EDITOR'S NOTE: Yo yo yo and a bottle of hoes! (panty-hoes!) Hi! Pretty funny, huh? No? Ah,
don't worry 'bout it. In the next stories that I write, they all will be a little different from
the others. Example: If someone gets really mad, they usally say, "Dangit!" but now, they'll
say, "Dannit!" (you had better know what I mean. I don't ever write cuss words) So, have fun
reading the next few chaps!…
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Scene#: (shoot, I don't have any!)
Squall: So, when are we going to go see that girl, Kim?
Kia: It's JEN!!!!!…
Squall: Sorry. When?
Irvine: That depends on if you can pass a test.
Squall: What test?
Kia: Well, I decided that you guys need to take a test, and once you've past it, then we'll go
down to see her.…
Squall: Sounds fair enough, since you are the one whose paying for all of it.
Kia: I don't pay a single Kinlit. I get it for free.…
Squall: How?
Kia: Because I'm a friend of the owner of the space crap.…
Irvine: You never told me that!
Kia: Hmmm!…
Squall: You never told him that?
Kia: No. I don't have to tell anyone anything. It's my decision, Squall.…
Squall: Ok. I don't really care. When can we take the test?
Kia: In just a moment. (she saw someone walking by)…
Irvine: Huh?
Kia: (starts following the guy) Excuse me, sir, but do you know Jen Olsen?…
Guy: Yeah. Do you know her?
Kia: Yep! She's one of my friends.…
Guy: Why do ask?
Kia: Because you look a lot like her. I don't know. Maybe not.…
Guy: What?
Kia: I thought maybe you'd be one of her relatives, but I guess you aren't. Nevermind.…
Guy: (lies) No, I'm not a relative. I just used to date her, that's all.
Kia: You used to date Jen? Now that had to have taken some effort!…
Guy: Not really. I just knew her a whole lot more than you do.
Kia: WHATEVER!!!!!…
Guy: Now, if you don't mind, I have to get going. Good day.
Kia: Bye.…
Irvine and Squall: (walk over to Kia…)
Irvine: Who was he?
Kia: No one.…
Squall: Are you sure?
Irvine: Was he one of your exes?
Kia: (is silent for a moment) Let's go. You guys don't need training.…
Irvine: Huh?
Squall: What're ya' talkin' 'bout, Kia?
Kia: I mean you guys don't need any training to get down there. You've had enough up here.
Now let's go.…
Irvine and Squall: Ok. (they all leave for the station)
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Scene#:(still don't have one)
Person: Your shuttle is ready at any time, Kia. Whenever you're ready.
Kia: Good. We'll need a few things from the shop. We'll be right back by here shortly, Mr.
Fortusdale, we'll be back.…
Mr. Fortusdale: Good. I'll be seeing you in just a little while, right?
Kia: Yep. And if that doesn't work out, then I'll think of something.…
Mr. Fortusdale: Alrighty then, see ya' soon.
Kia: See ya'. (they leave for the shop)…
Irvine: What exactly are we looking for, Kia?
Kia: You'll find out soon enough. (goes into the next ailse and finds what she was looking for)
Here it is. Hm. Price went up a little, oh well, no big deal.…
Squall: Huh? What is it?
Kia: It's an anti-relief thing, relieves all symptoms and everything else of "spacentitisena".…
Squall: You mean a disease that could destroy you, but you wouldn't have the symptoms?
Kia: No! Not all. I mean it's a disease, yes, but it doesn't destroy you. This nifty thing
actually helps relieve the disease.…
Irvine: So.....What's it caused by?
Kia: Space.…
Irvine: Kia, don't fool around. What's it caused by?
Kia: I told you already, space.…
Squall: (butting in) How?
Kia: (sighs) By being in space for so long on a shuttle that you start coughing your head off,
start to sleep all day, and, most especially, you cannot get rid of it. There's just no exact
cure for it yet. No one has ever been able to figure out the mystery, other than don't be out
in space for too long.…
Squall: .....What?
Kia: Nevermind. Come on, let's get these and scram.…
Irvine and Squall: Ok.
(all leave for checkout)
Cashier: (scans the suits) Will this be all?
Kia: Yes.…
Cashier: $319.23 please.
