IMM BACK! same disclaimer, yadda yadda.

warnings: RELENA LOVERS BEWARE! relena shooting at the end nothing nasty. no like, no read, just clik the bak button on your computer.


KNOW YOUR STARS! HEERO YUY SPECIAL!

RP: Relena Peacecraft
HY= Heero Yuy
MV= Mysterious Voice

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MV: Know your stars! Heero Yuy
HY: Hi, Im Heero.
MV: Heero Yuy
HY: yahess?
MV: he sleeps in bunny pajamas, the kind with the feeties!
HY: No I dont! omae o korosu!
MV: Heero Yuy
HY: ::smiles diabolically:: [a/n...he looks sexy when he does that]
MV: His real name is Salline Juniper
HY: No its not! Its Odin Lowe!....::realizes mistake:: oops...i wasnt supposed to say that, sorry, you didnt hear a THING!
MV: Heero Yuy
HY: hn?
MV: he was valedictorian of his Ballet School
HV: NANI?! I'm perfect soldier boy, not perfect pirouette boy! [s/n sorry for all you who take ballet. this wasnt implied to you. my apologies if you were offended.]
MV: Heero Yuy
HY: whadda ya want toots? oh my god, im turning into Duo! aiieeee!
MV: He loves to go to bars..isnt he underage?
HY: BARS?? what the hell? you lie! I will not endanger myself with alcohol! [s/n slowly, heero is turning into Wufei too....]
MV: Heero Yuy
HY: can we get this done faster? i have to go to my "Lets Make Friends" luncheon in an hour.
MV: Had braces until he was 13
HY: nope, never had braces, not me!
MV: Heero Yuy
HY: I CANT TAKE THIS ANYMORE!
MV: he has fifty pairs of playboy thongs.
HY: no way! ::blushes:: i wear spandex! what do you think i wear? NOTHING! I WEAR NO UNDERWEAR!
Audience: O__O
HY: i said that out loud didnt i?
Audience: yep.
HY: oops...
MV: Now you know, Heero Yuy
HY: no YOU dont
MV: Yes we do
HY: NO YOU DONT!
MV: yes we do
HY: hey, where is this voice coming from?
MV: your head
HY: My head now?
MV: yes.
HY: well then , I am just gonna have to KILL myself wont I??
RP: NOO HEERO! YOU MUST KILL ME FIRST!
HY: welp, in that case
::BOOM::
Munchkins: ::singing:: DING DONG RELENA'S DEAD!
HY: mission accomplished.
-fin-
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hehe, not as good as the old one.....oh well, any suggestions on the next G-Boy to be tortured by yours truly?