EDITOR'S NOTE: Hi! Have you heard about the terrorist attack? Oh my god, they shouldn't tell
anyone but who really needs to know. Anyway, I know like, nothing about the government. Here's
another chapter!…
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Scene #: (I don't give a crap)

Irvine: Kia, I love you, and you know it. (bends down and kisses her on the lips)

Kia: (tightens up, then let's loose) Oh Irvine.....I don't know what to say.…

Irvine: Say that you love me.

Kia: Ok. Irvine, I-…

Squall: DUCK!!!!!

Kia and Irvine: (duck)…

Irvine: Phew! That was a close one!

Kia: No kidding!…

Squall: Kia, you said that you would help, right?

Kia: Yeah, so?…

Squall: Well, nows your chance!

Kia: Right.…

Irvine: Wait! You already helped us! You don't have to anymore!

Kia: Yes I do. Irvine, this is one of my chances to show how I really fight. Just let me go
through with this, please.…

Irvine: Kia.....I don't want you to fight for us. I want you to be safe. Nothing can happen to
you, I WON'T ALLOW IT!!!!!

Kia: Irvine.....There's something I need to tell you. I'm not who you think I am. After all, I
do come from a different planet. Don't tell anyone. Please.…

Irvine: Ok. Just be careful.

Kia: Thanx Irvine! I'll be back in a sec. (leaves the fort that they're hiding in and goes out
to the enemy, where they have perfect aim for her)…

Colonel: Wait until you can see his face clearly. Ready, aim, and.....

First Aimer: Huh? Colonel, is something wrong?

Colonel: DO NOT FIRE!!!!!

Second Aimer: Why, Colonel? He's an enemy!

Colonel: Our enemy is NOT a "he".

All Aimers: WHAT!?!

Colonel: "He's" a she. And she's the most beautifulest thing I ever saw. You fire, you'll be
destroyed yourself!!!

Kia: (comes up to the colonel) So, you said not to fire at me? Then why are you having an open
attack on my friend's? Hm?…

Colonel: I'm very sorry, my lady. It won't ever happen again. I promise.

Kia: Thanx!…

Colonel: No problem. Now, what's your name?

First Aimer: Colonel, should you be flirting with an enemy girl?

Colonel: SHE'S NOT AN ENEMY!!! IF YOU THINK IT'S THAT WAY, THEN GIVE UP YOUR BADGE!!!

Kia: So, I'm not enemy anymore? That's bizzare.…

Colonel: How so?

Kia: Nevermind. My name is-…

Second Aimer: Colonel! The enemies are headed this way!

Colonel: Don't fire. They're with her. If you fire, you're destroyed. (three aimers fire) No!
You idiots! Now there's no way how we'll get peace!

Kia: So it's peace you want? This is just the perfect way to get it!!!!! (has a little sarcasim
in her voice)…

Colonel: What do you mean?

Kia: You know what I mean.…

Colonel: No I don't. Please tell me.

Kia: YOU'RE ATTACKING FOR PEACE!!!!! THAT'S NOT HOW YOU GET PEACE!!!!!…

Colonel: I...I didn't know that you were a peace addict!

Kia: I'm not!!!!!…

Colonel: Then why are you so hyped up about peace!?!

Kia: Because I'm tired of seeing wars. I don't want to be invoved in anymore! You won't be able
to understand, anyway.…

Colonel: Try me.

Kia: You don't know what you're trying to get into.…

Colonel: Yes I am. I'm very aware of you now.

Kia: Fine. Where I'm from, there's almost always wars, or some type of battle. If there is
none, oh my god, it's a miracle. You have absolutely no clue to what I go through over there.…

Colonel: Sorry for not understanding the first time.

Kia: It's ok.…

Irvine: KIAAAAA!!!!!

Kia: Huh? (turns her head to look at him) Oh my god! Irvine!!!!!…

Colonel: I TOLD YOU NOT TO FIRE! NOW YOU'LL HAVE TO PAY THE BILL!

