A/N: OMG!! Thanks for the reviews!! Wow! OK, here's Chapter Two starring Kel! I tried not to make her as dumbasstical (thanks, Lady Katrina! Love the word!) as Jon, though.
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Eliza: Hello. I am ELIZA. How can I help you?
Kel: Hi, Eliza, my name is Sir Keldadry of Mindelan.
Eliza: I have told you before, I do not care about names.
Kel: Um...I've never spoken to you before.
Eliza: Oh, i before.
Kel: Right...Well, anyway, I've come to ask for counseling. My king sent me. I have no idea how a computer is supposed to help me.
Eliza: Why do you mention computers?
Kel: Because you are one.
Eliza: Do any other reasons not come to mind?
Kel: No. Can you help me with my problems?
Eliza: Why do you say your problems?
Kel: Because they are problems. I don't know which of my guy friends should be my boyfriend.
Eliza: Why do you say your guy friends should be your boyfriend?
Kel: No, no. ONE of my friends. ONE. Not all of them.
Eliza: Why do you say your friends one not all of them?
Kel: Maybe I should just tell you my problems.
Eliza: Why do you say your problems?
Kel: You said that already.
Eliza: Oh, i said that already.
Kel: Yes.
Eliza: You are sure?
Kel: Positive.
Eliza: Please go on.
Kel: OK, I will. Cleon's my current B/F, but he's really sappy and getting kinda annoying. I had a crush on Neal a while ago, and most people want me to get with him, but he's Yuki's now. And Dom is very hot and I have a crush on him, but he flirts with everyone and I don't know if he likes me. Can you tell me which one I should pick?
Eliza: Do you wish that he likes you can i tell you which one you should pick?
Kel: What? Yeah...I guess...
Eliza: Does that question interest you?
Kel: Yes.
Eliza: You are sure?
Kel: You're getting kind of annoying. Can you just answer my question?
Eliza: Why do you say your question?
Kel: You know what? You're pretty stupid. WHY am I even asking for counseling from you anyway?
Eliza: Oh, i anyway.
Kel: I should have known that ANYTHING Dumbass Jon reccommended would be stupid.
Eliza: Can you elaborate on that?
Kel: Yes, I can. How about this: You've been NO help whatsoever so goodbye! *exits*
Eliza: You are sure?
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As always, R&R. Oh, and I might not be updating for a while, as I know several people who will be after my blood if I don't update my outtakes. I'm working HARD on COM ones, never fear.
~Miri
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Eliza: Hello. I am ELIZA. How can I help you?
Kel: Hi, Eliza, my name is Sir Keldadry of Mindelan.
Eliza: I have told you before, I do not care about names.
Kel: Um...I've never spoken to you before.
Eliza: Oh, i before.
Kel: Right...Well, anyway, I've come to ask for counseling. My king sent me. I have no idea how a computer is supposed to help me.
Eliza: Why do you mention computers?
Kel: Because you are one.
Eliza: Do any other reasons not come to mind?
Kel: No. Can you help me with my problems?
Eliza: Why do you say your problems?
Kel: Because they are problems. I don't know which of my guy friends should be my boyfriend.
Eliza: Why do you say your guy friends should be your boyfriend?
Kel: No, no. ONE of my friends. ONE. Not all of them.
Eliza: Why do you say your friends one not all of them?
Kel: Maybe I should just tell you my problems.
Eliza: Why do you say your problems?
Kel: You said that already.
Eliza: Oh, i said that already.
Kel: Yes.
Eliza: You are sure?
Kel: Positive.
Eliza: Please go on.
Kel: OK, I will. Cleon's my current B/F, but he's really sappy and getting kinda annoying. I had a crush on Neal a while ago, and most people want me to get with him, but he's Yuki's now. And Dom is very hot and I have a crush on him, but he flirts with everyone and I don't know if he likes me. Can you tell me which one I should pick?
Eliza: Do you wish that he likes you can i tell you which one you should pick?
Kel: What? Yeah...I guess...
Eliza: Does that question interest you?
Kel: Yes.
Eliza: You are sure?
Kel: You're getting kind of annoying. Can you just answer my question?
Eliza: Why do you say your question?
Kel: You know what? You're pretty stupid. WHY am I even asking for counseling from you anyway?
Eliza: Oh, i anyway.
Kel: I should have known that ANYTHING Dumbass Jon reccommended would be stupid.
Eliza: Can you elaborate on that?
Kel: Yes, I can. How about this: You've been NO help whatsoever so goodbye! *exits*
Eliza: You are sure?
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As always, R&R. Oh, and I might not be updating for a while, as I know several people who will be after my blood if I don't update my outtakes. I'm working HARD on COM ones, never fear.
~Miri