"The Wrath of the Moon"
An Emperor's New Groove Fanfic by:
JessieofTR (Megan Clifton)

Chapter 6
"The Plan"

The sun started to fall, and Xema watched it with narrowed eyes through the window. Once it disapeared over the mountains, she turned around, seeing both Yzma and Zelma standing there, watching her.

"She isn't home yet...." Xema said, glaring.

Yzma just rolled her eyes. "Relax. She'll probably just end up getting home late again."

"Whatever...." Xema turned around, but then thought of something, and turned back. "But what if....she went to the palace...."

"She has no business at the palace!" Yzma shouted. "Stop worrying! Everything will be fine..."

"Don't you understand?" Xema snapped and turned around. "This'll be like Miya all over again! She met the emperor, they fell in love..." She mocked. "And now we have to take care of her stupid child!!!" She said, picking up and throwing a vase angrily. "And who knows!? This whole damn thing might start over again with her daughter! You!" She said, pointing a finger to Yzma. "This is all your fault!"

"My fault!?" Yzma glared.

"Yes! Remember? You and your stupid "Oh she'll benefit the Haters of the Sun. She won't be like her mother." Damnit! You were dead WRONG!"

"Will you shut...UP!!!" Yzma glared. "Nothing's happened yet! She doesn't even know about her mother being an empress..."

"And we'll keep it that way..." Xema started to calm down. "But if she sets even ONE foot in that palace, I swear, I will kill her along with this whole kingdom!"

"I see...." Yzma stared. "And how do you propose we get rid of this kingdom and that burdan of an emperor within it?"

"Come with me..." Xema said, and led them into a locked room. Xema flipped through all her stuff, coming across a huge book with a lock on it. She found a key and unlocked the book, slamming it down on the dining room table. "Here it is...." Xema spoke. "Supai's big book of evil spells...."

"Woooow...." Yzma stared. "That's....big..." She blinked.

"Yup..." Xema smiled, and started flipping through the book. "And there's one spell here I find quite....aha!" She stopped at a page. "Here it is..."The Wrath of the Moon Spell..." She said dramatically, pointing at the page.

"Alright..." Zelma stared. "What does it DO!?"

Xema laughed sinisterly. "There was a once a legend about one of Supai's followers, long before Manco Capac was even born. He was angry with Viracocha and the Incans, so he developed a powerful, awesome spell that would force the moon to fall...."

"Wait a minute!" Zelma shouted, stopping her. "Force....the MOON....to FALL? Why would we want THAT? We like the moon! The moon is on our side...we're..."

Xema quickly hushed her. "If you'd let me finish, I would explain....ahem....the moon soon turned out not to be real. It had an evil face and when it hit the earth, it would cause total destruction...wiping out everything in it's path."

"So....the moon was not real...." Yzma stared. "...and it had a face?"

"They say it had the face of Supai himself." Xema laughed evilly. "Supai's evil wrath....through a moon..."

"A fake moon..." Zelma stared.

Xema eyed her and glared. "Trust me....it's as real as it can get...." She turned back to her book. "Now let's see what it says..." She read. "'No purchase neccesary, except if you don't have the following: 1 staff..' Got that.." She went down the list. "Got that, got it, got it, got it...." Her voice got more excited, as she reached the last item.....which she didn't have..."NO!!!!! WHY, WHY, WHY!? Damnit!!!!" She banged her head on the table, and then lifted it up. "Ok....ok....that shouldn't be too hard to find....the potion and ritual should be ready by monday night..."

"Monday? This monday?" Zelma stared. "But....that's Kuzco's birthday...."

"Ha ha, I know...." Xema laughed sinisterly. "And poor thing....he's turning 19 too....This'll be a birthday the emperor will never forget....and never remember..." She laughed sinisterly again. "Ah....it's sooooo perfect...."