Title: Gundam Wing: The Sailor Scouts
Author: Tawny Dragon
E-mail: shinigamii@hotmail.com
Pairing: 2+5, 3+4, 9+S and future 1+6
Rating: PG +13
Warnings: Course, No STRONG Language, Cross Dressing…
Disclaimer: I own nothing. Gundam Wing and Sailor Moon (Series) belong to the geniuses that invented them. I bow to them.
1
1.1 Notes: Wow! You people are awesome! To answer some peoples question – Of COUSRE 'Fei is going to be Mars! I mean, read just suits him and everything…
I apologize if the sentences are running together again – I tried! I had to at one point..
Question – In one or the other (Dub or sub) was Nephlyte called Malachite? Or something like that? Or is my brain playing tricks on me again?
1.2 Gundam Wing: The Sailor Scouts
1.2.1 Chapter 3: Mars' Fire Ignite!
"Preventers Pet Day. Bring your pet to Preventers Headquarters to keep you company all day!" Duo said as he quoted of the sign in the (smashed up – Think Jedeite) foyer.
"Are you going to bring your cat Heero?" he questioned, as he sat down next to Wufei. The ex-gundam pilots, Zechs, Noin and Sally were all sitting and eating in their 'favorite' place – The Preventers Cafeteria.
Heero shrugged. "I'll see. Hey, was this once pasta?" he asked, poking at it. Zechs leaned over. "Not sure – and don't play with your food!" he said with a snort, attacking his piece of meat that just didn't want to cut.
"Us YOUNG people tend to do wild and crazy things like that, you see. I can't say I have ever heard of an OLD MAN doing that though. You could be the first!" he told him, waving his fork, flinging pasta all over his rival. "Hey!" Zechs exclaimed. Heero could have sworn he heard something that resembled hurtness in his voice, but dismissed it.
"Zechs is younger than me, Heero! I must be a VERY old woman then!" Sally told him.
Heero merely shrugged and looked at his watch. "Look guys, gotta book. Later," he told them, walking out of the cafeteria.
***
"Are you telling me I have to go to work with you tomorrow, Heero?" Luna told him, looking up from the piece of lamb she was devouring happily. "Er – Please Luna! What happens if there is Nega-Verse activity? Quatre and I will need your help!"
Heero begged, reaching over to scratch her behind the ears.
She loved things like that. Luna frowned, relenting. "Fine. I'm only going because of the Nega-Verse, and I want to see the Bun-Lady," she told him, and with that, began to lick her paws.
***
"AWW! HEERO! She looks so much cuter than she does in the photos!" exclaimed Noin, gushing over Luna. "Meow," Luna told her, trying to keep breathing. She was being squeezed like a doll!
"She is lovely, isn't she?" Quatre told her, taking Luna of Noin, before she squished the poor cat. Luna nuzzled into him, happy to be in familiar arms again. "She is a lovely cat, hey Wu? Can we get one? Pretty please, with sugar on top?" Duo begged, putting on his puppy-dog eyes. Wufei grinned. "Mabye," he drawled, reaching over to give Luna a gentle scratch on the head. "Merow!" she said, as she purred happily. Oh, the attention!
"I don't care Zechs!" a sharp voice drifted down the hall, and the little party turned around to see what was going on.
"But.." Zechs voice soundly angrily, he was obviously close to either screaming or strangling his counterpart.
"No buts.. Oh! Who owns that darling cat?" Lady Une said as she walked in the room, with a sulking Zechs not far behind her.
"Me. Her name is Luna," Heero told Lady Une. She frowned. "Oh. May I hold her?" she said, with a fake smile.
"Er," Heero said, but Lady Une already had Luna in her arms. "Sweet kitty! Good kitty!" she said as she scratched Luna's back. Now, that was the one thing Luna HATED. She HATED it.
"MEEEEERRROOOW!" she yowled, jumping straight into the next pair of arms she saw, which happened to be Zechs'. "Oh," he said surprised, looking down at the cat he had just acquired. Luna looked up at her holder, and started blushing. 'Oh my!' she thought, but instead, 'mewed' pitifully.
"Aw! She's so cute!" Zechs said, scratching her behind the ears. "Meow!" she said, before she started purring. "Aw! Look Luna, when you decide you want to leave Heero – Come and live with me!" he drawled, not knowing she knew what he saying.
