Chapter 13:Calvary has Arrived
On a planet called Brinstar, a young warrior in armor was battling a statue made of molten rock. The warrior aimed her arm at the rock, and a large laser began to charge. The creature ran full force toward the warrior. The laser was not quite finished charging. Just before the lava statue struck, the laser blast fired sending the creature flying into the lava. The warrior flicked the arm in suck a fashion as one for victory. A buzzer began to go off. The warrior took off her helm and looked at her left wrist, "No rest for the weary." A buzzer was sounding from a panel inside the armored arm. She pressed a button and from it was a holographic transmission of a little pink ball battling two large hands. She eyed the hands with enraging eyes, "Hold on, Kirby." She ran toward her ship and ran into the hull. Inside the ship, she pressed a button on the computer's motherboard, "Computer, search for Mario."
Computer scanning nearest vector for Mario…
The computer began to search for any signs of life with the name Mario
Found: Mario Location: Tetris World Nearest Vector: Approx three feet from star port of this ship
"Wow, that was easy enough," said Samus to herself. She ran outside the ship and a portal opened up. Samus flipped into the portal into another world.
In the Tetris world, a man in a white cloak walked around with a pill bottle, curing any ailments the people had there. He looked behind him to see a hand on his shoulder, "Mario, we need your help. Come with me right away."
"The name's Doctor Mario, and let me just finish this last prescription," he handed a person a pill, "take this with a warm glass of milk. Get plenty of rest and everything should fine."
Samus looked at him in amazement, "Mario, I didn't know you were a doctor."
Dr. Mario looked at her with a funny glance, "I have been a doctor ever since I graduated from Megavitamins University, and stop referring to me as Mario. I am a doctor."
Samus placed her helmet back on her head I didn't realize Mario was such a nut case, but I need his help. I can't battle two Master Hands alone. They ran into the portal and went back to planet Brinstar.
Back on the planet, Samus showed Dr. Mario the transmission. Mario watched it while Samus searched for the nearest portal to Kirby's Dream World. Access denied. All vectors leading to Kirby Dreamland are blocked off.
Samus hit the computer with her hand, "Damn it!"
Mario finished watching the transmission, "Those are some big surgical gloves. How do we get there?"
Samus walked over to the nearest cliff and looked down, only one other way…hang on Mari…. Dr. Mario." Samus charged up her laser and fired it into the lava.
Mario waved at her in fear, "Nnnnnoooo!!!" The shot hit the lava causing a mass eruption. The Planet exploded and they went flying.
Back in Kirby's Dreamland, Kirby was fighting a losing battle. Kirby was being hit around like a pong game. The Master hand spoke as he slapped Kirby toward the Crazy Hand, "It's fun playing the classics."
The Crazy Hand didn't respond, but fell to the ground. Behind him was Samus and Mari…uhh…Dr. Mario with their hands still in the air from the last punch. Kirby rolled toward them; battered and bruised he could barely open his eyes. Dr. Mario shoved a Megavitamin down Kirby's throat, almost choking him, "Now you can't operate heavy machinery and don't go swimming until 30 minutes. And get plenty of exercise, blah blah blah blah blah!"
Kirby jumped up into the air and brushed off the dirt from his shoulders, "Thanks Samus and Mario. It's good to see you guys again."
Dr. Mario became enraged, "DOCTOR! IT'S DOCTOR MARIO! MARIO WITH A DOCTOR IN FRONT OF IT!"
Samus held her head shaking it, "For crying out loud…"
"Well you will when we're through with you," shouted the Master Hand. Beside him floated the Crazy Hand, recovered from the double punch attacks. Samus, Kirby, and Dr. Mario all prepared for battle. The Master Hand waved himself in the air, "I thought Mario was chained up. No matter, you'll all be captives soon enough."
The Crazy Hand motioned himself toward the portal, "But 3 versus 2 is so unfair…" The vortex's pull rapidly increased, pulling Kirby and Dr. Mario toward it. Samus anchored herself onto a tree with her grappling hook. Kirby turned himself into a 500-pound weight.
Dr. Mario had no way of slowing himself down, "Looks like the doctor is out." Dr. Mario disappeared into the vortex. Kirby desperately tried to hold onto his form for a little while longer.
"Come now, Kirby. Don't you want to join your friends?" Kirby transformed back, and because of this, was pushed into the air: just far enough to be sucked into the vortex. Samus remained anchored to the tree. The hands went into the vortex, "You think a tree will help you?" The vortex went full blast gust, and began to suck in the tree along with Samus. Into the abyss it went, the vortex closing behind them.
