Hi. Yes that's right! IIIIIIMMMMMM BAAAAAAACK!!! Sorry, long story short I disappeared. Im sorry to keep you guys(and gals) waiting and thank you to any1 who ever gave me a good review. I've been inspired by u guys to continue writing!

Ps. I still think rodi is a twat, even though im stuck in his class for the rest of the school year.

Disclaimer: I don't own Tenchi nad all series to do with him or characters so SUE ME!!(not really)

Psagain. Sorry, but im still gonna write a few short interludes to keep you happy. You'll have to wate for the newt proper chapter.

CHARIZARD: ROAAAAAARRRRR RAAAHHHAAA(shoots fire into the air)

CHRIS: Hi I'm chris tarrant and this is Hotsuma vs a  big brown armoured bear! I'm you're presenter and here is my co-presenter charizard!

The crowd cheers

CHARIZARD:RRRRRAAAAAAAAAAA

CHRIS: is that your final answer.

 Charizard leaps up into the air and burns chris tarrant to a crisp, then flies of.

ME: umm, we need some new presenters. (light bulb appears above my head) how about you two!

HARRY POOTER: me? Really! I've never done presenting. But I guess I'll give it a shot. And just a point, you spelt my name wrong.

GANDALF: Shutup pooter, we'll do it.

POOTER: ok, but please stop calling me that.

GANDALF: Whiny brat, shutup.

POOTER: Oh look, it's the frikkin wizard of frikkin oz!

GANDALF: I'm warning you, be quiet or you'll be sorry.

POOTER: OOOH. Look at me, I'm scared! Wat you gonna do, be you're gay tin man on me? Or maybe I should follow the yellow brick road!

THE WIZARD OF OZ: Right, get him boys.

The tin man, a scarecrow and a little girl all jump on pooter and start beating him up

POOTER: Abra kadabra, shit its not working. AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!

Pooter is left in a bloody mess and taken of to hospital.

GANDALF: hey, good work, you should be the co-presenter!

THE WIZARD OF OZ: really, thanks.

NARRATOR: and they lived happily ever after.

ME: You again, if u don't fuck off im gonna kick you so hard there it will point inwards!!

NARRATOR: aaaaahhhhh(runs off screaming).

DING! DING!

Hotsuma and the bear circle the ring eyeing each other up and down.

HOTSUMA: Im gonna kick you're furry little ass you **********

IOREK BYRNISON: OH. Im scared. The guy with a manic leg disease is threatening me.

HOTSUMA: WHAT ARE YOU SAYIN ABOUT MY LEGS METAL HEAD?

IOREK: I suppose you've never seen you're self in a mirror, Those legs are about two inches.

GANDALF: ooh, the typical trash talk comin from both of them, this is really heatin up.

WIZARD OF OZ: hey, that sounded professional, nice one.

GANDALF: Thanks, you're pretty good you're self.

WIZARD OF OZ: really, I try!

Everyone sweatdrops and falls to the floor

Iorek pulls out a knife.

IOREK: Will showed me this one

He slashes the knife downwards into the air at hotsuma, then back up.

HOTSUMA: hahahah, you missed!

Hotsuma's arm falls off. then iorek magically disappears.

HOTSUMA: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH… hey, where'd you go?

A knife comes from the air behind hotsuma killing him.

WIZARD OF OZ: oooh, nice move used by iorek, the old "cut a hole into another dimension then reappear behind the enemy" trick.

GANDALF: That was good. Hey, get a load of this. YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!

Gandalf dramatically lifts his staff into the air and smashes it through the commentator's table in a blaze of anger. However the staff then hits the concrete floor and snaps in half.

GANDALF: my staff (runs off whimpering)

Hi, what do you think, give me feedback. For now, farewell.