head.
" Ouch!! Yes it does!" Peppy said rubbing her head.
"I see..." Yuna said, a thoughtful look on her face "And this?" She pinched Peppy in the arm.
"Yeah!!!" Peppy was getting a bit ticked off.
"Hmmm, interesting... This?" She slapped Peppy's face.
"Would you cut it out already! Why are you slapping me anyway??!!"
Yuna smiled innocently "Just making sure we weren't dreaming!"
"Why you!!!!" Peppy started chasing Yuna...
***
"Ayame Ayame! Come over here! I've found...ehm...something." Ayame let go of Kenshin's hand and ran down the road disappearing in the bushes with Suzume.
***
"Why you!!! Yuna I swear If I'll catch you I'll..." Peppy yelled. Yuna was running around laughing like a raving lunatic
"Hahahaaaah! You'll have to catch me first!". In her excitement she never saw the two litte girls in front of her.
"Yuna look out!" Peppy screamed.
"Waaaaah!" The girls shrieked, clinging together with their eyes closed.
***
"What was that?" Kenshin asked, stopping to listen more closely. "Sounded like the munchkins " Sano casually remarked. "Yeah, it sounds like they're in some kind of trouble" "Big trouble!" Yahiko said. The guys rushed to the girls' rescue...
***
"Waaaa...aaa...aah" Yuna stood flapping her arms desperately to regain her balance so she wouldn't crush the 2 strangely familiar girls...
"Pfff" she sighed when she finally regained some of her balance.
"Heh, that was a close call , wasn't it Yuna chan?" remarked Peppy and patted the still wiggly Yuna.
PAF!
Yuna met the ground, somehow managing not to crash down on the girls.
But when she kissed the ground...it was HARD!
"A little too close for comfort...Peppy CHAN..." hissed Yuna , getting up with a murderous look in her eyes.
Peppy sweatdropped: "Not in front of the children!"
Yuna turns politely to the children "Could you cover your eyes for a minute there lill' 'ones, this ain't PG rated"
After making sure the children have closed their eyes, Yuna turns to a frightened Peppy.
"Now don't do anything you'll regret Yuna chan"
"Don't worry, Peppy chan ,I WON'T"
*screams and clashes are heard*
When the Peppy-bashing was finally over, Yuna turned to the children, looking very pleased with herself..."You can open your eyes again" Then, Yuna looked them straight in the eyes."Aren't you...no..yes?...Nooooo?... You must be Suzumi...and you... Ayame ?" she asked.The children nodded.
Yuna's mouth fell open she grabbed Peppychan by the arm and started shaking her "O-My-God, Peppy chan...are you thinking what I'm thinking?"Peppy freed herself form Yuna's firm grip and waited until the world stopped spinning.
" I think so, but how do you teach a sardine to play basketball?"
Yuna slapped herself on the head and painfully exclaimed "Peppy !!!!!!!" "I'm going to have to hurt you soon" growled Yuna.
"But you just DID" protested Peppy.
Meanwhile Ayame and Suzume were looking from one to another, tennis match style. Suzume poked Ayame " Those girls look weird ne?" "Yeah they do!" Ayame said. Peppy and Yuna stopped their bickering and looked at the two girls...
"WE DO NOT!!!" Peppy yelled as she stomped towards the 2 little girls, vein pulsing and fist clenching.
"What's going on here???!" Yahiko said. Kenshin and Sano stood behind him ready for combat...
"Ehm...." Peppy slowly stepped backwards "Hey now guys, don't jump to conclusions or anything I wasn't gonna hurt them or something..." Peppy smiled innocently as she moved further backwards, away from the armed and dangerous men... *Why does this look so familiar... short guy, red hair, big sword...Short boy, wooden sword...Tall guy, spiky brown hair, red bandana, white outfit...wait a sec....* Peppy looked very thoughtful. Yuna just stared at the trio, she couldn't move a muscle... Peppy's expression suddenly changed into recognition, then absolute joy as she gasped for air.
"SPIIIIIIIIIIKE!!!!!" (i.e. :From Buffy the Vampire Slayer, another weird obsession of Peppy)
Yuna looked at her friend "No you idiot! *whack* Thats K...K...kkk...I can't say it...KENSHIN!!!"
Yuna stood there and kept staring, Peppy however seemed on a roll now.
"SANOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!" she yelled and made a dive for the lean man.
Sano's eyes got wider and he raised his foot to meet Peppy's face.(ouch!) She fell to the ground again and got up rubbing her head. "Hey!" She eyed Sano, then she grinned: "Do it again!!!!" She took another dive, but was grabbed by Yuna. Yuna growled to her unfortunate friend "Calm down will you""I...WONT!" snarled Peppy hitting her friend on the head.
