Tenchi Weirdness!!
By: Crow hehehe that's me!! Yup yup me!! Not you! ME!!
Hehehehehehehehe got bored one night at like 12:30 in the morning so I decide to write this funny fanfic! Hope you like it!
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Tenchi: *sips some tea*
Ryoko: Good morning Tenchi! *hugs tenchi*
Ayeka: Tenchi is mine! *pulls tenchi away*
Ryoko: Mine *takes him back*
Sasami: this happens every morning -_-;
Washu: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah science block!!
Mihoshi: Whats wrong with Washu?
Kiyone: Don't ask!
Ayeka: Mine!
Ryoko: Mine!
Ayeka: Mine!
Ryoko: Mine!
Ayeka: Mine!
Ryoko: Mine!
Ayeka: Mine!
Ryoko: Mine!
Ayeka: Mine!
Ryoko: Mine!
Ayeka: Mine!
Ryoko: Mine!
Ayeka: Mine!
Ryoko: Mine!
Ayeka: Mine!
Ryoko: MINE!!!
Ayeka: MINE!!!
Tenchi: your hurting me!!
Ayeka and Ryoko: Oh I'm so sorry Tenchi!
Tenchi: *ducks down and crawls away*
Ayeka and Ryoko: Will you forgive me Tenchi *hugs eachother*
Ayeka: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah get away from me you moldy piece of burnt potato chip!
Everyone: O.O;
Ryoko: Fat Cow! *walks away and looks for Tenchi*
Ayeka: *stares at self* Am I really fat!!
Ryoko from somewhere: hehehehe knew that would get her!
Everyone: -_-;
Sasami: soooooo…….. wanna play poker Mihoshi?
Mihoshi: k!
Sasami: you got to bet stuff in poker!
Mihoshi: uh okay *puts down all her galaxy police stuff and all her money in the pile area*
Sasami: puts a piece of lint in the pile.
Kiyone: Mihoshi!
Ayeka: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
Everyone: what the…….
Ryoko: whats wrong Ayeka???
Ayeka: *points towards Tenchi's room all pale and still*
Ryoko: *opens door* Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
Everyone else: runs upstairs.
Sasami: Okay what is it???
Ayeka: *still stands completely still pointing towards Tenchi's room*
Washu: *opens door all the way*
Tenchi: oh Sakuya I do love you!
Sasami: Tenchi how could you!!!
Tenchi: *notices everyone staring at him and tries to hide Sakuya* Uh what??
Sasami: your making out in front of Ryo-ohki!!
Tenchi: *looks around and sees Ryo-ohki in the corner of the room with a dreamy expression*
Sakuya: maybe I should go…..
Tenchi's Father: no stay its fine!
Ayeka: I think not!!
Ryoko: yeah cause Tenchi is mine!!
Ayeka: he is not!
Ryoko: is too!
Ayeka: is not!
Ryoko: is too!
Ayeka: is not!
Ryoko: is too!
Ayeka: is not!
Ryoko: is too!
Ayeka: is not!
Ryoko: is too!
Ayeka: is not!
Mihoshi: hey look its Sakuya!
Kiyone: *hits Mihoshi over the head with her gun*
Mihoshi: X_X
Washu: THAT'S IT!!! *runs away to her lab*
Sasami: what!!???
Grandpa: hehehehehe have fun you two! *closes door*
Ryo-ohki: mreow!
Sasami: oh your right lets go Ryo-ohki! *walks away*
Ayeka: how does she understand that thing?
Ryoko: that "thing" happens to be a cabbit!
Ayeka: tomato, tomato!
Ryoko: *phases downstairs and drinks some tea*
Ayeka: *walks downstairs but accidentally trips on her long dress and falls down the stairs and lands on her face*
Ryoko: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha *falls over laughing*
Mihoshi: *wakes up* What happened? Where am I? Ayeka why are you on the floor?
Kiyone: *wacks Mihoshi with her gun again*
Washu: *comes running holding something up* Its done!!
Ayeka: what is?
Washu: the masterpiece I have been waiting for all these years!!
Ryoko: *raises and eyebrow and gets up* I wanna see!!