Irvine and Squall: (eyes wide open in shock)
Kia: (pulls out money) Here. Keep the change.…
Cashier: (blinks a few times) Thank you! Please come again!
Kia: Don't worry. I'm your #1 customer. I'll be back.…
(they leave)
Irvine: How much did you give her?
Kia: Oh.....I don't know, maybe, five-hundred or so.…
Irvine and Squall: (eyes wide open) (stare at her in amazement) FIVE-HUNDRED OR SO!?!?!
Kia: Oh shut UP!!!!!…
(arrive at the station)
Kia: We're back!…
Mr. Fortusdale: Welcome back! Are you going to be leaving now?
Kia: Maybe. Lemme check. Hmmm. Yes, I believe we have everything.…
Mr. Forusdale: Ok. Just lemme check the systems. (checks) Alrighty-bighty! She's all set.
Uhhh, Kia, when, exactly, are you planning on returning?
Kia: I dunno. Maybe in a few months or so. You do know that we're going to Earth, right?…
Mr. Fortusdale: Yeah, the high commander told me.
Irvine: You know the high commander?
Kia: Yeah, and I do too. He's like our father, always there when we needed him, always there,
no matter what! He was just really nice. You should see him sometime!…
Squall: When?
Kia: (looks at Mr. Fortusdale, then back at them) How 'bout now!?!…
Mr. Fortusdale: How 'bout when you come back?
Kia: Oh, right we had better get going if we want to get to Earth by sundown. Come on, let's go.
(Irvine, Squall, and Kia go in the shuttle)
Kia: Everyone settled?…
Irvine: Of coarse.
Squall: Yeah.
Counter: 5...4...3...2...1...0 BLAST OFF!!!
Irvine: How long does it for us to get down there?
Kia: Oh, about a week.…
Squall: A WEEK!!!!!
Kia: Relax. I can speed up the trip faster, so we'll make down there by sundown tonight.…
Irvine: I love your ways of thinking.
Kia: You're only saying that because you love me.…
Irvine: Jeese Loise. You're much smarter than I thought. What did they do to you down there?
Kia: Will you just shut up 'bout it.…
Irvine: Alright.
Squall: You said 'bout a week without the speed process, right?
Kia: Yeah, so?…
Squall: Well, since you do have it, if you do the math correctly, then we shouldn't get there
until about 3 or 4 days.
Kia: Not with the type of process that I use. Squall, you see, since I have powers, well I use
my powers to make this thing go even faster. Guys, hurry up and put on your suits, we're almost
out of the colonies.…
(put on suits)
Irvine: Hey, these are pretty comfy!
Squall: No kidding!
Kia: Well, they won't be in a few minutes.…
(a few minutes later)
Irvine: Oh man! Their not comfy any more!
Squall: You said it, buddy!
Kia: Toldya. Anyway, sit down and be prepared.…
Irvine: Prepared for what?
(ship suddenly goes super fast)
Kia: That.…
Squall: Whoa!!!!! How the heck didya do that!?!
Kia: Me to know, you not to know. Besides, why the hell do you care?…
Irvine: Kia, since when did you cuss?
Kia: Dunno. I just started back at the battlefield with Zach and-…
Irvine: Who's Zach?
Kia: Nevermind bout him. Anyway, what's for supper?…
Squall: Do we have anything to eat?
Kia: Yes, I brought a whole bunch of little snacks, for us to eat.…
Irvine: Kia, would you mind coming to a different room with me?
Kia: Sure, why?…
Irvine: Because I need to talk to you, alone.
Kia: (goes with him)…
Squall: How long will you guys be?
Irvine: Not long, just wait here.
Squall: Ok.
Kia and Irvine: (leave to go to a different room and talk)…
Squall: Gease. I wonder how much longer it'll be?
Kia: (comes back in about 5 minutes later with Irvine) Squall, have you ever met a really cute
girl?…
Squall: Yeah, but we broke up.
Irvine: (butting in) Why?
Squall: Because her sport was in the way and she didn't want to quit it. All she would talk
about was her sport.
Kia: And what sport might that be?…
Squall: Cheerleading. She would always talk about how you do a perfect tumble, sumersault, and
all that crap. She just wasn't my type, anyway.