"See , we told you those girls were weird "smiled Ayane.
"We ARE NOT" raged Peppy and Yuna.
"But ya wear real weird clothes "remarked Yahiko.
"Oh shut up" growled Peppy, folding her arms and sticking out her chin. "Yeah, stay outta it YOSHI-BOY" teased Yuna.
"Yoshi-boy....hah ,that name rather suits him" grinned Sano. "Oh shut up you giant chicken man!" Yahiko yelled as he jumped onto Sano's head and started chewing his hair again. While the two started fighting, both Peppy and Yuna seemed to get the same Idea as they raised their hands to snap their fingers and ...POOF!...both were wearing the most beautiful kimonos. The others' mouths fell open...
'Hah, they look ridiculous" laughed Sano.
"WHATTTTT!!!" Yuna raised her finger.
'SNAP' and poof! There Sano was, dressed in a boy scout uniform.
Sano just stood there staring, the others stepped back in horror, meanwhile Yuna was rolling over the ground roaring with laughter. (Peppy was too, when she read this part)
Suddenly she looked only just in time to meet her doom, she saw Peppy stretching her hand and with no time to do anything she could only helplessly await what was about to come...
SNAP!
Yuna closed her eyes because of the brief flash and when she opened her eyes...she cried out in sheer horror...
Peppy stood there, smirking..."Never mess with my Sano...,Yuna chan"
"Waaaah!!! Peppy I'm gonna kill you!" Yuna cried as she found that Peppy had snapped away her beautiful kimono in exchange for an oversized dyper, a babypink babyblouse with fluffy little ducks on it, a matching yellow babyhat and babyblue babysocks. In her hand she had a giant rattle.
She flung it over aiming for Peppy's head. Peppy, however, was prepared for her revenge and ducked... The rattle slammed into Yahiko's face who was laughing hysterically at the sight of baby Yuna. Yahiko got up, his fist clenched and a huge vain pulsing on his forehead.
"Uh oh, Yuna dear, looks like you're in trouble..." Peppy said, still smirking.
" What? I can take Yoshi-boy over here anytime!!!" Yuna stated getting very cocky.
" How? Are you going to hit him with your rattle???" Peppy said, looking very amused.
"Wait till I get my hands on you, sista girl!!! You'll never know what hit you!" Yuna growled, clenching her fist.
"Oh yeah! Well you'll have to hit me first! And since you threw your rattle at our dear Yahiko over here..." Peppy patted Yahiko, who was still fuming, on the head, "...I don't see that happening anytime soon!"
Yuna was all red, but suddenly she got a very calm expression...Too calm "You're right, Peppy dear, I can't hit you, besides I've done that a gazillion times already...Nooo Missy I've got a better idea. "Peppy was baffled, she didn't like this one bit...Yuna looked all evil, she was actually scaring her.
"Heh, Now Yuna, you know we're buddies right... I mean, I was only kidding.. You know that don't you?" Peppy tried talking herself out of the situation.
Even Yahiko had calmed down and was looking at Yuna. "Boy she's gonna get it now..." Sano said, not even noticing he was still in his boyscout outfit. Kenshin just followed Yuna's fingers as she raised them to snap.
"Ah come on now Yuna...You don't wanna do this!" one last effort by Peppy.
SNAP...
Peppy looked down to see herself sporting only 3 tyres with pink ribbons and a honking horn on her head.(Peppy: Yuna is soo gonna draw these two outfits)
"Aaaaaaah man!" She exclaimed painfully. Yuna stood studying her fingers. The little samurai band on the other hand, didn't know what to do but stare.
"Yunaaaaaa!!!!" yelled Peppy raising her hand while Yuna seemed strangely oblivious to the threat.
But suddenly she too raised her hand, their 'SNAPS' came at exact the same time...and didn't seem to stop, the costumes just got weirder and weirder ranging from Mickey mouse to Barbie costumes. It didn't seem to stop until...Kenshin said the only thing that could possibly describe the violent-costume-changing scene....
...ORO...
...The sound echo-ed through the country, an eerie silence was hanging around them all of a sudden.
Yuna turned to Kenshin with a pulsing vein still wearing Barbie's latest ballerina outfit. She snapped her fingers one more time, dressing both her and Peppy in a ninja costume
"What did you say...?" she asked calmly...
`Oi, these girls have as much taste as the lill weasel girl ...that is to say...none!" mocked Sano. "What!" growled Peppy "Honestly I don't think your the one to talk" she remarked pointing to his boy-scout uniform. "Ah man, am I still wearing this??? Um, a little help ladies???" Sano asked, trying out the puppydog-look.