Washu: no wait…
Ryoko: *grabs whatever it is and the thing she grabs explodes and suddenly peanuts fall everywhere*
Washu: it's a peanut maker!
Everyone: -_-;
Ryoko: *shakes Washu roughly* Why didn't you tell me that would happen I got peanut stuff all over my dress!!
Washu: hehehe
Ryoko: *sets Washu down and sits back down*
Tenchi: *comes down stairs holding Sakuya's hand*
Ayeka: Tenchi!!!
Ryoko: *appears inbetween Tenchi and Sakuya* Hey Tench whats up!
Sakuya: *glares at Ryoko*
Ryoko: Well I had a great time! *swings arms out smacking Sakuya in the face with one making her fall off the stairs on top of Tenchi's father*
Tenchi's father: why hello! *raises an eyebrow at Sakuya*
Sakuya: Sorry but you're an old fat guy and I'm a young and beautiful lady that doesn't mix!
Grandpa: what about me???
Sakuya: uh….
Granpa: I'm the ruler of Jurai
Sakuya: a ruler huh well okay!!! *jumps into Grandpa's arms* Cya Tenchi!
Grandpa: *walks away happily carrying Sakuya
Tenchi: Hey……
Kiyone: don't you think this fanfic shall end soon Crow??
Crow: It shall never end because love never ends!! I could make Ryoko and Ayeka fight forever so it wouldn't end so ha but so it doesn't get to long I'll make it end here! For now! Mwhuahuahuahuahuahuahuahua *coughs*
Ryoko: Uh yeah you're a little to weird for me stay away from me now!
Ayeka: I don't know her!
Sasami: *walks in laughing*
Ryo-ohki: mreow?
Sasami: I think your right Ryo-ohki
Ayeka: What???
Sasami: Ryo-ohki says its time to end the fic!
Ryoko: Crow just said that!
Crow: mwhuahuahuahuahuahuahuahuahua!!!!
Ayeka: will you stop that!
Washu: look what I *something explodes and it starts to rain cheese*
Crow: *eats some* yummy! Well bye for now!!!
By: Crow hehehe that's me!! Yup yup me!! Not you! ME!!
Hehehehehehehehe got bored one night at like 12:30 in the morning so I decide to write this funny fanfic! Hope you like it!
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Tenchi: *sips some tea*
Ryoko: Good morning Tenchi! *hugs tenchi*
Ayeka: Tenchi is mine! *pulls tenchi away*
Ryoko: Mine *takes him back*
Sasami: this happens every morning -_-;
Washu: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah science block!!
Mihoshi: Whats wrong with Washu?
Kiyone: Don't ask!
Ayeka: Mine!
Ryoko: Mine!
Ayeka: Mine!
Ryoko: Mine!
Ayeka: Mine!
Ryoko: Mine!
Ayeka: Mine!
Ryoko: Mine!
Ayeka: Mine!
Ryoko: Mine!
Ayeka: Mine!
Ryoko: Mine!
Ayeka: Mine!
Ryoko: Mine!
Ayeka: Mine!
Ryoko: MINE!!!
Ayeka: MINE!!!
Tenchi: your hurting me!!
Ayeka and Ryoko: Oh I'm so sorry Tenchi!
Tenchi: *ducks down and crawls away*
Ayeka and Ryoko: Will you forgive me Tenchi *hugs eachother*
Ayeka: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah get away from me you moldy piece of burnt potato chip!
Everyone: O.O;
Ryoko: Fat Cow! *walks away and looks for Tenchi*
Ayeka: *stares at self* Am I really fat!!
Ryoko from somewhere: hehehehe knew that would get her!
Everyone: -_-;
Sasami: soooooo…….. wanna play poker Mihoshi?
Mihoshi: k!
Sasami: you got to bet stuff in poker!
Mihoshi: uh okay *puts down all her galaxy police stuff and all her money in the pile area*
Sasami: puts a piece of lint in the pile.
Kiyone: Mihoshi!
Ayeka: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
Everyone: what the…….
Ryoko: whats wrong Ayeka???
