Disclaimer: Ok, ok, I do not own Harry Potter in any way!
AN: This is a little thing where the Harry Potter book characters see the Harry Potter movie with real people in a movie theatre!
Scene: Harry Potter book characters walk into the movie theatre and sit down though Ron jumps up quickly because he realizes he has just sat in gum. But he jumps up so quickly that the crazed Harry Potter fans start yelling for them to sit down and started pelting them with popcorn!
Ron: "Well, I say! These here muggles sure are grouchy about there movies! Lucky it is so dark in here and they can not see us!"
Suddenly the lights switch on
Ron: "Hey, what happened!"
Hermione: "Sorry, it was a bit dark in here and I need to see so I can read my book. Our report is due tomorrow in Charms you know!"
Another crazed Harry Potter fan tries to tackle Hermione because she turned on the lights in the movie/ 5 minutes later the lights are OFF, but Hermione's head is swollen and she is NOT reading
So the movie hasn't started yet and the little pre-commercials are playing/ the one comes on that shows the burger and popcorn and fries and coke
Harry: "See, Hermione and Ron, that is a bur-gersounds it out slowlythat is what makes you fat. Dudley ate one of those every single day and look how he turned out! Harry hears a grunt and turns to see a huge guy sitting there with a burger and fries/ 10 minutes later Harry sits with a broken arm
Now the commercials really start and the sound starts really loud which makes Ron jump 10 feet out of his chair!
Ron: starts being hysteric cause the movie won't start and all the people are so weird and grouchy "If this dumb movie doesn't start soon I'll… faints from all the excitement and misery
The movie finally starts but Ron is unconscious
Harry: Sees Daniel Radcliff and sighs "I can not seriously believed that he could play me! And look at that scar. It is on my forehead in the middle not side. And his hair, mine is much better! But hey, I have to hand it to them when they caught Dudley in that cage. They should have done that in the book!"
Hermione: "Well, the snake cage was quite immature though Dudley deserved it! But, what if he had been hurt…"
Ron: pops awake long enough to talk "For heaven's sake Hermione, Dudley could kill Harry and you'd still worry about him! Goes back unconscious"
Harry: "And did you see McGonogall!?! Her wrinkles are way worse then the book!"
Hermione: "What an awful thing to say! Why she must have worked hard on this little reenactment! Besides, she seems just as hard working as the book one…"
Harry: "Man Hermione, you would probably say that Draco Malfoy didn't seem so bad this time!"
Hermione: "Well…"
Harry: "You know what, I do not even want to hear it! Gets up to use the restroom but forgets this is a movie theatre and trips over the first person and when Hermione helps him up his nose is a bloody mess
Hermione jumps to her feet only to realize Ron is there so she steps on his face
Ron: "Gee Hermione, what did you have to do that for?"
Hermione: starts giggling because Ron had a black shoe-mark over his face "Ron, your, your… Gets cut off because security guards are swarming over them trying to take them out of theatre
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~10 minutes later~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
All sit outside the theatre with some kind of bruise and bandage on them
Ron: "You know what guys? I think I hate the movie theatre!"
Meanwhile: Some muggle found Hermione's charms book and is now wondering what kind of weirdo would carry this book around????
Note: Well, read and review as always! Check out my other stuff too!
AN: This is a little thing where the Harry Potter book characters see the Harry Potter movie with real people in a movie theatre!
Scene: Harry Potter book characters walk into the movie theatre and sit down though Ron jumps up quickly because he realizes he has just sat in gum. But he jumps up so quickly that the crazed Harry Potter fans start yelling for them to sit down and started pelting them with popcorn!
Ron: "Well, I say! These here muggles sure are grouchy about there movies! Lucky it is so dark in here and they can not see us!"
Suddenly the lights switch on
Ron: "Hey, what happened!"
Hermione: "Sorry, it was a bit dark in here and I need to see so I can read my book. Our report is due tomorrow in Charms you know!"
Another crazed Harry Potter fan tries to tackle Hermione because she turned on the lights in the movie/ 5 minutes later the lights are OFF, but Hermione's head is swollen and she is NOT reading
So the movie hasn't started yet and the little pre-commercials are playing/ the one comes on that shows the burger and popcorn and fries and coke
Harry: "See, Hermione and Ron, that is a bur-gersounds it out slowlythat is what makes you fat. Dudley ate one of those every single day and look how he turned out! Harry hears a grunt and turns to see a huge guy sitting there with a burger and fries/ 10 minutes later Harry sits with a broken arm
Now the commercials really start and the sound starts really loud which makes Ron jump 10 feet out of his chair!
Ron: starts being hysteric cause the movie won't start and all the people are so weird and grouchy "If this dumb movie doesn't start soon I'll… faints from all the excitement and misery
The movie finally starts but Ron is unconscious
Harry: Sees Daniel Radcliff and sighs "I can not seriously believed that he could play me! And look at that scar. It is on my forehead in the middle not side. And his hair, mine is much better! But hey, I have to hand it to them when they caught Dudley in that cage. They should have done that in the book!"
Hermione: "Well, the snake cage was quite immature though Dudley deserved it! But, what if he had been hurt…"
Ron: pops awake long enough to talk "For heaven's sake Hermione, Dudley could kill Harry and you'd still worry about him! Goes back unconscious"
Harry: "And did you see McGonogall!?! Her wrinkles are way worse then the book!"
Hermione: "What an awful thing to say! Why she must have worked hard on this little reenactment! Besides, she seems just as hard working as the book one…"
Harry: "Man Hermione, you would probably say that Draco Malfoy didn't seem so bad this time!"
Hermione: "Well…"
Harry: "You know what, I do not even want to hear it! Gets up to use the restroom but forgets this is a movie theatre and trips over the first person and when Hermione helps him up his nose is a bloody mess
Hermione jumps to her feet only to realize Ron is there so she steps on his face
Ron: "Gee Hermione, what did you have to do that for?"
Hermione: starts giggling because Ron had a black shoe-mark over his face "Ron, your, your… Gets cut off because security guards are swarming over them trying to take them out of theatre
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~10 minutes later~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
All sit outside the theatre with some kind of bruise and bandage on them
Ron: "You know what guys? I think I hate the movie theatre!"
Meanwhile: Some muggle found Hermione's charms book and is now wondering what kind of weirdo would carry this book around????
Note: Well, read and review as always! Check out my other stuff too!