"Not after that comment you made mister!" Yuna said, smirking at the thought of seeing Sano for the rest of the day in boyscout outfit. "Maybe I should give him some cookies, then he can go sell them" She though... From the corner of her eye she saw Peppy, about to snap her fingers at Sano. SNAP! Sano was back in his good old Gi.
He smiled his famous Sano-smile at Peppy: "Thanks!" Peppy blushed "Nnno, pppprobbblem..." She managed to say, her knees were like elastics.
" Peppy I can't believe you're THAT weak!" Yuna said "and as for you mister Himura... I'll have you know it's OYO!!!!"
"Oro?" the red-headed rurouni said, not understanding what that silly girl was talking about...
"Oyo!!!!!!!" Yuna screamed.
"Oro?" Kenshin looked at Sano exchanging a look filled with questions.
"OYO!!!!! I tell ya!!!" Yuna stamped her feet.
Peppy rolled her eyes "Oh boy..." Sano nudged her "What's up with her?" "Oh, it's normal, don't worry about it..." she said looking at Yuna who was really losing it. "It'll pass...""I hope so", Yahiko said, "'cause Kenshin is clueless"
Kenshin was Oro-ing all the time, which made Yuna really angry. She grabbed his shoulders and was shaking him up quite harshly.
"oroooorooooroooooorooooo" was all Kenshin would say.
"He really should stop saying that" Peppy dryly said...
"MMMiss, I'don't know what you're problem is, but can you let go of me!!!" Kenshin was getting very dizzy.
Peppy decided it was time to stop the madness and stepped in. She pulled Yuna away from Kenshin. "Easy there Yuna, let Kenshin live!"Yuna looked bewildered, but she calmed to herself again...
"For the last time it's OYO" said Yuna and bashed Kenshin on the head one more time. Then she couldn't contain herself anymore and started hugging Kenshin
"KKKKKKKKKeeeheeenshin"she sniffed unable to believe he was really there.
Kenshin sweatdropped: "Or...eh..." he stopped himself short after seeing a small change in Yuna's eyes from teary happiness to wild anger "Eh...miss, who...are ..."
*WHACK*
Kenshin was knocked down by Kaoru Kamiya, the owner of the Kamiya dojo. Kaoru look severely pissed off, complete with pulsing vein and everything.
"OOOROOOOoooo"Kenshin managed to say.
*WHACK* now Yuna was the one to slap the ex-ronin.
But Sano too was getting slapped by no-one else but the one and only Misao together with the fox-woman. Peppy just seemed to enjoy the spectacle.
"Kenshin! You said you would go fishing and now I find you here with these two...eh..." Kaoru glanced at the two girls..."Prostitutes!!!" Misao screamed, bashing Sano some more in her anger (and god knows why she's so mad...).
"Hey!" Yuna and Peppy exclaimed together.
"They're not prostitutes", Kenshin said trying to calm them down. "Are you?" he asked Yuna but he regretting he asked immediately. Yuna gave him a cold look.
"No they're not!" Sano said "Now would you stop it woman!" He yelled, trying to escape Misao's wrath...
"Then who are they?" Megumi asked, not liking the fact that the guys were defending them.
"We don't know" Yahiko said. "Ayame and Suzume found them"
"Yeah, we found them!!! We found them" the children danced around Peppy and Yuna. Peppy and Yuna both sweatdropped.
"Who are you?" Kaoru asked them.
Peppy smiled sweetly "We are your worst nightmare!" she said grinning all Sano-y.
Yuna slapped her head. "What?" Peppy asked.
"You really are a sad case sometimes Peppy!"
"I like her!" Sano stated, not that anyone cared, except for Peppy...
"Really?" she said fluttering her eyelashes at him.
"Um..." Now it was Sano's turn to sweatdrop.
"Oh-my-god, Peppy contain yourself!" growled Yuna, dragging Peppy away from Sano
She coughed and put one arm around a confused Kenshin and one around Peppy (to keep her from running to Sano again.)She bowed (dragging both Peppy and Kenshin with her as she did) "Hajimemashite, watashi wa Yuna desu, sore wa Peppy desu...yoroshiku." Peppy looked at her friend in amazement. Kaoru just stood surprised and didn't know what to think of these two girls. A soft warm smile spread over her face "Dozo yoroshiku, Kaoru desu"
"Kochira koso dozo yoroshiku, Himura Kenshin de gozaru"
"They already know that you big dope" interrupted Sano, putting his foot on Kenshin.
"They seem to know a lot...I mean, they knew who we were, and we've never even met before..."said Yahiko
Misao felt scared, just...who where these two...Megumi was just twirling her hair, the boredom oozed from her face.
"Kenshin?" asked Kaoru "Do you know these two?"
