EDITOR'S NOTE: Yo! This is like really weird. We got the bathroom in a different place, right
behind my room! And guess what the bad thing is. I have a window there, and I'm the only one
with blinds, and so I can just look out and see someone there. Scary! Anyway, here's another
chapter.
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Scene: At the place where it was last time.
Squall: I knew that would kick in sometime, I just knew it!
Irvine: Ahhh Shut up! Now, come on, we've got to find Kia! (they leave)
(meanwhile)
Kia: Huhmmmmm. Where.....am I? (she got knocked out after the last message over the intercom)
Voice#1: She's awakened. Go tell the master.
Voice#2: Right. (leaves)
Voice#1: You're gonna be alright. Just hang tight.
Kia: Who.....Are you?
Voice#1: My name is Aferdize, King of All. (talked like he was powerful)
Kia: Yeah, ok, whatever. (doesn't really get it, but, she doesn't get a lot of things)
Aferdize: (yelling at the door) Hurry it up over there!
Kia: Why did you want to capture me?
Aferdidize: Huh? Oh. It wasn't my idea.
Kia: Then whoes was it?
Aferdize: The Master's. He's so sneaky bout these things, most especially with girls.
Kia: Oh. I see. Well, if I'm not the one he's lookin for, then what will he do?
Aferdize: He won't mistake you. He knows who he's after. And if he said you, then it's you. No
mistake.
Kia: But if I'm not the one he's lookin for? What if he did make a mistake? Hmmm? What then?
Aferdize: Oh. I see. Well, if you AREN'T the one, then I guess he'll do one of three things.
Kia: Which are.....?
Aferdize: Which would be either lettin ya go, keepin ya to himself or lettin us have ya (has a
cheap look on his face), or destroin ya.
Kia: Ok. Well, ummmmm, ok.
Voice#2: He said he'd be right there. He's a little busy right now.
Aferdize: Ok, good. Then we'll finally know if WE can have her!
Voice#2: Right on!
Kia: Um, excuse me, but what's your name?
Voice#2: Huh? What's my name?
Kia: Mmmhmmm.
Voice#2: Well, my name is Ackleolis. Kinda funky, huh? (has the same cheap look on his face as
Aferdize does)
Kia: Yeah.
Ackleolis: Well, what's yours?
Kia: My name is Kia. And I don't know bout you guys, but, I'd say we stopped movin.
Aferdize: Huh? Oh my god! We did!
Ackleolis: It's probably because he's coming!
Aferdize: Right! Finally, we can have her!
Kia: You guys are weird.
(door opens and someone comes in)
Aferdize: Look! It's the master!
Ackleolis: I told you he was comin!
Kia: Oh brother! (whispers) And don't you DARE come over here!
Master: Who are you talkin to?
Kia: Huh? Oh. No one.
Master: Look up at me, Kia.
Kia: Huh? H.....Ho.....How.....How do you know my name!?!?!
Master: (laughs faintly) Ohhh, I don't know. Maybe if you look up at me YOU'LL know why.
Kia: (looks up very curiously) Oh my god!!!!!
Aferdize: What? What is it?
Ackleolis: Hello? are you awake in there? In fact, is there anybody in there? She just found
out who the Master is! Duh!
Aferdize: Well, if she found out, then what's his na-
Kia: (very angrily) MACAAN!!!!!
Ackleolis: Does that answer your question?
Aferdize: Oh shut UP!!!!!
Macaan: Well, I see you finally found me. (laughs like before) Or should I say, I found you?
Kia: Shut the hell up, fucker! (still pissed)
Macaan: Well, now, aren't WE in a happy mood. Well, if you're gonna be that way, then I guess I
have only one choice.
Aferdize: He's givin her to us, Ackleolis, he's finally givin us a girl of our dreams!!!!!
Ackleolis: I'ts not "Ackleol-is". It's "Ackleol-eez", butt-head.
Aferdize: Well, SORRRRRY!!!!! Geez! People these days. Sheesh!
(all of a sudden)
---------------------------------------------BANG!-----------------------------------------------
Macaan: What was that!?!?
Kia: (laughs evily) The time has come.
Macaan: For what?
Kia: What do you think?
Macaan: I'M THE ONLY ONE WHO'S GOIN TO ASK THE QUESTIONS! GOT IT?!?!
Kia: Whatever, freakazoid.