"Merow!" she said snuggling into his arms. Heero, Duo, Trowa, Quatre, Wufei, Sally, Noin and Lady Une just stared.
"I never knew you were an animal person, Zechs!" Wufei said surprised. "Yeah well.. Oh Heero? If you want your cat, she'll be in my office," he said with a smirk and left the room.
" Who would have thought?" drawled Trowa.
"Yeah. Who would have thought your cat would have a crush on the 'Prince'!" Quatre told Heero softly, with a grin.
"I thought she was into cats!" he whispered back.
"Yeah. I guess you never know. I mean – I thought you were into girls!"
***
"You were in MY RIVAL'S office for the WHOLE DAY!" hissed Heero, as he made his way to the park for a meeting with Quatre. Luna huffed. "Well – At least he cares about me! Unlike someone!" she hissed back.
"Dumb cat."
"Dumb human."
Heero rolled his eyes. "Hn. Hey! There's Quatre! And there's Wufei? OH SHIT!" he cursed, as he (with Luna in his arms) began running.
What the had seen, had been a tall, brown hared man, with his arm around Wufei's neck, obviously trying to do some permanent damage.
"Heero! Oh, thank god!" Quatre exclaimed, as they ran up. "What's going on?" Heero exclaimed, looking at Wufei. His eyes were closed, and he was having quite a bit of trouble breathing. "Well, we saw this strange man come out of nowhere! I told Wufei to get away, but he wouldn't, and then this man grabbed him! I wasn't sure what to do!" said Quatre, all in one breath.
The strange man raised a perfect eyebrow. "Look, if you MUST know, my name is Nephlyte, and I am one of the four, er – three Generals of the Nega- Verse. Not this 'strange man'!" he drawled, tightening his grip on Wufei.
"WUFEI!" Quatre exclaimed angrily.
"Look KIDS, can you tell me where to find a certain Sailor Moon and Sailor Mercury? I have a score to settle with them," Nephlyte told them, with a smirk.
"It looks like you found them!" Luna told them, leaping out of Heero's arms.
"A TALKING CAT?" exclaimed Nephlyte, and Wufei cracked one dark eye open – assessing the situation.
"Yeah – MOON PRISM POWER!"
"MERCURY POWER!"
***
Nephlyte dropped Wufei in surprise. "Kisama!" Wufei exclaimed as he hit the dirt. But Nephlyte paid no attention. "You're THE Sailor Moon, and THE Sailor Mercury? Bah! Pushover!" Nephlyte said, throwing his dark hair over his shoulders. Wufei looked up. "You're Sailor Moon and Mercury? And Luna can talk? WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SOMETHING!" he exclaimed, jumping up.
--Note: Gundam Wing characters can get oxygen in their brain as quickly as they lose it.--
"Because. Now come here and stand next to Luna," Heero told him. Surprisingly, Wufei complied. "Bring it on HAIR BOY!" yelled Quatre, stepping up next to Heero.
"HAIR BOY? I'LL GIVE YOU HAIR BOY!" Nephlyte snarled, as he threw a fireball.
"Bastard!" Heero snarled, grabbing onto his arm.
"It's Kisama Heero, not bastard," Wufei contracted.
"SHUT IT! OW!" Quatre snapped, as a fireball hit him.
"YOU WANT MORE? I'll give you more! YEEEEEEEHHHHHA!" Nephlyte yelled, as he let lose a fireball, twice the size of the other two.
"OW!" two voices exclaimed in unison.
***
"There is no JUSTICE! I have to help them!" yelled Wufei angrily, slamming his palms against the tree. Luna looked helpless.
"SAILOR MERCURY!" yelled Heero, as Nephlyte threw Quatre into the huge oak Wufei was leaning against.
"Quatre! Are you okay?" questioned Wufei, leaning down to help his friend.
Quatre blinked. "No," he murmured, pushing his blonde hair out of his eyes and sighing heavily. "I think I hurt my wrist – I can't use my 'Mercury Bubbles' in a hurry," Quatre told Wufei forlornly. Luna groaned, looking over at Heero.
He was still fighting Nephlyte, and wasn't fairing all that well either. "Were on earth is Tuxedo Mask when you need him?" she muttered, stating to pace.
Heero glared at Nephlyte. "That's it. MOON – MOTHER FUCKER – " Heero had exclaimed before Nephlyte decided to punch him in the face. Twice.