Kia: Oh my god! Then Jen WOULD be perfect for you!…
Squall: How so?
Kia: She used to have almost the same problem, with a football athlete! One time, she got
really pissed at him, and that's what broke their relationship.…
Squall: Why did she get so pissed?
Kia: Because she couldn't stand him anymore. He was just like, oh, how should I put this, he was
just like a real pathetic athlete who could only talk about football, and how everyone should
play it. He became mentally retarded during one of his games, I think his team was playing so
that they could get into the superboul, but that didn't quite work because it was after they had
broken up that he saw her and became a retard. After that, he was never back in school.…
Squall: Oh. Then she would be good, wouldn't she?
Kia: Yep.…
Irvine: Aaaaa.....What is that giant ball of blue, and those other colors?
Kia: Huh? Oh my god! It's the Earth! We made it!…
Squall: Yeah! We did, we made it!
Irvine: Yeah, we made it.
Kia: What's wrong, Irvine?…
Irvine: It's nothing.
Squall: You wouldn't be sayin that if somethin wasn't up. Now tell us.
Irvine: Fine. It's just that, a couple years ago, my first girlfriend, she such a doll.
Kia: Why'd you break up then?…
Irvine: Because things just didn't work out between us.
Squall: How so?
Irvine: She was a normal, popular girl, who always wanted to be on the cheerleading squad, but
her parents wouldn't let her because of her schoolwork would suffer, they said. She told me
that's what they said, anyway. I promised her that when she would admit to all her friends that
she had a boyfriend, then I would get her on the squad. She made it, and she was so happy. But..
Kia: But what?…
Irvine: She got into so much trouble with her parents, that she had to move to a place where she
couldn't be in any activity of the sort. Both of us were heart-broken. We didn't know what to
do. Finally, while we were chatting over the internet, I came up with a plan that no one would
ever be able to break- meat secretly in a very romantic garden where only one couple could stay-
but her parents found out, again, and don't ask me how, but they moved to a different unit.
Never saw each other again.…
Kia: (is dead silent) If.....If you.....If you would've told me this earlier, then.....then I...
then I wouldn't be standing here with you. You'd be off with what's-her-name and I'd still be
stuck on Earth. But I'm glad you're not.…
don't worry 'bout it. In the next stories that I write, they all will be a little different from
the others. Example: If someone gets really mad, they usally say, "Dangit!" but now, they'll
say, "Dannit!" (you had better know what I mean. I don't ever write cuss words) So, have fun
reading the next few chaps!…
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Scene#: (shoot, I don't have any!)
Squall: So, when are we going to go see that girl, Kim?
Kia: It's JEN!!!!!…
Squall: Sorry. When?
Irvine: That depends on if you can pass a test.
Squall: What test?
Kia: Well, I decided that you guys need to take a test, and once you've past it, then we'll go
down to see her.…
Squall: Sounds fair enough, since you are the one whose paying for all of it.
Kia: I don't pay a single Kinlit. I get it for free.…
Squall: How?
Kia: Because I'm a friend of the owner of the space crap.…
Irvine: You never told me that!
Kia: Hmmm!…
Squall: You never told him that?
Kia: No. I don't have to tell anyone anything. It's my decision, Squall.…
Squall: Ok. I don't really care. When can we take the test?
Kia: In just a moment. (she saw someone walking by)…
Irvine: Huh?
Kia: (starts following the guy) Excuse me, sir, but do you know Jen Olsen?…
Guy: Yeah. Do you know her?
Kia: Yep! She's one of my friends.…
Guy: Why do ask?
Kia: Because you look a lot like her. I don't know. Maybe not.…
Guy: What?
Kia: I thought maybe you'd be one of her relatives, but I guess you aren't. Nevermind.…
Guy: (lies) No, I'm not a relative. I just used to date her, that's all.
Kia: You used to date Jen? Now that had to have taken some effort!…
Guy: Not really. I just knew her a whole lot more than you do.
Kia: WHATEVER!!!!!…
Guy: Now, if you don't mind, I have to get going. Good day.
Kia: Bye.…
Irvine and Squall: (walk over to Kia…)
Irvine: Who was he?
Kia: No one.…
Squall: Are you sure?
Irvine: Was he one of your exes?