Macaan: I guess I made the best decision for you, then.
Kia: Which would be?
Macaan: (laughs evily and quietly) To destroy you!
Aferdize and Ackleois: (gasp)
Ackleolis: No! Please, master, don't do it! Just look how beautiful she is!
Aferdize: I'm sure WE can make a deal. How bout it?
Macaan: (thinks for a moment) Hmmmm....Maybe we could make a deal. (stares at Kia) Yes, I think
we can. (laughs evily)
Kia: (silent and is wondering whats gonna happen) (Aferdize, Ackleolis, and Macaango to a spot where Kia can't here them) (SHE'S TIED DOWN!!!!!)
(they come back after bout 5 min.)
Aferdize: Well, the choice has been made.
Kia: Why do you look so gloom?
Aferdize: Huh? Oh, well, the choice is that you will be Ackleolis' wife.
Kia: (is suddenly wide-eyed) You mean, I have to MARRY Ackleolis!?!?!
Aferdize: (nodds very sadly) Yes, you do. You have no choice. Just do it.
Ackleolis: Hey there, honey! How bout we get married right away!? (is so happy)
Kia: I'm too young. (muttered)
Ackleolis: What's that, babe?
Kia: I said I'm too young.
Ackleolis: (is wide-eyed) What.....What are you tryin to tell us?
Kia: I'm only FIFTEEN!!!!!
Everyone but Kia: (gasp and are wide-eyed)
Ackleolis: Well, that's ok. I mean, you've gone out before, haven't you?
Kia: Yes, but what's it to you? Now let me go. I must see some dear friends of mine.
Aferdize: (starts untyin her)
Macaan: HOLD ON just a minute there.
Aferdize: What?
Macaan: How do you know this isn't a trick? Huh? She's probably just lying. Don't give in.
Kia: You do know, Macaan, that we are on Earth, don't ya?
Everyone but Kia: (gasp)
Macaan: But....How?
Kia: That's where this ship was headed. Now, you guys are done for!
Aferdize: Please! Can't we make a deal!?! Please!
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EDITOR'S NOTE: Yo! keep tunin in n readin. These could possibly be some of the best stories
you've ever read. Maybe! And one more thing (I got that from Jackie Chan), uuuuu.....Keep
readin!
behind my room! And guess what the bad thing is. I have a window there, and I'm the only one
with blinds, and so I can just look out and see someone there. Scary! Anyway, here's another
chapter.
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Scene: At the place where it was last time.
Squall: I knew that would kick in sometime, I just knew it!
Irvine: Ahhh Shut up! Now, come on, we've got to find Kia! (they leave)
(meanwhile)
Kia: Huhmmmmm. Where.....am I? (she got knocked out after the last message over the intercom)
Voice#1: She's awakened. Go tell the master.
Voice#2: Right. (leaves)
Voice#1: You're gonna be alright. Just hang tight.
Kia: Who.....Are you?
Voice#1: My name is Aferdize, King of All. (talked like he was powerful)
Kia: Yeah, ok, whatever. (doesn't really get it, but, she doesn't get a lot of things)
Aferdize: (yelling at the door) Hurry it up over there!
Kia: Why did you want to capture me?
Aferdidize: Huh? Oh. It wasn't my idea.
Kia: Then whoes was it?
Aferdize: The Master's. He's so sneaky bout these things, most especially with girls.
Kia: Oh. I see. Well, if I'm not the one he's lookin for, then what will he do?
Aferdize: He won't mistake you. He knows who he's after. And if he said you, then it's you. No
mistake.
Kia: But if I'm not the one he's lookin for? What if he did make a mistake? Hmmm? What then?
Aferdize: Oh. I see. Well, if you AREN'T the one, then I guess he'll do one of three things.
Kia: Which are.....?
Aferdize: Which would be either lettin ya go, keepin ya to himself or lettin us have ya (has a
cheap look on his face), or destroin ya.
Kia: Ok. Well, ummmmm, ok.
Voice#2: He said he'd be right there. He's a little busy right now.
Aferdize: Ok, good. Then we'll finally know if WE can have her!
Voice#2: Right on!
Kia: Um, excuse me, but what's your name?
Voice#2: Huh? What's my name?
Kia: Mmmhmmm.
Voice#2: Well, my name is Ackleolis. Kinda funky, huh? (has the same cheap look on his face as
Aferdize does)
Kia: Yeah.