As they say, to each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction. The reaction was Heero kicked Nephlyte in the groin. Twice. "YYYEEEEEEEEOW!" squeaked Nephlyte, falling on his side and holding onto his.. Uh.. Lower reigns.
"When you mess with the best – You fall like the rest," drawled Heero, starting to walk back to the others. Wufei raised a perfect eyebrow. "That was unexpected," he said mildly.
"SAILOR MOON! LOOK OUT!" screamed Luna as Nephlyte got up from the ground, and threw a burning ball of fire at Heero. He made no sound, and just collapsed onto the ground.
"HEERO!" yelled Wufei, Quatre and Luna all looking at the heap on the ground. "I have to help them!" yelled Wufei, clenching his fists. "I have to help HEERO!" As he yelled this, a glowing red sigh appeared on his forehead. Luna blinked.
"Wufei! You are Sailor Mars! Take this and say 'MARS POWER!' Hurry!" Luna snapped, passing him the red transformation pen. Wufei snorted.
"MARS POWER!"
***
Hey, I have noticed one thing about this fic. Everyone is always screaming 'HEERO!' I don't remember putting a certain Peacecraft in this story..
"HEERO! SAVE ME!"
"NO! MOON TIARA MAGIC!"
"NNOOOOOOOOO!"
***
Wufei blinked rapidly. "No way.." he said, in shock.
"Yes way! The skirt shows of your wonderful thighs!" drawled Nephlyte, finding all of this incredibly amusing.
Wufei blinked again. "Thighs?" he questioned. "Thighs," agreed Nephlyte, smirking.
It suddenly dawned on Wufei. He was in a SKIRT! WITH BRIGHT RED HIGH HEELS!
"KISAMA! MOTHER FUCKING NATAKU! I AM IN A SKIRT! I AM NOT AN ONNA!" he screeched, dancing around and trying to prevent Nephlyte seeing up his skirt.
"Wufei? Please stop screeching! You already 'look' like an onna, you don't have to sound like one too!" Heero snapped wincing, as he had just regained consciousness.
Wufei glared coldly at him.
"You're wearing a skirt as well," he informed him.
Heero grinned, "Well, SAILOR MARS, my hair isn't hanging in my face like an 'onna'!"
"My hair?" he questioned.
Quatre sighed. "In case you haven't noticed, your hair is out," he told Wufei gently. Wufei blushed, putting his hands up to his head, to see if what they were saying was true.
"See? He, who speaks onna, looks onna," Heero told him, grinning. Wufei growled.
"HE, WHO SPEAKS WAS THE FIRST ONE OF US TO WEAR A SKIRT, AND HAS HE LEGS SPREAD WIDE APART, SHOWING US HIS UNDERWEAR—"
--Heero blushed considerably, and slammed his legs together, crossing them in the process—
"AND HE WHO THROWS A TIARA, CALLS ME A GIRL!" yelled Wufei, crossing his arms angrily.
Indeed, Wufei DID look very feminine. He was wearing the customary white leotard with a bright purple bow, which held a red pendant, a red skirt and red high heels, with a purple bow at his back. Like the other two, he had white elbow length gloves, except with red trimming. Around his neck was a red choker, and on his forehead was a golden tiara, with a blood red stone. All in all, including his hair, you might mistake him for a girl, except he had an incredibly flat chest.
"Look, Sailor Moon, Sailor Mercury, Black Cat and Sailor Bras, I mean Mars," Nephlyte started to say, but corrected himself when he got a murderous look from Wufei.
"Look Sailors', I have places to go, people to see, energy to suck. I don't want to waste my time hearing about Sailor Mars' feminine side. So, If you don't mind – I'll kill you now," Nephlyte said, finishing off his previous sentence.
"Get them scouts!" Luna yelled, as the three lined up in a battle stance.
"Threatening," Nephlyte said, rolling his dark Prussian eyes.
Quatre smirked then yelled, "I know.. MERCURY BUBBLES…. BLAST!"
Nephlyte growled. "I can't see a thing! It's like pea soup!" he yelled, turning around in every direction trying to see where they were.
"OVER HERE! MARS FIRE…. IGNITE!" yelled Wufei from his right, attacking for the first time with hot, burning flames.
