Disclaimer/Warning:
*Z-space tunnel opens and out comes meeh/Relena
Meeh:
Kunichiwa everyone! Another anti-sensible fanfic made by meeh Princess Relena! Oh yea, were there's Relena there's Heero!!!!!!
*Pulls Heero out of the opened z-space tunnel thingy
Meeh:
"Heeeeerrrrrrrroo I love you I love you!"
*Hugs Heero
"Yea!"
"Hey! Chang opened another tunnel. I want to know how he does this it's great for hiding", a voice came out of nowhere
*Duo jumps out of the tunnel
"Hey its 'Lena!" Duo called
"Duo!" I cried and hugged her teddy bear
"MAXWELL!! WHY DID YOU USE MY GIVIN NAME"
*The Wu-it jumped out of the tunnel with a pair of scissors. For reason's beyond our knowledge^__^
"Eek" Duo ran around with Wu at his heels.
*Quatre runs out of the tunnel
"We shouldn't be fighting! Please!!"Quatre-san begged
*Trowa comes following Quatre
Trowa:.........
*Heero and me sweat drops
"SHUT UP EVERYONE! I need to into. The story!"
They all stopped and looked at each other and then.
*Duo gives Wu a raspberry and runs
"YOU RUN AROUND I RUN AROUND WE ALL DO A RUNAROUND!"
"MAXWELL!"
"We shouldn't be fighting!"
Trowa...
Me:Agh Lets get on with the story
Operation: Truth or Dare
We open our story in the mists of a circus, Trowa's circus to be exact. We go to one of the tents totally in the shadows of animal cages. Inside we find our boys totally bored. Wufie and Trowa are playing checkers and Quatre's watching uninterested. Duo is on the bed wishing Hildy was there, and my sweet Heero is sitting crossed legged watching the game. He was watching the gundam vs. Mobil suite simulation.
(Author saids go figure he's always training)
The Wu takes one of Trowa's chip thingies.
"Good move" Trowa said
"Yea I'm gonna beat you today Barton!"Wu cried
"Dumb move, getting emotional during a battle. You should know better then that" Trowa scolded taking away 5 of Wu's chips.
"What! Injustice!"
But little did they know outside behind the cotton candy machine a swirl of smoke appears. The smokes clear and from out of no were 3 girls. The first was scribbling in her book with a phone on her ear. The next girl is on the phone too, and so is the last one.
"So now that we got our boys together what's say we play?" The second girl said.
"So right De what do we play?" The 3rd girl said looking at the second girl then at the girl writing. A sinister smile forms my face.
"Truth or dare?"
"Truth or Dare! Perfect now we get to do fun stuff to the boys!"Di cried out and then slapping her mouth closed.
"Quatre here I come!" The 3rd girl whisper excitedly.
"Right Sam but how..."I said thinking hard.
"1st we need a change of clothes Barbara, or we'll never get Duo to believe us!"De said rubbing her chin.
"Ticking Duo is not hard Di,"I said joking
"Is too!" She said sticking her tongue out
"Is not!" Sticking my tongue out too.
"You guys we shouldn't be fighting!" Sam said coping her beloved Quatre
"Your right fighting only leads to more violence" I said to prove that I am a true pacifist! I scribbled in my book and
*Proof
I have become Relena, Di is Hildy, and Sam is Dorothy!
"Yes total power!" I said clutching my hands.
"You over your power trip?" Hildy and Dorothy asked.
"Yea, I'm cool now," I said regaining my regal stature.
(*Author smiles Yea I'm so good I'm like a Queen!)
"Let's go!"Hildy said walking towards the boy's tents
"Whoa wait what are we going to say to them this is suspicus,"Dorothey said grabbing Hildy's arm.
"I don't care if it's suspicious I want to see Heero!" I said stomping up to their tent the girls behind me. Hildy opens the flap and we step in.
"Agh women!" Guess who said that?
"Hildy-babe!"Duo said jumping off the bed and hugging Hildy.
"Duo!" But the greeting was stopped because they started making out in the corner.
*Everybody sweat drops
"What are you doing here Dorothy and Miss. Relena?"Quatre asked and unfortunately was stopped mid sentence because Dorothy was all over him. Knocked him down is what I mean^__^.
"Relena.."Is all that Heero said and with a surprised look on his face.
(*Author swoons and wakes up really fast because she has to write the story)
"Yes Heero?"I said sitting down next to him resting my head on this shoulder.
"Get off me Dorothy! You're hurting me!"Quatre cried
"Gomen my sweet!" Dorothy said getting off him, but sits really close to her Quatre-san.
"I got an idea lets play a game!" I said snuggling closer to Heero arms around his neck.
*Heero sweat drops
"What game?"Trowa-chan asked, taking Wu's last chip.
"What you won? Injustice!! This game better be one that I can win woman!"Wu pointed to me.
