This is my first Tenchi ficcy so if the characters are all OOC sorry

This is my first Tenchi ficcy so if the characters are all OOC sorry. Be warned it is Tenchi + Ayeka. It takes a few twists but will be a Tenchi + Ayeka. It is dedicated to SarahMc who is one of the best T+A fic writers. (Probably the best!)

            "Why you prissy little princess. You're gonna get it for that!"

            "Just try it. All you are is a monster. Nobody, let alone Tenchi, could love you!"

            "Sigh," this was the only thing Tenchi ever woke up to. Ryoko and Ayeka arguing. "Don't they ever take a day off or something? Sheesh. If I had a buck for every time they argue…." He was cut short.

            "Shut up! Fat chance Tenchi could ever like you. All you are is a stuck up snob who is just a spoilt little brat. You don't even need Tenchi. You have everything so go crawl into a hole and die!" guess who yelled. (For those of you who don't know it was Ryoko.)

            "I had better go out there before it gets nasty. It isn't exactly cheap patching up holes in the wall." Tenchi slid into a sitting down position on his bed and yawned while stretching his arms. Then he got up and walked out the door. No sooner had he taken one step out of the door when Ryoko jumped up and latched onto his arms.

            "Tenchi, tell stoopid Ayeka that yoo wuv me. Kay?" Ryoko said in a baby voice.

            "Ryoko! Get off Lord Tenchi at once. He does not love a worthless space monster like you!" Ayeka yelled at the top of her voice.

            "Well if he doesn't love me then how come he hasn't pushed me off him then?" Ryoko shouted back while Tenchi was furiously trying VERY  hard to push Ryoko off him. Ayeka just sweat drops and falls over.

She may be a girl but she's damn strong. Tenchi thought. "Ryoko! Get off me!" Tenchi wheezed while squirming for freedom. She was glomping him so hard he could barely breath.

"BREAKFAST IS READY!" Sasami shouted from the kitchen.     

"I'm saved," Tenchi runs down stairs and into the kitchen. Closely followed by Ryoko and Ayeka who were still looking at each other warily and angrily.

So breakfast began. As usual it wasn't really a meal, just a bunch of starved people scoffing down as much food as possible. Breakfast was pretty uneventful. Only Ryoko and Ayeka arguing over who got the last piece of bread, Mihoshi begging Kiyone if they could take the day of work so she could watch the last ever episode of 'Space Police Policeman' and Washu telling an uninterested Sasami about her newest invention, The Anti-Dis Combobulator 93047.497295

NARRATOR: So as usual at the end of breakfast Noboyuki went to work, Kashuito went back to the shrine, Tenchi went to work in the fields, Kiyone and a crying Mihoshi went on patrol, Ayeka and Sasami went to do their chores, Washu( 'HEY! Its Little Washu' 'oh sorry') Little Washu went to test her new invention and Ryoko…hey! Where is Ryoko?

ME: Hold on. I never hired a narrator. What are you doing here?

NARRATOR: Who cares? I'm here anyway (Leans on a table but knocks a vase off it which smashes on the floor)

ME: That's coming out of your pay you know!

NARRATOR: You're not paying me anyway!

ME: Exactly my point. Anyway, bye! (Presses a button and there's an explosion sending the narrator flying off into the distance. Ping!) On with the show.

Where was I? Oh yeah. Hey! Where is Ryoko?

"Hey Ayeka. I've got a plan," Ryoko whispers.

"Oh really. Well then, tell me your "plan" Miss Ryoko," Ayeka says back with a slight tone of curiosity in her voice. Ryoko leans over to Ayeka's ear.

" Inaudible whispers."

"My my Ryoko, that's a great plan. You aren't as dumb as you look."

"Thanks, I think. Well anyway, spread it around kay. We'll finally know…" She was cut short by Ayeka slapping her in the back of the head.

"Ryoko! You'll give the game away!"

"To who?"

"I dunno. But you shouldn't say it anyway, who knows if we're being watched?" Ayeka stated.

NARRATOR: And so Ryoko and Ayeka spread the plan around. Soon the whole Masaki household knew the plan, all except for Tenchi who was busily working in the field not knowing a thing about what he had in store for him when he got back. Who knows what the girls had in store for him. All will be revealed next…

ME: Hey! I thought I got rid of you!

NARRATOR: Well I'm back anyway.

ME: That's it. SECURITY! (Several large men walk on and drag the narrator off.

NARRATOR: Hey! You can't do this to me! I want my lawyeeeeeerrr……

ME: I can't believe he was trying to end it there! Anyway I better get on with the story.

  So Tenchi nonchalantly walked home. Half-expecting to hear the sounds of Ryoko and Ayeka arguing, when he didn't he was extremely relieved, yet slightly curious as to why the two hadn't found something to try and kill each other about... yet. So he opened the door and saw…

Sorry. I have to end it here because I need reviews and feedback to tell me whether this was good? Bad? Ugly? Please review. Anyway, if I don't get 3 reviews. No more chapters.