Chapter Nine: D.K…Donkey Kong Is Here!
On a small island, a group of apes inhabit the jungles, living off Bananas and Coconuts. These gorillas were not the ordinary kind. They were civilized, and were know throughout the island. The one that leaded them was known by DK. His full name was Sir Donkey Kong the First. Okay, it was just Donkey Kong, but you can't blame a narrator to try to spice up a story. Anyway, this story takes place at DK's mansion…okay, okay, DK's pad. Still trying to make it interesting…Did I mention ghosts roamed the island and he has to catch them all to compete in the league for rule over….didn't buy that? I figured you wouldn't. What about…
"Hey, narrator. Just shut your mouth and let's get on with my story."
1 Sorry DK…*did I mention he's a knight from the long lost empire of…*
"I got a coconut gun that can fire in bursts, and I'm gonna shoot ya where the most it will hurt!"
Eeep! I'll be quiet.
"Good! Hi, my name's DK. And this here is my pad." DK's pad was not very big, and it was rather messy. The floor was covered with pineapple shells and banana peels. The refrigerator door was fully open also filled with banana peels. Two hammocks swung from the ceiling…also filled with banana peels. DK looked around his pad, "So it needs some spring cleaning. I would do it, but technically it is still winter."
"Yo, DK, where are you? Cranky is looking for you. He said something about a new potion."
"Sounds like I got another adventure to go on, I guess I better turn this back into third person before everyone thinks I'm crazy." DK ran to the outside of his pad and flung open the swinging doors. He looked down to see his good friend Diddy Kong. "Hi there, Diddy. So what's this I heard about a new potion?"
Diddy Kong shouted, "He says with this potion, you'll be so strong, you won't need a gun to hurt people."
"Hey! I happen to like it. It can render enemies unconscious and it's a great way to open up coconuts."
"He knew you were going to say that so he said if you don't do that, then you have to clean up your pad."
Donkey Kong looked back at his pad, at all the work it needed. He looked back and forth between his pad and Diddy. He then jumped from the top of the pad balcony and spun himself rapidly, gently floating toward the ground. He looked at his little friend, "Lead the way, Diddy." They raced off deeper into the woods where a shack lay. Cranky's Lab was the best place for new potions for new moves. These moves in the past have helped DK defeat the evil K. Rule. Donkey Kong opened the door and a monkey with a long white beard came out from behind a table. He stood close to Donkey Kong and stared at him. He then smacked him in the face, "Owww! That hurt my nose."
"You will clean up your place when you get back. Now, down to business," said Cranky walking toward his table, "I have a new potion that will increase your strength. You will become five times stronger than you are now…"
"FIVE TIMES!?!?! That's awesome! I can smash those coconuts open with ease," Donkey Kong thought to himself.
Cranky smacked Donkey Kong in the nose again, "Do not interrupt me while I'm talking."
Donkey Kong held onto his nose, "No fair! Watch the nose. It really hurts now. It better now be damaged because I'm seeing Candy tonight."
"Back to potion…this potion will increase your strength making your coconut gun look like a water pistol. The price is that you clean your pad AND pay me fifty-nine coins," said Cranky as he held up the elixir in front of Donkey Kong's eyes.
Donkey Kong's eyes bulged out from his head, "Fifty-nine coins!?!? That's all my coins…I'll take it," replied Donkey Kong as he threw the coins on the table and grabbed the bottle from Cranky. He gulped down the elixir and wiped off his mouth with his left arm. He then threw the empty beaker into a wall smashing it into little pieces.
Cranky Placed his hands on his head, "You always break something when you get here, leave before you break anything else." DK looked at his hands and then grasped them making a fist. He tried his strongest punch and it knocked the front door flying, "AAAAHHHHH!!! Get out you oathy ape!!" DK then slammed the ground with his hands, causing glass test tubes to break around him, "AAAAHHHHH!!! My precious experiments!" Donkey Kong then made a huge clap upward, sending a shockwave destroying more glass, "GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT!!!" Cranky ran up to DK to smach him just as he was doing his head smash. DK's head smash broke the floor sending them falling from the tree laboratory. Cranky was badly hurt from the DK head butt that his whole body was implanted in the ground with only his head sticking up. What little was left of the laboratory were scattered all around DK, Diddy, and the half buried Cranky. Most of it was broken. Glass shards and pieces of splinted wood covered the ground. Donkey Kong looked down at Cranky, "I'm so sorry about that Crank…" DK was interrupted by Cranky's hand, which he managed to get free from the ground, as it landed right on top of DK's nose. As DK held his nose, Cranky pulled himself up from out of the ground, "See if I ever make you potions again!" Cranky was so enraged that he pulled out a large bazooka, "Get off my property!" He fired and out from the bazooka came a large fire of crystal coconuts that exploded on impact.
