A.N.—I got this idea from a shirt with carrots on it—don't ask
The Story About Wally
"Mwhahahaha! We will avenge our lost comrades and kill all the rabbits! Yeah!" yelled Wally.
"Yeah!" yelled all his soldiers. "Let's kill the killer rabbits!" So they marched off behind their green-haired leader off to meet their doom, for no one could defeat the killer rabbits of…SPAMALOT! These killers had been ruling the earth for as long as Wally and his followers knew. *a.n.- which wasn't really very long but- *whap* okay I'll shut up*
Rumors spread among the troops.
"I heard the rabbits have grown weak and slow."
"I heard they lost all their teeth."
"Don't be stupid. That could never happen. Unless, of course, they forgot their toothbrush…"
"STOP ALL THIS NONSENSE!" roared Wally. "WE WILL CRUSH THE RABBITS ONCE AND FOR ALL! MWHAHAHAHA!" As he said this, the army arrived at the gates of Spamalot * lovely name doncha think? *. The rabbit guards ran for reinforcements while Wally's troops began the attack. Suddenly, rabbits came from all directions! However, the rabbits were at a great advantage. They had claws and sharp pointy teeth * holds up two fingers like fangs—Monty Python and the Holy Grail * while Wally's troops had only pointed sticks. It was all they could find, living in the ground. The soldiers put up a tremendous fight *for them *. However, all the soldiers perished, and these were said to be Wally's last words:
"Never give up hope! Our kind will rule the earth someday! Not today, but someday!"
These were the last words of Wally, Lord of the Carrots, before he passed on to Carrot Heaven. * or just through a rabbit's digestive system! teeheehee! *
Pretty stupid, ey? Tough beans if ya think its stupid cuz I think its hilarious! Mwhahahahahaha!!!!!!
The Story About Wally
"Mwhahahaha! We will avenge our lost comrades and kill all the rabbits! Yeah!" yelled Wally.
"Yeah!" yelled all his soldiers. "Let's kill the killer rabbits!" So they marched off behind their green-haired leader off to meet their doom, for no one could defeat the killer rabbits of…SPAMALOT! These killers had been ruling the earth for as long as Wally and his followers knew. *a.n.- which wasn't really very long but- *whap* okay I'll shut up*
Rumors spread among the troops.
"I heard the rabbits have grown weak and slow."
"I heard they lost all their teeth."
"Don't be stupid. That could never happen. Unless, of course, they forgot their toothbrush…"
"STOP ALL THIS NONSENSE!" roared Wally. "WE WILL CRUSH THE RABBITS ONCE AND FOR ALL! MWHAHAHAHA!" As he said this, the army arrived at the gates of Spamalot * lovely name doncha think? *. The rabbit guards ran for reinforcements while Wally's troops began the attack. Suddenly, rabbits came from all directions! However, the rabbits were at a great advantage. They had claws and sharp pointy teeth * holds up two fingers like fangs—Monty Python and the Holy Grail * while Wally's troops had only pointed sticks. It was all they could find, living in the ground. The soldiers put up a tremendous fight *for them *. However, all the soldiers perished, and these were said to be Wally's last words:
"Never give up hope! Our kind will rule the earth someday! Not today, but someday!"
These were the last words of Wally, Lord of the Carrots, before he passed on to Carrot Heaven. * or just through a rabbit's digestive system! teeheehee! *
Pretty stupid, ey? Tough beans if ya think its stupid cuz I think its hilarious! Mwhahahahahaha!!!!!!