{Everyone's accounted for. The party's kind of crowded, but that's ok. The hands plans are revealed in chapter 14.}
On a planet called Brinstar, a young warrior in armor was battling a statue made of molten rock. The warrior aimed her arm at the rock, and a large laser began to charge. The creature ran full force toward the warrior. The laser was not quite finished charging. Just before the lava statue struck, the laser blast fired sending the creature flying into the lava. The warrior flicked the arm in suck a fashion as one for victory. A buzzer began to go off. The warrior took off her helm and looked at her left wrist, "No rest for the weary." A buzzer was sounding from a panel inside the armored arm. She pressed a button and from it was a holographic transmission of a little pink ball battling two large hands. She eyed the hands with enraging eyes, "Hold on, Kirby." She ran toward her ship and ran into the hull. Inside the ship, she pressed a button on the computer's motherboard, "Computer, search for Mario."
Computer scanning nearest vector for Mario…
The computer began to search for any signs of life with the name Mario
Found: Mario Location: Tetris World Nearest Vector: Approx three feet from star port of this ship
"Wow, that was easy enough," said Samus to herself. She ran outside the ship and a portal opened up. Samus flipped into the portal into another world.
In the Tetris world, a man in a white cloak walked around with a pill bottle, curing any ailments the people had there. He looked behind him to see a hand on his shoulder, "Mario, we need your help. Come with me right away."
"The name's Doctor Mario, and let me just finish this last prescription," he handed a person a pill, "take this with a warm glass of milk. Get plenty of rest and everything should fine."
Samus looked at him in amazement, "Mario, I didn't know you were a doctor."
Dr. Mario looked at her with a funny glance, "I have been a doctor ever since I graduated from Megavitamins University, and stop referring to me as Mario. I am a doctor."
Samus placed her helmet back on her head I didn't realize Mario was such a nut case, but I need his help. I can't battle two Master Hands alone. They ran into the portal and went back to planet Brinstar.
Back on the planet, Samus showed Dr. Mario the transmission. Mario watched it while Samus searched for the nearest portal to Kirby's Dream World. Access denied. All vectors leading to Kirby Dreamland are blocked off.
Samus hit the computer with her hand, "Damn it!"
Mario finished watching the transmission, "Those are some big surgical gloves. How do we get there?"
Samus walked over to the nearest cliff and looked down, only one other way…hang on Mari…. Dr. Mario." Samus charged up her laser and fired it into the lava.
Mario waved at her in fear, "Nnnnnoooo!!!" The shot hit the lava causing a mass eruption. The Planet exploded and they went flying.
Back in Kirby's Dreamland, Kirby was fighting a losing battle. Kirby was being hit around like a pong game. The Master hand spoke as he slapped Kirby toward the Crazy Hand, "It's fun playing the classics."
The Crazy Hand didn't respond, but fell to the ground. Behind him was Samus and Mari…uhh…Dr. Mario with their hands still in the air from the last punch. Kirby rolled toward them; battered and bruised he could barely open his eyes. Dr. Mario shoved a Megavitamin down Kirby's throat, almost choking him, "Now you can't operate heavy machinery and don't go swimming until 30 minutes. And get plenty of exercise, blah blah blah blah blah!"
Kirby jumped up into the air and brushed off the dirt from his shoulders, "Thanks Samus and Mario. It's good to see you guys again."
Dr. Mario became enraged, "DOCTOR! IT'S DOCTOR MARIO! MARIO WITH A DOCTOR IN FRONT OF IT!"
Samus held her head shaking it, "For crying out loud…"
"Well you will when we're through with you," shouted the Master Hand. Beside him floated the Crazy Hand, recovered from the double punch attacks. Samus, Kirby, and Dr. Mario all prepared for battle. The Master Hand waved himself in the air, "I thought Mario was chained up. No matter, you'll all be captives soon enough."
The Crazy Hand motioned himself toward the portal, "But 3 versus 2 is so unfair…" The vortex's pull rapidly increased, pulling Kirby and Dr. Mario toward it. Samus anchored herself onto a tree with her grappling hook. Kirby turned himself into a 500-pound weight.
Dr. Mario had no way of slowing himself down, "Looks like the doctor is out." Dr. Mario disappeared into the vortex. Kirby desperately tried to hold onto his form for a little while longer.
"Come now, Kirby. Don't you want to join your friends?" Kirby transformed back, and because of this, was pushed into the air: just far enough to be sucked into the vortex. Samus remained anchored to the tree. The hands went into the vortex, "You think a tree will help you?" The vortex went full blast gust, and began to suck in the tree along with Samus. Into the abyss it went, the vortex closing behind them.
{Everyone's accounted for. The party's kind of crowded, but that's ok. The hands plans are revealed in chapter 14.}