DK rolled out of the way of one of the shots. When he stood up he picked up Diddy and ran as fast as he could, "Let's get out of here, little buddy!" DK ran back all the way to his pad. DK placed Diddy down on the ground and franticly looked for a mirror. He carefully inspected his nose, "Phew! Nothing damaged." DK smelled his armpit, "Man, I stink from that last sprint! I gotta get ready to meet Candy. DK ran into the bathroom slamming the door behind him. A few seconds later he opened it up, dropping on the floor a huge pile of banana peels that were in the bathroom, "Maybe I should clean up the pad sometime soon."
Near the island's tallest mountain was a large waterfall that emptied out into a huge lake. The area around it was covered with a diversity of plants, making it the ideal spot for a date. Donkey Kong enters the scene carrying a table and a basket. His hair is slicked back and he is wearing a tie. This tie is special because Candy gave it to him on their fourth date. The tie was red and on it in yellow print were two letters: DK. As DK began to set up the table, a vortex opened up and out came two large hands. DK was too busy setting up the table to notice them; he had neatly placed a red tablecloth on it and began to set up a candle. The Crazy Hand floated behind him and pointed his fingers like a gun, "The jig is up, Donkey Kong." As Donkey Kong turned around, the Crazy Hand fired three blasts, sending DK flying into the table, crushing the work he just did. As DK went to counterattack, the Master Hand flew downward onto DK with full force, sending DK airborne once more, this time into the Crazy hands clutches. The two hands raced into the vortex with their new captive. A few seconds later, Candy walked into the scene, wearing a nice dress. She looked around, and did not see DK. She sat down on a rock and waited for him. Five minutes later she got up mad, "He probably forgot again, that hairy ape!"
{Just a few more characters to go. Yoshi's Story is told in chapter ten.}
On a small island, a group of apes inhabit the jungles, living off Bananas and Coconuts. These gorillas were not the ordinary kind. They were civilized, and were know throughout the island. The one that leaded them was known by DK. His full name was Sir Donkey Kong the First. Okay, it was just Donkey Kong, but you can't blame a narrator to try to spice up a story. Anyway, this story takes place at DK's mansion…okay, okay, DK's pad. Still trying to make it interesting…Did I mention ghosts roamed the island and he has to catch them all to compete in the league for rule over….didn't buy that? I figured you wouldn't. What about…
"Hey, narrator. Just shut your mouth and let's get on with my story."
1 Sorry DK…*did I mention he's a knight from the long lost empire of…*
"I got a coconut gun that can fire in bursts, and I'm gonna shoot ya where the most it will hurt!"
Eeep! I'll be quiet.
"Good! Hi, my name's DK. And this here is my pad." DK's pad was not very big, and it was rather messy. The floor was covered with pineapple shells and banana peels. The refrigerator door was fully open also filled with banana peels. Two hammocks swung from the ceiling…also filled with banana peels. DK looked around his pad, "So it needs some spring cleaning. I would do it, but technically it is still winter."
"Yo, DK, where are you? Cranky is looking for you. He said something about a new potion."
"Sounds like I got another adventure to go on, I guess I better turn this back into third person before everyone thinks I'm crazy." DK ran to the outside of his pad and flung open the swinging doors. He looked down to see his good friend Diddy Kong. "Hi there, Diddy. So what's this I heard about a new potion?"
Diddy Kong shouted, "He says with this potion, you'll be so strong, you won't need a gun to hurt people."
"Hey! I happen to like it. It can render enemies unconscious and it's a great way to open up coconuts."
"He knew you were going to say that so he said if you don't do that, then you have to clean up your pad."
Donkey Kong looked back at his pad, at all the work it needed. He looked back and forth between his pad and Diddy. He then jumped from the top of the pad balcony and spun himself rapidly, gently floating toward the ground. He looked at his little friend, "Lead the way, Diddy." They raced off deeper into the woods where a shack lay. Cranky's Lab was the best place for new potions for new moves. These moves in the past have helped DK defeat the evil K. Rule. Donkey Kong opened the door and a monkey with a long white beard came out from behind a table. He stood close to Donkey Kong and stared at him. He then smacked him in the face, "Owww! That hurt my nose."
