Disclaimer: LOTR isn't mine, nor Jajauma ni Sasenaide, the Ranma Theme song. I wish they were, but they aren't. Oh well. :::Glomps Legolas::: Hehehe, my sexy little Elf!
Author's Note: Well, I got a little tired of writing "A Fan's Guide To Stalking Legolas" so I did this. However, you may want to read that Fic before this, as it relies heavily on some of the stuff in "Stalking". Nay-way, here we go!
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:::Ne-chan & Siren:::
Legolas! Legolas! En-chant me!
I'm in love! Can't you see?
Legolas! Legolas! En-chant me!
I want you to look at no-one but me!
Without understanding, my Elf
Leg'las, Leg'las, I'm in love with you!
Ever since I first met yourself,
Leg'las, Leg'las, my
Sexy little Elf
I think I've fallen in love with you!
:::Legolas:::
Why won't you say "I love you"
Just a little bit more quietly?
Whenever I'm stuck with you
Must it always be so bloody sappy?
:::Siren & Ne-chan nod:::
:::Siren & Ne-chan:::
Without even ringing the bell,
You just kinda showed up here.
Looking for cheap employment
:::Legolas splutters:::
:::Ne-chan:::
There is no safety left when you stay here......
:::Ne-chan looks out at horde of Fans wanting to be included in story:::
It's incredibly annoying but--
.....Just for now, it's okay
.....Until the next Fic, it's okay
:::Siren & Ne-chan:::
Legolas! Legolas! Run from them!
Ack! Look out! It's another cheap Mary-Sue!
Legolas! Legolas! Run from them!
Oh Dear Lord, it got worse! It's a Gary-Stu!
Every time you are nice to me
Leg'las, Leg'las, I fall in love with you!
Looks like it's turning into love!
:::Siren:::
Leg'las, Leg'las, please give me a break!
I don't have time to plan the wedding!
:::Legolas:::
Wooed with such force--it's amazing!
What a sensation I've become overnight!
The celebrity that I've dreamt of
:::Horde of fans chase Legolas down the street screaming:::
Is turning out it be a marathon!
:::Siren & Ne-chan:::
Well, that's just what you asked for
Stuck playing the hot, sexy elf!
:::Ne-chan:::
I want to be wrapped in your--
:::Siren:::
:::Shocked, smacking Ne-chan:::
I'm sure she's really joking but--
:::Siren & Ne-chan:::
Why do you have to be so hot?
You are making me so hot!
Legolas! Legolas! En-chant me!
I'm in love! Can't you see?
Legolas! Legolas! En-chant me!
I want you to look at no-one but me!
Every time you are nice to me
Leg'las, Leg'las, I fall in love with you!
Looks like it's turning into love!
Leg'las, Leg'las, my glomping target!
Without understanding, my Elf
Leg'las, Leg'las, I'm in love with you!
Ever since I first met yourself,
Leg'las, Leg'las, my
Sexy little Elf
I think I've fallen in love with you!
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Author's Note: Well, what'd ya think? I may spoof some more anime themes, and just general songs. Check back later, ne?
R&R please!
Author's Note: Well, I got a little tired of writing "A Fan's Guide To Stalking Legolas" so I did this. However, you may want to read that Fic before this, as it relies heavily on some of the stuff in "Stalking". Nay-way, here we go!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
:::Ne-chan & Siren:::
Legolas! Legolas! En-chant me!
I'm in love! Can't you see?
Legolas! Legolas! En-chant me!
I want you to look at no-one but me!
Without understanding, my Elf
Leg'las, Leg'las, I'm in love with you!
Ever since I first met yourself,
Leg'las, Leg'las, my
Sexy little Elf
I think I've fallen in love with you!
:::Legolas:::
Why won't you say "I love you"
Just a little bit more quietly?
Whenever I'm stuck with you
Must it always be so bloody sappy?
:::Siren & Ne-chan nod:::
:::Siren & Ne-chan:::
Without even ringing the bell,
You just kinda showed up here.
Looking for cheap employment
:::Legolas splutters:::
:::Ne-chan:::
There is no safety left when you stay here......
:::Ne-chan looks out at horde of Fans wanting to be included in story:::
It's incredibly annoying but--
.....Just for now, it's okay
.....Until the next Fic, it's okay
:::Siren & Ne-chan:::
Legolas! Legolas! Run from them!
Ack! Look out! It's another cheap Mary-Sue!
Legolas! Legolas! Run from them!
Oh Dear Lord, it got worse! It's a Gary-Stu!
Every time you are nice to me
Leg'las, Leg'las, I fall in love with you!
Looks like it's turning into love!
:::Siren:::
Leg'las, Leg'las, please give me a break!
I don't have time to plan the wedding!
:::Legolas:::
Wooed with such force--it's amazing!
What a sensation I've become overnight!
The celebrity that I've dreamt of
:::Horde of fans chase Legolas down the street screaming:::
Is turning out it be a marathon!
:::Siren & Ne-chan:::
Well, that's just what you asked for
Stuck playing the hot, sexy elf!
:::Ne-chan:::
I want to be wrapped in your--
:::Siren:::
:::Shocked, smacking Ne-chan:::
I'm sure she's really joking but--
:::Siren & Ne-chan:::
Why do you have to be so hot?
You are making me so hot!
Legolas! Legolas! En-chant me!
I'm in love! Can't you see?
Legolas! Legolas! En-chant me!
I want you to look at no-one but me!
Every time you are nice to me
Leg'las, Leg'las, I fall in love with you!
Looks like it's turning into love!
Leg'las, Leg'las, my glomping target!
Without understanding, my Elf
Leg'las, Leg'las, I'm in love with you!
Ever since I first met yourself,
Leg'las, Leg'las, my
Sexy little Elf
I think I've fallen in love with you!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Author's Note: Well, what'd ya think? I may spoof some more anime themes, and just general songs. Check back later, ne?
R&R please!