PARODY OF "I'M A GENIE IN A BOTTLE"

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oh...

I feel like I've been banged 'till I'm not tight

From all of those thousands of drunk wild nights;

Waiting for someone

To bang me.

You're licking me and doing everything your way,

But as soon as I'm pregnant you won't stay;

Baby, baby, baby.

(Baby, baby, baby.)

Oh whoa...

My body's saying let's go.

Oh whoa...

Unless you give me money: no.



If you wanna sleep with me, baby, there's a price you pay.

I'm a skank with a beer bottle, you gotta rub me the right way.

If you wanna sleep with me, I can make your wish come true.

You gotta make a big income, I gotta like what you do.

I'm a skank with a beer bottle, baby.

Gotta rub me the right way, honey.

I'm a skank with a beer bottle, baby,

Come, come, come and let's get it on.

The bed's a-thumping and the lights' down low,

One more round and then we're good to go;

Waiting for someone

Who wants me.

My body's bouncing at the speed of light,

But then again this happens every night;

Baby, baby, baby.

(Baby, baby, baby)

Oh whoa...

My body's saying let's go.

Oh whoa...

Unless you give me money: no.

If you wanna sleep with me, baby, there's a price you pay.

I'm a skank with a beer bottle, you gotta rub me the right way.

If you wanna sleep with me, I can make your wish come true.

Come and and pay me in advance, and then I'll be with you.

I'm a skank with a beer bottle, baby.

Gotta rub me the right way, honey.

I'm a skank with a beer bottle, baby,

Come, come, come and let's get it on.

Oh whoa...

My body's saying let's go.

Oh whoa...

Unless you give me money: no.



If you wanna sleep with me, baby, there's a price you pay.

I'm a skank with a beer bottle; you gotta rub me the right way.

If you wanna sleep with me, I can make your wish come true.

You gotta make a big income, I gotta like what you do.



If you wanna be with me, baby, there's a price you pay.

I'm a genie in a bottle, you gotta rub me the right way.

If you wanna be with me, I can make your wish come true.

You gotta pay me in advance, and then I'll be with you.

I'm a skank with a beer bottle, baby,

Come, come, come and let's get it on.

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