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20 Ways to Keep a Hobbit Entertained
20.) Teach them English curse words
19.) Give them an empty table to dance on
18.) Give them an action figure of themselves from OUR world
17.) Give them a map to find mushrooms
16.) Give them a pint...
15.) Or two... or three
14.) Tell them there's a party going on
13.) Leave them in a cornfield
12.) Give them Elven bodywash
11.) Give them a stack of hay
10.) Race 'em to the top of the hill!!!
9.) Tell them a woman human is a man...
8.) Give them a pack of pixi sticks
7.) Give them a grapefruit and tell them to eat it
6.) Give them special Elf Glue
5.) Give them a brush and hair ties
4.) Tell them to climb a tree
3.) Give them a deck of playing cards
2.) Elves
1.) Fireworks