Pocket-Bishonen isn't my idea, their Tokio's. And the characters aren't mine, there the creator's of the respected anime's. And … Well, the trainers are mine.. so leave them alone!

Lol

Volume 3 of "Catch that Bishonen!"

No need for The Bishie Force

"Um… is it possible for you and Talon to stop talking long enough to watch me?" Helios whined to Tioga. She looked back at him and raised her eyebrow.

"Watch you do what, Helios?" she sighed. He smiled and held out his hand. To everyone's amazement, a small fire appeared in the center of it. The fire then turned to an ice cube.

"Whoa, Helios!  That was great!" she said happily as she ran to him and battered him with kisses. Helios pushed her away and grinned.

"Yeah, I know." He said as he walked over to Lantis. "He taught me it."

Lantis blushed and scratched his hair. "It was nothing."

Gene, Mamoru, and Li shook their heads. "The young one's always get the praise." Mamoru muttered. Li nodded.

"Plus, that was her first bishie. She would baby him like that. She always does." He added.

Talon laughed. "I smell jealousy."

Li smirked. "I wonder where it's coming from."

They walked on, talking, laughing, and play-fighting, until Mamoru stopped. Li looked up at him.

"What is it, Mamoru?" he asked. Mamoru tilted his head.

"Something's up ahead… I sense danger…"

Helios, unaware of Mamoru's warnings, picked up a ball. "Hey Tioga, I found this bishie-ball… Do you want it?"

Talon took it from him and examined it. "This isn't a bishie-ball, Helios sweetie." She said absentmindedly as she continued to look at it. She held it up to her ear and heard it ticking. Worried, she handed it to Tioga.

Tioga sighed and looked it over. "Only one way to find out."

She threw it on the floor and everyone braised themselves for the explosion.

 -Nothing-

Tioga laughed. "See? Nothing to worry about. It's probably a giant acorn or something."

"Then why was it ticking?" Talon asked. Tioga shrugged.

"Dunno." She replied. "Maybe it's a bomb."

They all looked at each other, then at the ball. "Nah.."

Suddenly, the ball exploded with a strange, thick blue gas. Both the trainers and their bishonen coughed and closed their eyes. The fog began to clear, and they all looked around.

"What was that?!" Gene asked. Lantis looked up.

"And who are they?" he asked, pointing to two people standing in front of them.

…

""Prepare for havoc!" the girl shouted. (Think, Team Rocket)

"And without the magic." The boy said, his voice sounding slow and dumb. Li laughed. The girl moved her long, blonde hair out of her eyes and scowled.

"Can you keep your Li shut 'till we finish?!" she shouted. Li stuck out his tongue, but kept quiet.

"Anyway," the girl sighed. "To steal all the bishie's, day or night."

"We'll roam the world, picking fights."

"To do away with love and trust."

"To make all the bishie's ours is a must!"

"Anne." The girl said proudly.

"Adam." The boy said with a smirk.

"Bishie Force, capture all or none!" They said in unison. "When all of them are ours, the jobs done!"

They posed.

"Ha ha! That's right!" An Izzy said as he fell from the sky.

"Where'd he come from?" Gene asked Mamoru.

Tioga clapped. "Well done you guys. That was… entertaining."

"Don't you mean… retarded?" Talon mumbled. Lantis snickered.

"Now you have to excuse us," Tioga continued, a grin pasted on her face. "We're on a schedule and we need to be in Violet City by sundown." She turned to Talon. "Let's go."

Anne laughed. "Sorry, but you must not understand. We want your bishie's, and we're gonna have them. So stand aside, and let's do this without a fight."

Gene scoffed. "You must be joking."

Adam crossed his arms. "Well, you see, this all started out as a joke…"

"Shut up, Adam!" Anne growled. She turned back to the group. "Hand over your bishonen or else!"

"Or else what, you old, gray, dirty hag!" Tioga challenged. Flames flared in Anne's eyes.

"Old?" she said softly. "OLD?!" she said louder. "How dare you! GO IZZY!"