"You will clean up your place when you get back. Now, down to business," said Cranky walking toward his table, "I have a new potion that will increase your strength. You will become five times stronger than you are now…"
"FIVE TIMES!?!?! That's awesome! I can smash those coconuts open with ease," Donkey Kong thought to himself.
Cranky smacked Donkey Kong in the nose again, "Do not interrupt me while I'm talking."
Donkey Kong held onto his nose, "No fair! Watch the nose. It really hurts now. It better now be damaged because I'm seeing Candy tonight."
"Back to potion…this potion will increase your strength making your coconut gun look like a water pistol. The price is that you clean your pad AND pay me fifty-nine coins," said Cranky as he held up the elixir in front of Donkey Kong's eyes.
Donkey Kong's eyes bulged out from his head, "Fifty-nine coins!?!? That's all my coins…I'll take it," replied Donkey Kong as he threw the coins on the table and grabbed the bottle from Cranky. He gulped down the elixir and wiped off his mouth with his left arm. He then threw the empty beaker into a wall smashing it into little pieces.
Cranky Placed his hands on his head, "You always break something when you get here, leave before you break anything else." DK looked at his hands and then grasped them making a fist. He tried his strongest punch and it knocked the front door flying, "AAAAHHHHH!!! Get out you oathy ape!!" DK then slammed the ground with his hands, causing glass test tubes to break around him, "AAAAHHHHH!!! My precious experiments!" Donkey Kong then made a huge clap upward, sending a shockwave destroying more glass, "GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT!!!" Cranky ran up to DK to smach him just as he was doing his head smash. DK's head smash broke the floor sending them falling from the tree laboratory. Cranky was badly hurt from the DK head butt that his whole body was implanted in the ground with only his head sticking up. What little was left of the laboratory were scattered all around DK, Diddy, and the half buried Cranky. Most of it was broken. Glass shards and pieces of splinted wood covered the ground. Donkey Kong looked down at Cranky, "I'm so sorry about that Crank…" DK was interrupted by Cranky's hand, which he managed to get free from the ground, as it landed right on top of DK's nose. As DK held his nose, Cranky pulled himself up from out of the ground, "See if I ever make you potions again!" Cranky was so enraged that he pulled out a large bazooka, "Get off my property!" He fired and out from the bazooka came a large fire of crystal coconuts that exploded on impact.
DK rolled out of the way of one of the shots. When he stood up he picked up Diddy and ran as fast as he could, "Let's get out of here, little buddy!" DK ran back all the way to his pad. DK placed Diddy down on the ground and franticly looked for a mirror. He carefully inspected his nose, "Phew! Nothing damaged." DK smelled his armpit, "Man, I stink from that last sprint! I gotta get ready to meet Candy. DK ran into the bathroom slamming the door behind him. A few seconds later he opened it up, dropping on the floor a huge pile of banana peels that were in the bathroom, "Maybe I should clean up the pad sometime soon."
Near the island's tallest mountain was a large waterfall that emptied out into a huge lake. The area around it was covered with a diversity of plants, making it the ideal spot for a date. Donkey Kong enters the scene carrying a table and a basket. His hair is slicked back and he is wearing a tie. This tie is special because Candy gave it to him on their fourth date. The tie was red and on it in yellow print were two letters: DK. As DK began to set up the table, a vortex opened up and out came two large hands. DK was too busy setting up the table to notice them; he had neatly placed a red tablecloth on it and began to set up a candle. The Crazy Hand floated behind him and pointed his fingers like a gun, "The jig is up, Donkey Kong." As Donkey Kong turned around, the Crazy Hand fired three blasts, sending DK flying into the table, crushing the work he just did. As DK went to counterattack, the Master Hand flew downward onto DK with full force, sending DK airborne once more, this time into the Crazy hands clutches. The two hands raced into the vortex with their new captive. A few seconds later, Candy walked into the scene, wearing a nice dress. She looked around, and did not see DK. She sat down on a rock and waited for him. Five minutes later she got up mad, "He probably forgot again, that hairy ape!"
{Just a few more characters to go. Yoshi's Story is told in chapter ten.}