****Hogwarts in Wonderland****
Dear Reader,
If you don't want to be scared to death by the strangeness of this story, turn off your monitor immediately. You have been warned.
Gratefully,
The Author
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Harry looked out his dormitory window. It was his first day at Hogwarts for his 5th year. Everything was the same as it had always been through the past four years. He went down to the great hall for breakfast. His schedule said that he had History of Magic as his first class. Oh how boring!!
An hour later, we find Harry bored to death by Prof. Binns's long lectures. This time, they were about warlock societies determined to save endangered magical creatures. Harry was just about to doze off, when Prof. Flitwick popped out of a closet and sang "I'm late, I'm late, for a very important date!" And he dashed out of the door. Everyone else ignored him. Harry got up to follow the mad Professor through the corridors. He decided to check the Charms classroom first. As soon as Harry opened the door to the classroom and walked in, he fell through a deep, dark hole in front of the door.
He had fallen a long way when Harry reached the bottom of the hole. No sooner had Harry's feet touched the ground, when Flitwick dashed around the corner singing his stupid little rhyme. Harry dashed after him, curious. Suddenly, he found himself in the Divination corridor. He opened the trapdoor and went in. There sat Ron and Prof. Trelawney at a large table with lots of tea supplies around them. "Care for a cup o' tea?" asked Ron goofily.
"Yes, do join us." Insisted Prof. Trelawney. Harry quietly sat down.
"Let's start a conversensation!" yelled Ron.
"Oh, of course," replied Prof. Trelawney. They stared at Harry, waiting for him to start a conversation.
"Umm, well, you see, I'm not good at starting conversations." said Harry uneasily.
There was a very uncomfortable silence……
"CLEAN CUP!!! CLEAN CUP!!!" yelled Ron. They all moved over a seat.
"Now then, I'll change the subject." said Prof. Trelawney. "How is a raven like a writing desk?" she asked.
"Oh, riddles!" exclaimed Harry. "Let's see, hmmm, how is a raven like a writing desk," mumbled Harry.
"Excuse me!??!" exclaimed Ron, astonished.
"How is a raven like a writing desk?" repeated Harry. Ron and the Prof. jumped back about three feet.
"H-he's ravin' mad!" whispered Trelawney. Ron nodded.
"But you just said that, oh, you are so---" Harry said, frustrated. Suddenly, Dennis Creevey popped out of a teapot. He screeched, and ran around the table.
"Catch him!!!" shouted Ron. Prof. Trelawney caught Dennis. "JAM! JAM!" she cried. Harry threw her a bottle of jam. Trelawney put a dot on Dennis's nose. Suddenly, he calmed down and fell asleep.
"Crazy people." Harry muttered as he sneaked out of the Divination classroom trapdoor.
Disclaimer: ALL CHARACTERS BELONG TO JK ROWLING!!!!
So, d'ya like it? More in the next chapter, if I get to write it. It's gonna have to do with the twins, Tweedledee and Tweedledum, also known as Parvati and Padma Patil!!!
Dear Reader,
If you don't want to be scared to death by the strangeness of this story, turn off your monitor immediately. You have been warned.
Gratefully,
The Author
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Harry looked out his dormitory window. It was his first day at Hogwarts for his 5th year. Everything was the same as it had always been through the past four years. He went down to the great hall for breakfast. His schedule said that he had History of Magic as his first class. Oh how boring!!
An hour later, we find Harry bored to death by Prof. Binns's long lectures. This time, they were about warlock societies determined to save endangered magical creatures. Harry was just about to doze off, when Prof. Flitwick popped out of a closet and sang "I'm late, I'm late, for a very important date!" And he dashed out of the door. Everyone else ignored him. Harry got up to follow the mad Professor through the corridors. He decided to check the Charms classroom first. As soon as Harry opened the door to the classroom and walked in, he fell through a deep, dark hole in front of the door.
He had fallen a long way when Harry reached the bottom of the hole. No sooner had Harry's feet touched the ground, when Flitwick dashed around the corner singing his stupid little rhyme. Harry dashed after him, curious. Suddenly, he found himself in the Divination corridor. He opened the trapdoor and went in. There sat Ron and Prof. Trelawney at a large table with lots of tea supplies around them. "Care for a cup o' tea?" asked Ron goofily.
"Yes, do join us." Insisted Prof. Trelawney. Harry quietly sat down.
"Let's start a conversensation!" yelled Ron.
"Oh, of course," replied Prof. Trelawney. They stared at Harry, waiting for him to start a conversation.
"Umm, well, you see, I'm not good at starting conversations." said Harry uneasily.
There was a very uncomfortable silence……
"CLEAN CUP!!! CLEAN CUP!!!" yelled Ron. They all moved over a seat.
"Now then, I'll change the subject." said Prof. Trelawney. "How is a raven like a writing desk?" she asked.
"Oh, riddles!" exclaimed Harry. "Let's see, hmmm, how is a raven like a writing desk," mumbled Harry.
"Excuse me!??!" exclaimed Ron, astonished.
"How is a raven like a writing desk?" repeated Harry. Ron and the Prof. jumped back about three feet.
"H-he's ravin' mad!" whispered Trelawney. Ron nodded.
"But you just said that, oh, you are so---" Harry said, frustrated. Suddenly, Dennis Creevey popped out of a teapot. He screeched, and ran around the table.
"Catch him!!!" shouted Ron. Prof. Trelawney caught Dennis. "JAM! JAM!" she cried. Harry threw her a bottle of jam. Trelawney put a dot on Dennis's nose. Suddenly, he calmed down and fell asleep.
"Crazy people." Harry muttered as he sneaked out of the Divination classroom trapdoor.
Disclaimer: ALL CHARACTERS BELONG TO JK ROWLING!!!!
So, d'ya like it? More in the next chapter, if I get to write it. It's gonna have to do with the twins, Tweedledee and Tweedledum, also known as Parvati and Padma Patil!!!