The Izzy jumped out and glared at the bunch. "Who's of you's is man enough to go against me?"

All five bishonen stepped into the clearance. Izzy gulped and looked back at Anne.

"Um.. this isn't a good thing, Anne…" he mumbled. She glared at him.

"Disk throw!" she called. Head down, Izzy took out his disks and began launching them. Of course, because he wasn't looking, none of them hit their targets, but instead hit the trees. One of them hit a branch and bounced back onto Adam's head.

"Ow!" he screamed. He sat down and began crying.

Talon and Tioga were hysterically laughing. "So this… " Tioga stammered while holding her sides. "This is… the Bishie Force?!"

"It's more like the Screw-up Crew!" Helios said as he began laughing as well. Anne stomped her foot angrily.

"You dare laugh at us?! Come on Adam. Let's go. We'll get these twerps next time."

She dragged Adam by the collar into the forest, past the five bishie's that were rolling on the floor with laughter.

"Hey Anne! Wait up!" Izzy cried as he ran off after them.

"Well, we defeated them without even trying. Three cheers for us!" Tioga said happily.

"Hip Hip Hurray!"

They all laughed and continued walking. Talon shook her head.

"I hope we never have to see them again." She said. Lantis pointed up.

"Hey Mistress Talon, you might want to look at that." He whispered. She looked up and gasped.

"I always wanted one…" she murmured. Tioga raised her head and took out her bishie-dex.

"Searching… bishonen…

Duo the pilot bishonen- Outgoing, loud, and funny, these bishonen love to cook and have an easy going nature. Wears his hair in a French braid and usually can be found testing new weapons.

His element: Metal."

"Go Mamoru!" she called. Mamoru stepped out and the Duo looked at him.

"Come on, Duo. Let's do this without a big fight." Mamoru said softly.

The Duo laughed and ran to do violence to him instead. Mamoru leaped up and dodged his vicious attacks.

"Mamoru, rose pin!" she ordered. Mamoru threw long stemmed red roses at Duo and pinned him to a tree.

"Bishie-ball, go!" she said as she threw it. Duo cried in protest as he disappeared into the ball. It moved, bounced, and wiggled as the trainers and their bishie's looked in anticipation.

…

The ball clicked and fell silent.

Talon jumped up and down. "I caught him! I caught him! YAY!"

^.^

Tioga ran over and picked up Talon's Duo-ball. "Here ya go, Talon. Your brand new Duo." She handed Talon the ball. "Congrad's on your capture, girlfriend."

Talon winked. "Just another day as a trainer." She said happily.

She put the Duo-ball in her small black knapsack and jumped on Gene's back. "Onward Gene! The journey continues!"

Li and Helios chuckled. Mamoru, proud of his capture, grew to level 4. Lantis followed the pack, once again bringing up the rear. Tioga skipped past Gene and Talon.

"Can't keep up!" she shouted over her shoulder. Gene ran and together they raced ahead as the last of the sun trickled happily over the peaceful scene.

~Meanwhile…~

"You ruined everything, Adam you cry-baby!" Anne screeched as she paced back and forth. "We could'a nailed those twerps if you hadn't of started crying and tellin' our plans!"

"Don't blame me, ANNE. You're the one that got all scary actin' and weird on us. We'll never get those bishonen if you listen to every little thing people say." He retorted. "Besides, you are older then any of us…"

Anne glared at him.

"Listen you two! I have an idea that's SURE to work." Izzy called from his laptop.

Anne looked over to him. "What do ya got, Izzy?"

"Well, if we…" he went on to explain his top secret, sure-to-work plan to capture the groups bishie's.

Adam nodded when he was finished. "That sounds like a plan, Anne."

Anne grinned wickedly. "Yea Adam… that sound like the perfect plan." She sat down and began to laugh. "I'll show you OLD you dumb brat!"

Adam looked at her, then looked at Izzy and sighed.

"Here we go again." They mumbled in unison. They closed their eyes and sweat-dropped as Anne's laughter got louder and  more wickedly annoying.