GIR's Revenge!
(guest starring Jhonen Vasquez and Steve Ressel)
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Natsumi Notes: Hey, all! I've decided to try my hand at IZ fanwork. My friend Aiko came up with a short story; GIR gets back and Jhonen and Steve for all the times they made him look like an insane, stupid monkey-robot. I decided to make it into a full-fledged fic. I have all the respect in the world for Jhonen and Steve, and if they're out there reading this, I'm sorry! I don't mean any of it!
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It was a darkish café with a lot of smoke drifting up near the ceiling. Steve Ressel was sitting around, drinking a beer, and waiting for Jhonen to arrive.
"Hey, man." Jhonen said walking through the door, carrying a suitcase.
"Hey." Steve replied. "You got any ideas for the next season?"
"A few."
"…Such as?"
"Weell…"Jhonen said while rummaging through the suitcase and pulling out a manila folder "I thought maybe we could have GIR's body possessed by killer mutant zombies?"
"That's stupid." Steve replied.
Jhonen rooted through the folder again, and read out from another sheet.
"Gaz takes up a career in prostitution?"
"No!"
"…How about GIR being a pimp?"
"No!"
Steve sighed. "Jhonen, those ideas all suck. We can't use any of them."
Just then, a dark figured slammed the door open. It was GIR, brandishing a bloody machete. Jhonen gave a look of pure terror
"Uh, Steve..Don't look now…but there's a killer robot behind you about slice your head off!"
"Shut up. That's the worst so far."
"YOU!!" GIR shouted as he ran towards the panic-stricken Jhonen.
"I've been looking for you, Vasquez! How DARE you portray me like that!!" GIR sliced the table in half, knocking Steve onto the floor.
"You made me look like an idiot in front of the whole world! You will pay!" He said, slashing Jhonen in the back.
"Whoa! GIR! I'm sorry! Calm down!" Jhonen pleaded.
"I don't think he's gonna, dude, RUN!" Steve called out, trying to make a break for it.
"Just a second, piggy!" GIR shouted, he then threw the machete right into Steve's back.
"I'm not insane!" GIR yelled angrily. "I'm not stupid! Yet you to %^&*heads constantly portray me as a figure worthy of ridicule!"
While GIR continued ranting, Jhonen tried to crawl out the door.
"Don't think YOU'RE getting away!" GIR brandished .44 magnum and shot Jhonen right through the stomach. The malicious little robot then turned to the other café patrons a tossed in a grenade, killing most of them on the spot.
GIR surveyed the carnage, the dying and the dead.
"Now, I hope I've made myself crystal &^(%ing clear!" GIR walked out the door and wiped the human blood off his metallic body.
"Hey, Steve…"Jhonen said weakly. "How 'bout a story where GIR tracks us down and beats the $#! % outta for all the times we made him like a moron?"
"Nah," Steve replied. "That's not all that funny."
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Natsumi Notes: Now, I didn't ask Aiko if I could write her idea as fic, so if I ask her and she says no, I'll have to take this fic down. Oh, yeah, and Aiko Takano came up with the idea, Jhonen Vasquez owns Invader Zim and I own the universe. Peace and love, it's all good! Cya, loyal readers!
(guest starring Jhonen Vasquez and Steve Ressel)
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Natsumi Notes: Hey, all! I've decided to try my hand at IZ fanwork. My friend Aiko came up with a short story; GIR gets back and Jhonen and Steve for all the times they made him look like an insane, stupid monkey-robot. I decided to make it into a full-fledged fic. I have all the respect in the world for Jhonen and Steve, and if they're out there reading this, I'm sorry! I don't mean any of it!
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It was a darkish café with a lot of smoke drifting up near the ceiling. Steve Ressel was sitting around, drinking a beer, and waiting for Jhonen to arrive.
"Hey, man." Jhonen said walking through the door, carrying a suitcase.
"Hey." Steve replied. "You got any ideas for the next season?"
"A few."
"…Such as?"
"Weell…"Jhonen said while rummaging through the suitcase and pulling out a manila folder "I thought maybe we could have GIR's body possessed by killer mutant zombies?"
"That's stupid." Steve replied.
Jhonen rooted through the folder again, and read out from another sheet.
"Gaz takes up a career in prostitution?"
"No!"
"…How about GIR being a pimp?"
"No!"
Steve sighed. "Jhonen, those ideas all suck. We can't use any of them."
Just then, a dark figured slammed the door open. It was GIR, brandishing a bloody machete. Jhonen gave a look of pure terror
"Uh, Steve..Don't look now…but there's a killer robot behind you about slice your head off!"
"Shut up. That's the worst so far."
"YOU!!" GIR shouted as he ran towards the panic-stricken Jhonen.
"I've been looking for you, Vasquez! How DARE you portray me like that!!" GIR sliced the table in half, knocking Steve onto the floor.
"You made me look like an idiot in front of the whole world! You will pay!" He said, slashing Jhonen in the back.
"Whoa! GIR! I'm sorry! Calm down!" Jhonen pleaded.
"I don't think he's gonna, dude, RUN!" Steve called out, trying to make a break for it.
"Just a second, piggy!" GIR shouted, he then threw the machete right into Steve's back.
"I'm not insane!" GIR yelled angrily. "I'm not stupid! Yet you to %^&*heads constantly portray me as a figure worthy of ridicule!"
While GIR continued ranting, Jhonen tried to crawl out the door.
"Don't think YOU'RE getting away!" GIR brandished .44 magnum and shot Jhonen right through the stomach. The malicious little robot then turned to the other café patrons a tossed in a grenade, killing most of them on the spot.
GIR surveyed the carnage, the dying and the dead.
"Now, I hope I've made myself crystal &^(%ing clear!" GIR walked out the door and wiped the human blood off his metallic body.
"Hey, Steve…"Jhonen said weakly. "How 'bout a story where GIR tracks us down and beats the $#! % outta for all the times we made him like a moron?"
"Nah," Steve replied. "That's not all that funny."
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Natsumi Notes: Now, I didn't ask Aiko if I could write her idea as fic, so if I ask her and she says no, I'll have to take this fic down. Oh, yeah, and Aiko Takano came up with the idea, Jhonen Vasquez owns Invader Zim and I own the universe. Peace and love, it's all good! Cya, loyal readers!