Disclaimer: I do not own anything written by Tolkien (stories, characters, ect…) This is just for humor so please don't sue me, I have very little to give you.
Ten Ways to Piss off an Elf
1) Take away Legolas' shampoo and tell him he's becoming obsessed
2) Tell Celeborn that his wife is definitely Dwarven 'material.'
3) Tell Galadriel that she isn't 'Pure' or 'All Knowing' and that she failed the test horribly.
4) Tell any of them you can see their 'REAL' hair color
5) Tell them we know how tall they really are and you're confiscating the stilts.
6) Tell Elrond that purple does not match with the forest.
7) Tell them to quit using the pencil sharpener to keep their ears pointy
8) Tell Arwen she wasn't accepted as a beautician because of her lack of color.
9) Tell them that their makeup is being restricted because they're just as pink as Humans are.
10) Tell Legolas he's got split ends.
Author's Notes: Well… I hope to have a continuation of this, but let me know if you like this otherwise I won't. =)