"OH! YOU BASTARD! WAIT UNTILL I GET MY HANDS ON YOU!" screeched Nephlyte, running in circles as his brown locks caught on fire.
"Sailor Moon! Attack!" yelled Luna, from the sidelines.
"I know! What do you take me for? Wufei?" he asked, rolling his eyes.
"HEY!"
"Sorry! Sheesh! MOON TIARA… MAGIC!" he yelled, throwing his attack with pinpoint accuracy.
"OW! ZOICITE WILL GET YOU! MAMA MIA!" moaned Nephlyte, as he exploded.
"I didn't know he was Italian," Quatre said, surprised.
***
'They are getting better. Sailor Mars is an excellent addition,' thought Tuxedo Mask as he leaped down from the tree, and walked in the direction of his apartment.
***
"Well done Scouts!" Luna laughed, bounding up to Heero, and jumping into his arms. "Yeah. And Wufei makes three. Hey? How are you two going to keep Trowa and Duo from finding out?" Heero asked rubbing Luna's ears, causing her to purr.
Wufei turned to Quatre with a smirk.
"We will say we have become prostitutes," he said calmly.
"WUFEI!" Quatre exclaimed, blushing right to the tip of his boots.
"Quatre, remember, that's the type of thing an onna would say," Heero said, steeping back away from Wufei.
"YOU, HEERO YUY, ARE SAILOR KISAMA!"
1.2.1.1 TO BE CONTNUED… (Hopefully!)
"KISAMA TIARA…. MAGIC!" ^_^
Thanks again! (X2) Er – I realized I am being a little mean to Lady Une.. I have nothing against her! Just the way the story turned out!
Well, stay tuned for 'Jupiter's Thunder Crash!' I can see it now..
"Trowa! You're Sailor Jupiter! Repeat after me – JUPITER POWER!" yelled Luna, throwing Trowa the transformation pen.
"……… ………… !"
*sweatdrop*
I rest my case. Um – Chap.4 might take a little longer then the others to get posted – School starts on Thursday. Why we have to start on Thursday is beyond me. I mean, the weekend is on SATURDAY! *rants on* Kudos guys!
Tawny Dragon © - Don't you love that sign? Kawaii! ^_^
Author: Tawny Dragon
E-mail: shinigamii@hotmail.com
Pairing: 2+5, 3+4, 9+S and future 1+6
Rating: PG +13
Warnings: Course, No STRONG Language, Cross Dressing…
Disclaimer: I own nothing. Gundam Wing and Sailor Moon (Series) belong to the geniuses that invented them. I bow to them.
1
1.1 Notes: Wow! You people are awesome! To answer some peoples question – Of COUSRE 'Fei is going to be Mars! I mean, read just suits him and everything…
I apologize if the sentences are running together again – I tried! I had to at one point..
Question – In one or the other (Dub or sub) was Nephlyte called Malachite? Or something like that? Or is my brain playing tricks on me again?
1.2 Gundam Wing: The Sailor Scouts
1.2.1 Chapter 3: Mars' Fire Ignite!
"Preventers Pet Day. Bring your pet to Preventers Headquarters to keep you company all day!" Duo said as he quoted of the sign in the (smashed up – Think Jedeite) foyer.
"Are you going to bring your cat Heero?" he questioned, as he sat down next to Wufei. The ex-gundam pilots, Zechs, Noin and Sally were all sitting and eating in their 'favorite' place – The Preventers Cafeteria.
Heero shrugged. "I'll see. Hey, was this once pasta?" he asked, poking at it. Zechs leaned over. "Not sure – and don't play with your food!" he said with a snort, attacking his piece of meat that just didn't want to cut.
"Us YOUNG people tend to do wild and crazy things like that, you see. I can't say I have ever heard of an OLD MAN doing that though. You could be the first!" he told him, waving his fork, flinging pasta all over his rival. "Hey!" Zechs exclaimed. Heero could have sworn he heard something that resembled hurtness in his voice, but dismissed it.
"Zechs is younger than me, Heero! I must be a VERY old woman then!" Sally told him.
Heero merely shrugged and looked at his watch. "Look guys, gotta book. Later," he told them, walking out of the cafeteria.
***
"Are you telling me I have to go to work with you tomorrow, Heero?" Luna told him, looking up from the piece of lamb she was devouring happily. "Er – Please Luna! What happens if there is Nega-Verse activity? Quatre and I will need your help!"