"No,er...at least not as far as I can remember"
Both Peppy and Yuna realized it now...They didn't exist in this world...How did they get here? How would they ever get back...Suddenly Yuna reached in her pocket...Manga number 19...The cover starred Kenshin and Enishi and Tomoe. Quietly she opened the book and put her hand in it...her hand felt tingly but she could feel into the `real world' Peppy frowned ,she understood.
They were in the manga...the girls turned to eachother...looking very calm and serious.
"Sugoi!" the yelled at the same time grabbing eachother's hands and jumping up and down.
Yuna reached into the real world again and pulled out a packet of crisps and a sixpack of cola cans. "Here Peppy, hold this" Yuna said as she threw the sixpack and the crisps over. Peppy catched and yelled :"Get some Pomelo too! And popcorn and chips!!! I'm starving!" Yuna reached further in the manga. The others just stood there looking astonished as the pile of candy and drinks grew.
"What are those things?" Misao said. "I don't know.. But I think they're dangerous..." Kenshin said, poking at the pile with his sword.
"Hey! You with the sword! Get that thingy outta there or else..." Peppy started...PSSSSHHH
Peppy slapped her head as the can of coke was launched into the air spraying everybody within 5 feet.
"IIIIeuw!" Yahiko shrieked..."What is this stuff?" As the can landed on his head and the remainders of the delicious fluid were dripping down his face.
"That...You numbskull...is what we call Coke" Yuna said
"Hey this stuff ain't half bad" remarked Yahiko licking his lips.
Peppy just rolled her eyes "Like, what else's new?"
"In fact this is quite ooishi !"smiled Yahiko after having emptied the remains in the can on his head.
"Like DUH",growled Yuna
"Why'd ya think we'd BRING it Yoshi-BOY" snickered Peppy
"I WANT MORE !!!!"yelled the spikey haired one and made a dive for the pile of junk food "THERE MUST BE MORE ,GIVE ME..."the rest of his yelling was lost and replaced by loud swallowing noises.
Emptying one can after another the lill ' samurai only interrupted his newfound ritual to burp
BURP!
"I think he's had enough..."remarked Peppy
"I'd say...THAT is an understatement, Peppy dear" frowned Yuna
"You think I should...?"
"By all means Peppy"
*WHACK*
The now unconscious Yahiko was dragged away by a pissed off Peppy."Here, I think you lost this..." Peppy remarked as she delivered Yahiko at the feet of a stunned Kenshin and Kaoru.
Kenshin poked at the blackhaired boy with his sword "Yahiko...Are you ok?"
"More...brown...bubbly...stuff..." he managed to say alraidy showing the first withdrawal symptoms.
"What happened to Yahiko? Why is he acting so strange???" Kaoru asked the girls who were in the middle of the pile devouring their much loved junkfood.
"Withdrawal symptoms" Peppy managed to say even though she'd stuffed her mouth with popcorn.
"What are those...?"
"Can't explain right now...busy...eating..." Peppy dove back into the pile.
Just then Yuna spotted something white lurking around the bushes. She grabbed Peppy by her legg and dragged her away from the Kenshingumi.
"Tell me, do you see something in there?" she said pointing to the bushes. Peppy swallowed the last bit of popcorn, almost choking on it.
"Where? Oh yeah! I see something alright, the question is what is it?"
"I don't know, but it might be dangerous...Maybe we should warn the others."
"Sure, we could do that...OR...we could go in and figure things out ourself!" Peppy said, getting into SuperPeppy mode.
"Yeah..that's a really...STUPID idea!" Yuna said, trying very hard not to whack her bold friend.
"Think about it...maybe it's nothing at all, if we get the others involved and it turns out to be nothing then they'll really think we're complete nutcases..."
"Yeah...who could blame them anyway...But what if it IS something" Yuna remarked.
" Aaah, come on!!! We can always run like mad...we're good at that!" Peppy said getting all exited.
"I'm gonna regret this...but...okay..." Yuna was still hesitating, but Peppy dragged her to the bushes...
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Peppy and Yuna: Tum tum tuuuuuum...lol Yuna: We really shouldn't do that Peppy...
Peppy: But it's so much fun!
Anyway, the characters we use in this fic are still property of Nobuhiro Watsuki and his gang, and Peppy and Yuna still remain property of well, Peppy and Yuna ^_^( Nobody want's us! Lol) You might even recognize a scene from a certain other manga, That one is property of Yu Watase...Hey, we're rippers and we're proud of it! Please don't sue! We're just having fun writing this (unbelievable isn't it? Lol) It's true! Just ask the people in the computing class we wrote this in about the two freaky girls that were falling off their chairs and roaring with laughter all the time.