Due to not getting a chapter up in time I have decided to do a short interlude.
NARRATOR: For our first part of the
evening/day/morning/night (you choose) we will be having a few fights. First
up, Tenchi versus a horse.
JAMES BOND: Well we have a fine match up here, Tenchi versus a horse. For those of you who haven't caught on I am the commentator along with… Miss Anne Robinson from the weakest link.
ANNE: I must say you are the most pathetic loser at introductions. Watch how it's done. AHEM. You're watching no need for a short interlude and we are your commentators. First up, Tenchi versus a horse. And for anyone one not reading, you are the weakest link, goodbye.
JAMES: Ummm…. You're not meant to say goodbye we just started.
ANNE: Enough chit-chat, on with the show.
Tenchi steps in the ring with the horse, which has been herded in by a trained shepherd.
ANNE: Remember kids, don't try this at home, we are trained professionals and we know what we're doing.
JAMES: (whispers) well basically we just put Tenchi in the ring with a horse.
Tenchi then casually walks up to the horse without even taking out his sword. "hey little fella, how ya doing?" The horse suddenly turns his back to Tenchi and hits him with his hind legs…hard.
"AAAAARRRGGGHHHH MY RIBS!!!!" Tenchi yells then falls over clutching his chest.
JAMES: Oooh, big mistake there by the Mr.T there, the tench-man should have used his super sword to kill the excuse for a bull instead of letting it hurt him, never underestimate a farm animal my friends. If I was him I would have whipped out my PP7 and shot the big brown dog in the head.
ANNE: What's with all the nicknames? Anyway Tenchi was quite stupid to underestimate that fine horse. He's almost dead now.
The horse walks up to Tenchi's form on the floor and stands over him. The referee then jumps to the floor.
" ONE, TWO, THREE!!! The Winner, a horse!"
JAMES: WHAT AN UPSET! Tenchi was winning and had the horse on all-fours but the horse delivered that unsuspected kick to the ribs, his trademark move!
ANNE: That's it! I'm not working with this idiot anymore. (slams her hands down on the table, gets up and leaves)
JAMES: Well there you have it, the first fight!
Ummmm, I'll be dong some more on this topic for the next few chapters because I frankly can't be bothered to do some more for a while. C-ya then.