Ackleolis: Well, what's yours?
Kia: My name is Kia. And I don't know bout you guys, but, I'd say we stopped movin.
Aferdize: Huh? Oh my god! We did!
Ackleolis: It's probably because he's coming!
Aferdize: Right! Finally, we can have her!
Kia: You guys are weird.
(door opens and someone comes in)
Aferdize: Look! It's the master!
Ackleolis: I told you he was comin!
Kia: Oh brother! (whispers) And don't you DARE come over here!
Master: Who are you talkin to?
Kia: Huh? Oh. No one.
Master: Look up at me, Kia.
Kia: Huh? H.....Ho.....How.....How do you know my name!?!?!
Master: (laughs faintly) Ohhh, I don't know. Maybe if you look up at me YOU'LL know why.
Kia: (looks up very curiously) Oh my god!!!!!
Aferdize: What? What is it?
Ackleolis: Hello? are you awake in there? In fact, is there anybody in there? She just found
out who the Master is! Duh!
Aferdize: Well, if she found out, then what's his na-
Kia: (very angrily) MACAAN!!!!!
Ackleolis: Does that answer your question?
Aferdize: Oh shut UP!!!!!
Macaan: Well, I see you finally found me. (laughs like before) Or should I say, I found you?
Kia: Shut the hell up, fucker! (still pissed)
Macaan: Well, now, aren't WE in a happy mood. Well, if you're gonna be that way, then I guess I
have only one choice.
Aferdize: He's givin her to us, Ackleolis, he's finally givin us a girl of our dreams!!!!!
Ackleolis: I'ts not "Ackleol-is". It's "Ackleol-eez", butt-head.
Aferdize: Well, SORRRRRY!!!!! Geez! People these days. Sheesh!
(all of a sudden)
---------------------------------------------BANG!-----------------------------------------------
Macaan: What was that!?!?
Kia: (laughs evily) The time has come.
Macaan: For what?
Kia: What do you think?
Macaan: I'M THE ONLY ONE WHO'S GOIN TO ASK THE QUESTIONS! GOT IT?!?!
Kia: Whatever, freakazoid.
Macaan: I guess I made the best decision for you, then.
Kia: Which would be?
Macaan: (laughs evily and quietly) To destroy you!
Aferdize and Ackleois: (gasp)
Ackleolis: No! Please, master, don't do it! Just look how beautiful she is!
Aferdize: I'm sure WE can make a deal. How bout it?
Macaan: (thinks for a moment) Hmmmm....Maybe we could make a deal. (stares at Kia) Yes, I think
we can. (laughs evily)
Kia: (silent and is wondering whats gonna happen) (Aferdize, Ackleolis, and Macaango to a spot where Kia can't here them) (SHE'S TIED DOWN!!!!!)
(they come back after bout 5 min.)
Aferdize: Well, the choice has been made.
Kia: Why do you look so gloom?
Aferdize: Huh? Oh, well, the choice is that you will be Ackleolis' wife.
Kia: (is suddenly wide-eyed) You mean, I have to MARRY Ackleolis!?!?!
Aferdize: (nodds very sadly) Yes, you do. You have no choice. Just do it.
Ackleolis: Hey there, honey! How bout we get married right away!? (is so happy)
Kia: I'm too young. (muttered)
Ackleolis: What's that, babe?
Kia: I said I'm too young.
Ackleolis: (is wide-eyed) What.....What are you tryin to tell us?
Kia: I'm only FIFTEEN!!!!!
Everyone but Kia: (gasp and are wide-eyed)
Ackleolis: Well, that's ok. I mean, you've gone out before, haven't you?
Kia: Yes, but what's it to you? Now let me go. I must see some dear friends of mine.
Aferdize: (starts untyin her)
Macaan: HOLD ON just a minute there.
Aferdize: What?
Macaan: How do you know this isn't a trick? Huh? She's probably just lying. Don't give in.
Kia: You do know, Macaan, that we are on Earth, don't ya?
Everyone but Kia: (gasp)
Macaan: But....How?
Kia: That's where this ship was headed. Now, you guys are done for!
Aferdize: Please! Can't we make a deal!?! Please!
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EDITOR'S NOTE: Yo! keep tunin in n readin. These could possibly be some of the best stories
you've ever read. Maybe! And one more thing (I got that from Jackie Chan), uuuuu.....Keep
readin!