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Ten Ways to Torture a Dwarf
10.) Wash his hair
9.) Comb his hair
8.) Let Legolas perm it
7.) Let Legolas dye his hair
6.) Dull his axe
5.) Dye the piece of Galadriel's hair he keeps
4.) Shave his beard
3.) Shave his legs
2.) Give him Detangler
1.) Remove his manly moldiness
Author's Notes: Mold is a term several friends and I use instead of facial hair =)