Kia: (is silent for a moment) Let's go. You guys don't need training.…
Irvine: Huh?
Squall: What're ya' talkin' 'bout, Kia?
Kia: I mean you guys don't need any training to get down there. You've had enough up here.
Now let's go.…
Irvine and Squall: Ok. (they all leave for the station)
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Scene#:(still don't have one)
Person: Your shuttle is ready at any time, Kia. Whenever you're ready.
Kia: Good. We'll need a few things from the shop. We'll be right back by here shortly, Mr.
Fortusdale, we'll be back.…
Mr. Fortusdale: Good. I'll be seeing you in just a little while, right?
Kia: Yep. And if that doesn't work out, then I'll think of something.…
Mr. Fortusdale: Alrighty then, see ya' soon.
Kia: See ya'. (they leave for the shop)…
Irvine: What exactly are we looking for, Kia?
Kia: You'll find out soon enough. (goes into the next ailse and finds what she was looking for)
Here it is. Hm. Price went up a little, oh well, no big deal.…
Squall: Huh? What is it?
Kia: It's an anti-relief thing, relieves all symptoms and everything else of "spacentitisena".…
Squall: You mean a disease that could destroy you, but you wouldn't have the symptoms?
Kia: No! Not all. I mean it's a disease, yes, but it doesn't destroy you. This nifty thing
actually helps relieve the disease.…
Irvine: So.....What's it caused by?
Kia: Space.…
Irvine: Kia, don't fool around. What's it caused by?
Kia: I told you already, space.…
Squall: (butting in) How?
Kia: (sighs) By being in space for so long on a shuttle that you start coughing your head off,
start to sleep all day, and, most especially, you cannot get rid of it. There's just no exact
cure for it yet. No one has ever been able to figure out the mystery, other than don't be out
in space for too long.…
Squall: .....What?
Kia: Nevermind. Come on, let's get these and scram.…
Irvine and Squall: Ok.
(all leave for checkout)
Cashier: (scans the suits) Will this be all?
Kia: Yes.…
Cashier: $319.23 please.
Irvine and Squall: (eyes wide open in shock)
Kia: (pulls out money) Here. Keep the change.…
Cashier: (blinks a few times) Thank you! Please come again!
Kia: Don't worry. I'm your #1 customer. I'll be back.…
(they leave)
Irvine: How much did you give her?
Kia: Oh.....I don't know, maybe, five-hundred or so.…
Irvine and Squall: (eyes wide open) (stare at her in amazement) FIVE-HUNDRED OR SO!?!?!
Kia: Oh shut UP!!!!!…
(arrive at the station)
Kia: We're back!…
Mr. Fortusdale: Welcome back! Are you going to be leaving now?
Kia: Maybe. Lemme check. Hmmm. Yes, I believe we have everything.…
Mr. Forusdale: Ok. Just lemme check the systems. (checks) Alrighty-bighty! She's all set.
Uhhh, Kia, when, exactly, are you planning on returning?
Kia: I dunno. Maybe in a few months or so. You do know that we're going to Earth, right?…
Mr. Fortusdale: Yeah, the high commander told me.
Irvine: You know the high commander?
Kia: Yeah, and I do too. He's like our father, always there when we needed him, always there,
no matter what! He was just really nice. You should see him sometime!…
Squall: When?
Kia: (looks at Mr. Fortusdale, then back at them) How 'bout now!?!…
Mr. Fortusdale: How 'bout when you come back?
Kia: Oh, right we had better get going if we want to get to Earth by sundown. Come on, let's go.
(Irvine, Squall, and Kia go in the shuttle)
Kia: Everyone settled?…
Irvine: Of coarse.
Squall: Yeah.
Counter: 5...4...3...2...1...0 BLAST OFF!!!
Irvine: How long does it for us to get down there?
Kia: Oh, about a week.…
Squall: A WEEK!!!!!
Kia: Relax. I can speed up the trip faster, so we'll make down there by sundown tonight.…
Irvine: I love your ways of thinking.
Kia: You're only saying that because you love me.…
Irvine: Jeese Loise. You're much smarter than I thought. What did they do to you down there?
Kia: Will you just shut up 'bout it.…
Irvine: Alright.
Squall: You said 'bout a week without the speed process, right?
