Cat's Delicacy
Author's Note: ok so I am completely off my rocker and I wrote this on a sugar rush…
Trevor led a very comfortable existence. He had two meals a day, not to mention in between snacks that happened to buzz by. He had a nice box to sleep in that wasn't too big or too small. Everything was just right. That is until that beastly cat decided to try and make a luncheon of him.
The toad had been warming himself before the large fire in the Gryffindor common room when a girl with long bushy brown hair entered carrying what appeared to be a very fluffy ginger colored rug. At least he had thought it was a rug until it blinked laconic eyes and homed right in on Trevor.
Trevor only just scrambled out of the way in time as the large mangy feline leapt towards him. Trembling beneath an armchair he watched as a skinny grey rat dodged the spitting ball of fur and climbed into his own master's pocket.
They really should keep that walking carpet penned up! Trevor reflected as he was scooped up by his owner and carried up to his box. He at least ought to learn some manners. One of us is going to end up as lunch.
Later that evening after he had had his dinner, and was settling down in his box, Trevor overheard the boy in the bed next to his grumbling about the cat's ferocious ways. "I'll skin that cat if he lays a hand on you." The boy was saying to his pet rat. Serves that furball right. Thought the toad. That animal is a real liability he is!
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A little while after Christmas Trevor was lying on Neville's bed when the boy with the rat came storming in followed closely by another boy. Listening in on their conversation, Trevor quickly deduced that not only had that ghastly cat caught up with the rat, who's name happened to be Scabbers, (Dreadful name really, Trevor had thought absently) but had actually eaten the poor thing!
Oh dear me. I assume he'll be after me next! Trevor said to himself wildly, that scrawny little thing was only the appetizer and now he'll be after Toad Tar Tar! Oh that's it for me it is! I'm never leaving this room again. Not me! I'll just stay right here…
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Sadly, Trevor the toad now resides in St. Mungo's Hospital in the seriously disturbed Familiar's wing. Poor thing couldn't take the stress of maybe becoming the next Cat's Delicacy…
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