Heero begged, reaching over to scratch her behind the ears.
She loved things like that. Luna frowned, relenting. "Fine. I'm only going because of the Nega-Verse, and I want to see the Bun-Lady," she told him, and with that, began to lick her paws.
***
"AWW! HEERO! She looks so much cuter than she does in the photos!" exclaimed Noin, gushing over Luna. "Meow," Luna told her, trying to keep breathing. She was being squeezed like a doll!
"She is lovely, isn't she?" Quatre told her, taking Luna of Noin, before she squished the poor cat. Luna nuzzled into him, happy to be in familiar arms again. "She is a lovely cat, hey Wu? Can we get one? Pretty please, with sugar on top?" Duo begged, putting on his puppy-dog eyes. Wufei grinned. "Mabye," he drawled, reaching over to give Luna a gentle scratch on the head. "Merow!" she said, as she purred happily. Oh, the attention!
"I don't care Zechs!" a sharp voice drifted down the hall, and the little party turned around to see what was going on.
"But.." Zechs voice soundly angrily, he was obviously close to either screaming or strangling his counterpart.
"No buts.. Oh! Who owns that darling cat?" Lady Une said as she walked in the room, with a sulking Zechs not far behind her.
"Me. Her name is Luna," Heero told Lady Une. She frowned. "Oh. May I hold her?" she said, with a fake smile.
"Er," Heero said, but Lady Une already had Luna in her arms. "Sweet kitty! Good kitty!" she said as she scratched Luna's back. Now, that was the one thing Luna HATED. She HATED it.
"MEEEEERRROOOW!" she yowled, jumping straight into the next pair of arms she saw, which happened to be Zechs'. "Oh," he said surprised, looking down at the cat he had just acquired. Luna looked up at her holder, and started blushing. 'Oh my!' she thought, but instead, 'mewed' pitifully.
"Aw! She's so cute!" Zechs said, scratching her behind the ears. "Meow!" she said, before she started purring. "Aw! Look Luna, when you decide you want to leave Heero – Come and live with me!" he drawled, not knowing she knew what he saying.
"Merow!" she said snuggling into his arms. Heero, Duo, Trowa, Quatre, Wufei, Sally, Noin and Lady Une just stared.
"I never knew you were an animal person, Zechs!" Wufei said surprised. "Yeah well.. Oh Heero? If you want your cat, she'll be in my office," he said with a smirk and left the room.
" Who would have thought?" drawled Trowa.
"Yeah. Who would have thought your cat would have a crush on the 'Prince'!" Quatre told Heero softly, with a grin.
"I thought she was into cats!" he whispered back.
"Yeah. I guess you never know. I mean – I thought you were into girls!"
***
"You were in MY RIVAL'S office for the WHOLE DAY!" hissed Heero, as he made his way to the park for a meeting with Quatre. Luna huffed. "Well – At least he cares about me! Unlike someone!" she hissed back.
"Dumb cat."
"Dumb human."
Heero rolled his eyes. "Hn. Hey! There's Quatre! And there's Wufei? OH SHIT!" he cursed, as he (with Luna in his arms) began running.
What the had seen, had been a tall, brown hared man, with his arm around Wufei's neck, obviously trying to do some permanent damage.
"Heero! Oh, thank god!" Quatre exclaimed, as they ran up. "What's going on?" Heero exclaimed, looking at Wufei. His eyes were closed, and he was having quite a bit of trouble breathing. "Well, we saw this strange man come out of nowhere! I told Wufei to get away, but he wouldn't, and then this man grabbed him! I wasn't sure what to do!" said Quatre, all in one breath.
The strange man raised a perfect eyebrow. "Look, if you MUST know, my name is Nephlyte, and I am one of the four, er – three Generals of the Nega- Verse. Not this 'strange man'!" he drawled, tightening his grip on Wufei.
"WUFEI!" Quatre exclaimed angrily.
"Look KIDS, can you tell me where to find a certain Sailor Moon and Sailor Mercury? I have a score to settle with them," Nephlyte told them, with a smirk.
"It looks like you found them!" Luna told them, leaping out of Heero's arms.
"A TALKING CAT?" exclaimed Nephlyte, and Wufei cracked one dark eye open – assessing the situation.