Kia: (runs off to Irvine, Squall is knelt by him)…

Colonel: Huh? Hey! Where ya' gion'?

Kia: Irvine! If only I hadn't gotten so pissed at the colonel, none of this would've happened!
It's all my fault!…

Squall: Quit dissin' yourself, Kia. You didn't do a thing. It was the stupid enemies! And
since when did you start cussin?

Kia: Tree to be exact. I just can't believe that this happened to Irvine! (she ignores his last
question)…

Squall: You said you come from a different planet, right? And you have powers?

Kia: Yeah. So?…

Squall: So, do you have a healing power?

Kia: Oh right! Thanx Squall! (stands up) HEALING POWER!!!!!…

Irvine: Huh? What just happened?

Kia: (throws her arms arouns him) Oh Irvine! I'm so happy you're still alive!…

Irvine: Kia, I thought I was a goner.

Kia: Not when I'm around, don't even think about it! Oh, and, how would you know? You were
knocked out cold.…

Irvine: I don't know. I'm still alive, isn't that what really counts?

Kia: Yeah!…

Irvine: (kisses her)

Colonel: Looks like you already have a boyfriend. We'll just be on our way then.

Kia: (rips away from Irvine's kiss) Wait! Take this with you.…

Colonel: What is it?

Kia: Open it to find out, BUT, open it on January 18. Then is when it's really the best time to
open it.…

Colonel: Ok. I'll just keep it here, by my heart. It'll be safe there.

Kia: Ok. Just keep it with you no matter what.…

Colonel: You got it. LET'S MOVE OUT!!! Thanx again, is it Kia?

Kia: Yep! You got it!…

Colonel: I'll never forget you, Kia, never. (he follows the troop) Good-bye, Kia!

Kia: Good-bye, Zach!…

Colonel: (stops) What?

Kia: I don't know. I guess I just guessed your name and got it right.…

Colonel: Well, now you know my name. See ya'!

Kia: See ya'!…

Squall: Man! When are we going to get back to the colonies? I'm tired!

Kia: Huh? In about one second! (snaps, then they're back in Irvine's room)…

Squall: So this is Irvine's room. Never was able to see it before.

Kia: What do you mean?…

Irvine: I am only able to go to his room because he never has time to come over here.

Kia: Oh really? What if I started living here? Hm?…

Squall: I'd move in with you two.

Kia: Hm. I think I know someone who would just love to see you, Squall.…

Squall: Who?

Kia: Her name is Jen. She's one of my friends. You two would make just the cutest couple!…

Squall: When can I meet her?

Kia: This afternoon.…

Irvine: Don't you mean tomorrow?

Kia: Look at the time. No, I don't mean tomorrow.…

Irvine: I got ya'. Let's get some sleep already!

Kia: Right. Squall, do you want some company on your way to your room?…

Squall: Sure. I don't see why not.

Kia: Ok. I'll be right back, Irvine. I promise.…

Irvine: Ok. I'll be in bed when you come back.

Kia: Alright. (Squall and Kia leave to go to his room)…

Squall: Here's my room. Are you sure you'll be alright going back?

Kia: Yep! Bye!…

Squall: Bye.

Kia: You're acting suspicious.…

Squall: I am?

Kia: Nevermind 'bout it. See ya' tomorrow!…

Squall: See ya'.

Kia: (runs back to Irvine's room) I'm.....back. What happened? It looks so.....hot in here.…

Irvine: Just put on your pj's and get into bed with me, please.

Kia: Ok. (puts on her pj's and comes out)…

Irvine: Wow you're so hot!

Kia: Well, you're really handsome!…

Irvine: Come on. I'll make you even hotter.

Kia: Do I trust you?…

Irvine: Yes, you do.

Kia: If you say so. (gets into bed with him)…

Irvine: (only has on boxers) So, how do you feel? (he starts kissing her neck)

Kia: Hot.…

Irvine: Want me to make you even hotter?

Kia: Sure. Anything, Irvine.…

Irvine: (puts on a little grin that Kia doesn't see) Oh really?