Kia: Yeah, so?…
Squall: Well, since you do have it, if you do the math correctly, then we shouldn't get there
until about 3 or 4 days.
Kia: Not with the type of process that I use. Squall, you see, since I have powers, well I use
my powers to make this thing go even faster. Guys, hurry up and put on your suits, we're almost
out of the colonies.…
(put on suits)
Irvine: Hey, these are pretty comfy!
Squall: No kidding!
Kia: Well, they won't be in a few minutes.…
(a few minutes later)
Irvine: Oh man! Their not comfy any more!
Squall: You said it, buddy!
Kia: Toldya. Anyway, sit down and be prepared.…
Irvine: Prepared for what?
(ship suddenly goes super fast)
Kia: That.…
Squall: Whoa!!!!! How the heck didya do that!?!
Kia: Me to know, you not to know. Besides, why the hell do you care?…
Irvine: Kia, since when did you cuss?
Kia: Dunno. I just started back at the battlefield with Zach and-…
Irvine: Who's Zach?
Kia: Nevermind bout him. Anyway, what's for supper?…
Squall: Do we have anything to eat?
Kia: Yes, I brought a whole bunch of little snacks, for us to eat.…
Irvine: Kia, would you mind coming to a different room with me?
Kia: Sure, why?…
Irvine: Because I need to talk to you, alone.
Kia: (goes with him)…
Squall: How long will you guys be?
Irvine: Not long, just wait here.
Squall: Ok.
Kia and Irvine: (leave to go to a different room and talk)…
Squall: Gease. I wonder how much longer it'll be?
Kia: (comes back in about 5 minutes later with Irvine) Squall, have you ever met a really cute
girl?…
Squall: Yeah, but we broke up.
Irvine: (butting in) Why?
Squall: Because her sport was in the way and she didn't want to quit it. All she would talk
about was her sport.
Kia: And what sport might that be?…
Squall: Cheerleading. She would always talk about how you do a perfect tumble, sumersault, and
all that crap. She just wasn't my type, anyway.
Kia: Oh my god! Then Jen WOULD be perfect for you!…
Squall: How so?
Kia: She used to have almost the same problem, with a football athlete! One time, she got
really pissed at him, and that's what broke their relationship.…
Squall: Why did she get so pissed?
Kia: Because she couldn't stand him anymore. He was just like, oh, how should I put this, he was
just like a real pathetic athlete who could only talk about football, and how everyone should
play it. He became mentally retarded during one of his games, I think his team was playing so
that they could get into the superboul, but that didn't quite work because it was after they had
broken up that he saw her and became a retard. After that, he was never back in school.…
Squall: Oh. Then she would be good, wouldn't she?
Kia: Yep.…
Irvine: Aaaaa.....What is that giant ball of blue, and those other colors?
Kia: Huh? Oh my god! It's the Earth! We made it!…
Squall: Yeah! We did, we made it!
Irvine: Yeah, we made it.
Kia: What's wrong, Irvine?…
Irvine: It's nothing.
Squall: You wouldn't be sayin that if somethin wasn't up. Now tell us.
Irvine: Fine. It's just that, a couple years ago, my first girlfriend, she such a doll.
Kia: Why'd you break up then?…
Irvine: Because things just didn't work out between us.
Squall: How so?
Irvine: She was a normal, popular girl, who always wanted to be on the cheerleading squad, but
her parents wouldn't let her because of her schoolwork would suffer, they said. She told me
that's what they said, anyway. I promised her that when she would admit to all her friends that
she had a boyfriend, then I would get her on the squad. She made it, and she was so happy. But..
Kia: But what?…
Irvine: She got into so much trouble with her parents, that she had to move to a place where she
couldn't be in any activity of the sort. Both of us were heart-broken. We didn't know what to
do. Finally, while we were chatting over the internet, I came up with a plan that no one would
ever be able to break- meat secretly in a very romantic garden where only one couple could stay-
but her parents found out, again, and don't ask me how, but they moved to a different unit.
Never saw each other again.…
Kia: (is dead silent) If.....If you.....If you would've told me this earlier, then.....then I...
then I wouldn't be standing here with you. You'd be off with what's-her-name and I'd still be
stuck on Earth. But I'm glad you're not.…