"Yeah – MOON PRISM POWER!"
"MERCURY POWER!"
***
Nephlyte dropped Wufei in surprise. "Kisama!" Wufei exclaimed as he hit the dirt. But Nephlyte paid no attention. "You're THE Sailor Moon, and THE Sailor Mercury? Bah! Pushover!" Nephlyte said, throwing his dark hair over his shoulders. Wufei looked up. "You're Sailor Moon and Mercury? And Luna can talk? WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SOMETHING!" he exclaimed, jumping up.
--Note: Gundam Wing characters can get oxygen in their brain as quickly as they lose it.--
"Because. Now come here and stand next to Luna," Heero told him. Surprisingly, Wufei complied. "Bring it on HAIR BOY!" yelled Quatre, stepping up next to Heero.
"HAIR BOY? I'LL GIVE YOU HAIR BOY!" Nephlyte snarled, as he threw a fireball.
"Bastard!" Heero snarled, grabbing onto his arm.
"It's Kisama Heero, not bastard," Wufei contracted.
"SHUT IT! OW!" Quatre snapped, as a fireball hit him.
"YOU WANT MORE? I'll give you more! YEEEEEEEHHHHHA!" Nephlyte yelled, as he let lose a fireball, twice the size of the other two.
"OW!" two voices exclaimed in unison.
***
"There is no JUSTICE! I have to help them!" yelled Wufei angrily, slamming his palms against the tree. Luna looked helpless.
"SAILOR MERCURY!" yelled Heero, as Nephlyte threw Quatre into the huge oak Wufei was leaning against.
"Quatre! Are you okay?" questioned Wufei, leaning down to help his friend.
Quatre blinked. "No," he murmured, pushing his blonde hair out of his eyes and sighing heavily. "I think I hurt my wrist – I can't use my 'Mercury Bubbles' in a hurry," Quatre told Wufei forlornly. Luna groaned, looking over at Heero.
He was still fighting Nephlyte, and wasn't fairing all that well either. "Were on earth is Tuxedo Mask when you need him?" she muttered, stating to pace.
Heero glared at Nephlyte. "That's it. MOON – MOTHER FUCKER – " Heero had exclaimed before Nephlyte decided to punch him in the face. Twice.
As they say, to each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction. The reaction was Heero kicked Nephlyte in the groin. Twice. "YYYEEEEEEEEOW!" squeaked Nephlyte, falling on his side and holding onto his.. Uh.. Lower reigns.
"When you mess with the best – You fall like the rest," drawled Heero, starting to walk back to the others. Wufei raised a perfect eyebrow. "That was unexpected," he said mildly.
"SAILOR MOON! LOOK OUT!" screamed Luna as Nephlyte got up from the ground, and threw a burning ball of fire at Heero. He made no sound, and just collapsed onto the ground.
"HEERO!" yelled Wufei, Quatre and Luna all looking at the heap on the ground. "I have to help them!" yelled Wufei, clenching his fists. "I have to help HEERO!" As he yelled this, a glowing red sigh appeared on his forehead. Luna blinked.
"Wufei! You are Sailor Mars! Take this and say 'MARS POWER!' Hurry!" Luna snapped, passing him the red transformation pen. Wufei snorted.
"MARS POWER!"
***
Hey, I have noticed one thing about this fic. Everyone is always screaming 'HEERO!' I don't remember putting a certain Peacecraft in this story..
"HEERO! SAVE ME!"
"NO! MOON TIARA MAGIC!"
"NNOOOOOOOOO!"
***
Wufei blinked rapidly. "No way.." he said, in shock.
"Yes way! The skirt shows of your wonderful thighs!" drawled Nephlyte, finding all of this incredibly amusing.
Wufei blinked again. "Thighs?" he questioned. "Thighs," agreed Nephlyte, smirking.
It suddenly dawned on Wufei. He was in a SKIRT! WITH BRIGHT RED HIGH HEELS!
"KISAMA! MOTHER FUCKING NATAKU! I AM IN A SKIRT! I AM NOT AN ONNA!" he screeched, dancing around and trying to prevent Nephlyte seeing up his skirt.
"Wufei? Please stop screeching! You already 'look' like an onna, you don't have to sound like one too!" Heero snapped wincing, as he had just regained consciousness.
Wufei glared coldly at him.
"You're wearing a skirt as well," he informed him.