Kia: Yeah. Whatever you want to do, I'll do too.…

Irvine: You don't know what you're asking for.

Kia: Oh really? (they both giggle)…

Irvine: (slides down to her shoulder) Now how do you feel?

Kia: A little hotter. Not much.…

Irvine: How about now? (pulls off her shirt)

Kia: Irvine! What are doing!?!…

Irvine: What do you think?

Kia: Whatever it is, I don't think I'll like it.…

Irvine: You'll like it. Trust me. (starts kissing by her collar bone)

Kia: Irvine, stop. I know where this is going. It's going somewhere that I'm not ready for.…

Irvine: What do you mean?

Kia: (shuts her eyes and lightly tilts her head back) You know what I mean, Irvine. You'd
better.…

Irvine: Kia, please, just let me do this. I won't go too far. I promise.

Kia: In whose terms is "I won't go too far"?…

Irvine: Kia. You've got to trust me. Come on. I won't do it with you. I just want to see you.

Kia: Well, if you want to see me, then I have to see you first. Got it?…

Irvine: Very well. (stops kissing her and gets off the bed, then takes off his boxers) How's
this?

Kia: Fine. Do whatever. But you know what you said. Don't break it.…

Irvine: I won't. (kisses her collar bone again, then goes down, and I'm not going to tell you
what happens next, cause you should know, and if you don't, then think about what's a little
lower on a girl from her collar bone) (starts kissing her there)

Kia: (throws her head back--she put back down when they talked--and gives out a small sign of
shortness of breath) Oh, Irvine!!!!! I'm so hot!…

Irvine: Me too, baby! Thanx for.....letting me.....do this.....

Kia: (puts her head back down) Hey Irvine.…

Irvine: What?

Kia: What if someone comes in through the door?…

Irvine: They won't.

Kia: You don't have a lock on your door.…

Irvine: No one's up at this hour, Kia, no one.

Kia: Really. Then how come it's 4:33 A.M.?…

Irvine: What?

Kia: Isn't someone supposed to be up at this hour, checking all the rooms?…

Irvine: Shoot. You're right. Oh well. They can suffer. We can't.

Kia: I don't want anyone to see me, most especially if it's a guy. Irvine, what're we gonna do?…

Irvine: Don't worry 'bout it, hun. No one, and I mean no one, will see us like this. (moves
down, and removes her her pj shorts) (then he removes her underwear) (starts kissing her all
over)

Kia: (throws her head back, again, and gives out a huge gasp, and Irvine is just at her, almost
like he's eating her away--nibbling--) Irvine, please, save the rest for tonight, please. I
don't want to do this anyore right now.…

Irvine: Kia, how many times do I have to tell you, no one's coming through that door!

Kia: Irvine! (whimpers a little)…

(someone walks in through the door, just after Irvine put the sheet on over them)

Squall: Huh? Kia? Irvine? Is that you guys under there?

Kia: (whispering to Irvine) It's Squall. What're we gonna do?…

Irvine: Reply and go along with it.

Kia: Irvine!…

Squall: (sees the clothes on the floor) Huh? Is this a bad time? Cause I can always come back
later.

Kia: It's no big deal. Just, hide your eyes, or go outside and wait for us, please.…

Squall: Ok. I'll be outside. (goes outside the room)

Irvine: Thanks Kia. If you weren't here, then how could've I gotten through this?

Kia: You wouldn't have been able to. Irvine, that was really nice, what you did. (they get their
clothes that they're wearing that day on) Thanx!…

Irvine: No problem!

Kia: You mean, "No problamo!"…

Irvine: Yeah!
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EDITOR'S NOTE: Yo, sorry it was so long, but I had to put everything in. There's probably going
to be more like this one, but with different characters. Squall is one I added in because of
Jen, Fi, anyway, they'll hit it off sometime soon. Diamond and Wufei or Duo, which ever one Nik
wants, and more. Just hang tight, K!?!?!…