Disclaimer: For legal purposes I don't own Tekken, Hwoarang, Jin, Kazuya, Lee... well you know what I mean; Namco owns them. Also, The Simpsons don't belong to me ^_^
Summary: King's game = BOOZE!

Please forgive me if there are some kind of gramatical errors ^^?


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King's game
Chapter One: Ferdinand?!!!

*There is a party, Nina's birthday, all the Tekken people (actually only twelve but that's because Nina is an antisocial ^.^) is there and someone has buyed BOOZE*

Lei: Any under-aged people here?!
Jin: What's the age limit?
Lei: 21.
Jin: WHOO HOO!!!
Jun: Jin!!
Jin: Mum??
Hwo: 'Mum'.. what's that?
Jin: Two years in Australia...
Hwo: Oh well that explains it. Whatever, where is the BOOZE?!
Everybody, minus Jun: BOOZE!!! BOOZE!!! BOOZE!!!
King: Lets make it interesting What about a 'chugging game'?
Jun: 'chugging game'? never hear about it How do you play it?
King: Someone says 'I had never...' and people who had done it drinks.
Hei: I think I know this game it isn't named...
*Jin interrupts him, because nobody wants to hear Heihachi anyway.*
Jin: Alright I go first... I had never lost a class day.
*Everybody drinks, minus Jin.*
Jin: Mum?
Jun: *blushes* It was your father's fault!
Kaz: Face it boy... you are B-O-R-I-N-G!
Lee: I had never used lipstick!
*All the girls drink plus Hwoarang and Jin.*
Steve: Hehehe... *sarcastically* Are you using lipstick right now, honeys?
*Everybody laughs -minus Jun, Hwoarang and Jin.*
Jun: Jin!
Kaz: I knew it! there IS something wrong with this boy...
Jin: DAD! It was for the pictures in Tekken Tag!
Paul: Yeah the pictures... And you? *points at Hwo*
Hwo: Eat this! *shows his middle finger*
Steve: Ya know you can explain it! HAHAHAHAHAHA
Hwo: *mocking* Hahahahahaha... a$$hole!
Steve: What did-
*Yoshi interrupts him*
Yoshi: I had never... *thinks hard* interrupted a couple while they were doing -you know what-
*Only Jin and Hwo drink.*
Anna: Did you...? OH DEAR!!
Jin: It was the most perturbing thing!!!
*Everybody looks at Jun and Kazuya; Jun blushes Kazuya frowns.*
Kaz: Excuse me?? Is there something wrong?
Jin: Every single thing in you is wro--
Kaz: You little... !!
*Kazuya strangles Jin a la Homer Simpson*
Jin: *does strangling sounds a la Bart Simpson*
Jun: Kazuya!
Hei: Dirty boy... mwahahahahahaha
Kaz: I had never buyed a X-rated magazine!!!
*All the boys drink -minus Yoshi and Kazuya (he doesn't need it!).*
Jun: JIN!!!!
Jin: Well ... *smiles and blushes* er... I, I... IT WAS ALL HIS FAULT!!! *points at Hwo*
Hwo: *mocking* 'It was all his fault'... COWARD!!!
Kaz: Let the boy become a man, woman!
Jun: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!!!
Kaz: *in low voice* nothing honey...
Paul: 'nuthing honey'... guau! guau! guau! *sticks his tongue out like a dog*
*Jun slaps him.*
Paul: OUCHH! lady!
Steve: I had never been hit by a girl out of tournaments!
*All the girls slap Steve; everybody drinks except Hwo.*
Hwo: Jin's hits counts like 'girl's hits'?
*Everybody laughs -minus Jin and Jun.*
Jin: DAD! why are you laughing?!
Kaz: Because it was funny BOY, MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Jin: *mocking, thanks to the beer effects* Mwahahahhaha...
*Two bottles of beer hit Jin in the head, knocking him out*
Hwo: *with feigned concern, kneels down and starts poking Jin's prone body with a stick* Awww... I think U killed him!
Jun: KAZUYA FERDINAND MISHIMA!!!!
*Everybody spills out the beer -minus Jin, because he is still KOed and Paul, who starts to laugh hysterically.*

TBC...

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Author's note: Did you like it or not? give me your opinion/review. No flames please, I am not a marshmallow!!!
In the next chapter (Welcome to Xiaoyu-Land!) : Xiaoyu accidentally drinks something she shouldn't have, Kuma uses another strategy to conquer Panda.
Seele's technical note: the name Ferdinand comes from Disney... I think... was it a bull's name??!! MWAHAHAHAHAHA *cough* *cough* *cough* -ahem-
Kazuya: HA! you deserved it!!!