Heero grinned, "Well, SAILOR MARS, my hair isn't hanging in my face like an 'onna'!"
"My hair?" he questioned.
Quatre sighed. "In case you haven't noticed, your hair is out," he told Wufei gently. Wufei blushed, putting his hands up to his head, to see if what they were saying was true.
"See? He, who speaks onna, looks onna," Heero told him, grinning. Wufei growled.
"HE, WHO SPEAKS WAS THE FIRST ONE OF US TO WEAR A SKIRT, AND HAS HE LEGS SPREAD WIDE APART, SHOWING US HIS UNDERWEAR—"
--Heero blushed considerably, and slammed his legs together, crossing them in the process—
"AND HE WHO THROWS A TIARA, CALLS ME A GIRL!" yelled Wufei, crossing his arms angrily.
Indeed, Wufei DID look very feminine. He was wearing the customary white leotard with a bright purple bow, which held a red pendant, a red skirt and red high heels, with a purple bow at his back. Like the other two, he had white elbow length gloves, except with red trimming. Around his neck was a red choker, and on his forehead was a golden tiara, with a blood red stone. All in all, including his hair, you might mistake him for a girl, except he had an incredibly flat chest.
"Look, Sailor Moon, Sailor Mercury, Black Cat and Sailor Bras, I mean Mars," Nephlyte started to say, but corrected himself when he got a murderous look from Wufei.
"Look Sailors', I have places to go, people to see, energy to suck. I don't want to waste my time hearing about Sailor Mars' feminine side. So, If you don't mind – I'll kill you now," Nephlyte said, finishing off his previous sentence.
"Get them scouts!" Luna yelled, as the three lined up in a battle stance.
"Threatening," Nephlyte said, rolling his dark Prussian eyes.
Quatre smirked then yelled, "I know.. MERCURY BUBBLES…. BLAST!"
Nephlyte growled. "I can't see a thing! It's like pea soup!" he yelled, turning around in every direction trying to see where they were.
"OVER HERE! MARS FIRE…. IGNITE!" yelled Wufei from his right, attacking for the first time with hot, burning flames.
"OH! YOU BASTARD! WAIT UNTILL I GET MY HANDS ON YOU!" screeched Nephlyte, running in circles as his brown locks caught on fire.
"Sailor Moon! Attack!" yelled Luna, from the sidelines.
"I know! What do you take me for? Wufei?" he asked, rolling his eyes.
"HEY!"
"Sorry! Sheesh! MOON TIARA… MAGIC!" he yelled, throwing his attack with pinpoint accuracy.
"OW! ZOICITE WILL GET YOU! MAMA MIA!" moaned Nephlyte, as he exploded.
"I didn't know he was Italian," Quatre said, surprised.
***
'They are getting better. Sailor Mars is an excellent addition,' thought Tuxedo Mask as he leaped down from the tree, and walked in the direction of his apartment.
***
"Well done Scouts!" Luna laughed, bounding up to Heero, and jumping into his arms. "Yeah. And Wufei makes three. Hey? How are you two going to keep Trowa and Duo from finding out?" Heero asked rubbing Luna's ears, causing her to purr.
Wufei turned to Quatre with a smirk.
"We will say we have become prostitutes," he said calmly.
"WUFEI!" Quatre exclaimed, blushing right to the tip of his boots.
"Quatre, remember, that's the type of thing an onna would say," Heero said, steeping back away from Wufei.
"YOU, HEERO YUY, ARE SAILOR KISAMA!"
1.2.1.1 TO BE CONTNUED… (Hopefully!)
"KISAMA TIARA…. MAGIC!" ^_^
Thanks again! (X2) Er – I realized I am being a little mean to Lady Une.. I have nothing against her! Just the way the story turned out!
Well, stay tuned for 'Jupiter's Thunder Crash!' I can see it now..
"Trowa! You're Sailor Jupiter! Repeat after me – JUPITER POWER!" yelled Luna, throwing Trowa the transformation pen.
"……… ………… !"
*sweatdrop*
I rest my case. Um – Chap.4 might take a little longer then the others to get posted – School starts on Thursday. Why we have to start on Thursday is beyond me. I mean, the weekend is on SATURDAY! *rants on* Kudos guys!
Tawny Dragon © - Don't you love that sign? Kawaii! ^_^