Ayeka: *points towards Tenchi's room all pale and still*
Ryoko: *opens door* Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
Everyone else: runs upstairs.
Sasami: Okay what is it???
Ayeka: *still stands completely still pointing towards Tenchi's room*
Washu: *opens door all the way*
Tenchi: oh Sakuya I do love you!
Sasami: Tenchi how could you!!!
Tenchi: *notices everyone staring at him and tries to hide Sakuya* Uh what??
Sasami: your making out in front of Ryo-ohki!!
Tenchi: *looks around and sees Ryo-ohki in the corner of the room with a dreamy expression*
Sakuya: maybe I should go…..
Tenchi's Father: no stay its fine!
Ayeka: I think not!!
Ryoko: yeah cause Tenchi is mine!!
Ayeka: he is not!
Ryoko: is too!
Ayeka: is not!
Ryoko: is too!
Ayeka: is not!
Ryoko: is too!
Ayeka: is not!
Ryoko: is too!
Ayeka: is not!
Ryoko: is too!
Ayeka: is not!
Mihoshi: hey look its Sakuya!
Kiyone: *hits Mihoshi over the head with her gun*
Mihoshi: X_X
Washu: THAT'S IT!!! *runs away to her lab*
Sasami: what!!???
Grandpa: hehehehehe have fun you two! *closes door*
Ryo-ohki: mreow!
Sasami: oh your right lets go Ryo-ohki! *walks away*
Ayeka: how does she understand that thing?
Ryoko: that "thing" happens to be a cabbit!
Ayeka: tomato, tomato!
Ryoko: *phases downstairs and drinks some tea*
Ayeka: *walks downstairs but accidentally trips on her long dress and falls down the stairs and lands on her face*
Ryoko: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha *falls over laughing*
Mihoshi: *wakes up* What happened? Where am I? Ayeka why are you on the floor?
Kiyone: *wacks Mihoshi with her gun again*
Washu: *comes running holding something up* Its done!!
Ayeka: what is?
Washu: the masterpiece I have been waiting for all these years!!
Ryoko: *raises and eyebrow and gets up* I wanna see!!
Washu: no wait…
Ryoko: *grabs whatever it is and the thing she grabs explodes and suddenly peanuts fall everywhere*
Washu: it's a peanut maker!
Everyone: -_-;
Ryoko: *shakes Washu roughly* Why didn't you tell me that would happen I got peanut stuff all over my dress!!
Washu: hehehe
Ryoko: *sets Washu down and sits back down*
Tenchi: *comes down stairs holding Sakuya's hand*
Ayeka: Tenchi!!!
Ryoko: *appears inbetween Tenchi and Sakuya* Hey Tench whats up!
Sakuya: *glares at Ryoko*
Ryoko: Well I had a great time! *swings arms out smacking Sakuya in the face with one making her fall off the stairs on top of Tenchi's father*
Tenchi's father: why hello! *raises an eyebrow at Sakuya*
Sakuya: Sorry but you're an old fat guy and I'm a young and beautiful lady that doesn't mix!
Grandpa: what about me???
Sakuya: uh….
Granpa: I'm the ruler of Jurai
Sakuya: a ruler huh well okay!!! *jumps into Grandpa's arms* Cya Tenchi!
Grandpa: *walks away happily carrying Sakuya
Tenchi: Hey……
Kiyone: don't you think this fanfic shall end soon Crow??
Crow: It shall never end because love never ends!! I could make Ryoko and Ayeka fight forever so it wouldn't end so ha but so it doesn't get to long I'll make it end here! For now! Mwhuahuahuahuahuahuahuahua *coughs*
Ryoko: Uh yeah you're a little to weird for me stay away from me now!
Ayeka: I don't know her!
Sasami: *walks in laughing*
Ryo-ohki: mreow?
Sasami: I think your right Ryo-ohki
Ayeka: What???
Sasami: Ryo-ohki says its time to end the fic!
Ryoko: Crow just said that!
Crow: mwhuahuahuahuahuahuahuahuahua!!!!
Ayeka: will you stop that!
Washu: look what I *something explodes and it starts to rain cheese*
Crow: *eats some* yummy! Well bye for now!!!