"Stop that Duo!"Wufie yelled at Duo+Hildy still making out, they had not came up for breath yet.
"Fine, a game??"Hildy said breathing hard. She slightly smiled and said..
"Truth Or Dare?"
"What that's a weaklings game!" The-Wu cried
"Its only a weak game if you don't play or you don't have the guts to play!" Dorothy said playing with Wu's weakness.
"What then I'll play!"Wu said changing his mind
"Who's first?"Trowa asked, then the flap of Trowa's tent opened and in comes Milliardo.
"Agh, dear Brother what are you doing here?" I cried
'Agh he's going to ruin my plan of making out with Heero'
"I'm here to make sure you don't do anything stupid Baby Sister," He said
*Glares at Heero
I get the hint and remove my head from Heero's shoulder
"I'll go first!"Milliardo said
"Relena truth or dare?"
"Ah.. Mmm.. Hum I choose truth!"
"Have you ever made out with Heero yet??"He asked with a worried look on his face.
*I frown and pout
"NO"
"YESSSSSSSSSSS"He yelled
"Not so great for me.."I pouted, and then I had a breakthrough of pure genius. I crawled over to Hildy who was about to make out with Duo again...
"Hildy can I talk to you?"
"Sure"
"Hey you're holding up the game!" Dorothy cried
"Can you make it so I can finally kiss my Heero"I whispered in Hildy's ear.
"Yea, if you do one thing for me.. Make it so Duo gets really drunk so he can sing White Reflection to me!"
"Mission: Accepted!"
"Duo truth or dare?"
Duo of course smirked thinking the wrong thing.
"Dare all the way Princess 'Lena!" He said with the happiest face.
"I dare you to get really drunk.."I began
"Yea go on!!"Duo's eyes went big like a dream just came true for him
"Relena!"Milliardo forcibly said.
"What is it dear Brother of mine?" I gave him my big fake innocent puppy eyes
"Any-way get drunk and sing White Reflection for Hildy!"
"Done!" Duo ran out of the tent to look for cheap beer.
"O.k. who's next?" Dorothy said
"Me"Milliardo said looking at me weird.
"You can't go two times!" I cried
"Can too!" He said standing up confronting me. I stood up to answer him
"Calm down you two Hildy yelled getting between me and my brother.
"Let Dorothy go!"Hildy cried.
"Ok Quatre truth or dare?" Dorothy asked Quatre
"Truth" He answered
"Ok tell me, do you love me?" Dorothy asked looking up at him.
"Oh.. Oh.."Quatre said stuttering, blushed and looked at Dorothy.
"Yes I guess I do." He said really blushing.
"Oh Quatre!"Dorothy cried giving Quatre a big hug. And then kissed him^__^
"All right my turn weaklings time to prove your strength to me Zech's Truth or Dare?"Wufei said pointing to Milliardo.
"Dare Wufei!"
"I dare you to fight me in a Super Nintendo Endless Duel game!"
"But we don't have a Nintendo or TV hooked up here."Milliardo calmly said hoping for a different Dare. Wufei snapped his fingers
"Quatre.."Quatre broke the kiss and looked at Wufei with his big hope-full eyes.
"Yes you do! Bring in the TV. and Super Nitendo!"Quatre recently stood up let go of Dorothy's hand and ran out of the tent.
"Lets see how good your skills are!"Wufei said as Quatre led a bunch of guys with a TV. in there hands and a Nitendo.They connected it and walked out.
Quatre bashfully sat by Dorothy and held her hand and whispered sweet nothings in her ear. =-)
Wufie pushed a button and turned on the system. Into plays till Wufei grabs the 1st player control from Milliardo's hand.
"Hey that's mine!" He whined
"It's not yours now bub!"Wu spat at him holding the controller tighter. Zechs grabbed the 2nd controller reluctantly.
"Pick your weak gundam"Wufei snapped at him after he picked his Altron
"Fine!"Milliardo picked Deathsythe
"Wonder where Duo.."Hildy started to asked, but as she mention his named in comes a very drunken
Shingami
"Yea, sing to me Duo!"Hildy screeched bouncing up and down.
"I eel or love 'flection! A far 'way story is painted in or nyes as you fazed at me!" Duo sang all out of tune, and slurred.
Well he fell in Hildy's arms cause he was so drunk he couldn't stand anymore.
"That was great Duo-bear"
*Burp
"Silly Duo"Hildy laughed stroking Duo's hair.
"Kiss me Hildy-babe!"He cried suddenly
"What?"
"Kiss me!"
"Kay!" And well they started making out too.
(*Author this is turning out into a make out party!)
*Wu scoffs
"No more intrusions I want to fight!" He pressed the play button and off they were fighting! Deathsythe disappears and reappears before Altron and hit! Deathsythe forces Altron up in the air and slices through him!
"Ha you have no game to brag about now do you!"Milliardo cried, but the victory dance had to wait cause Wu-ChangHead just used his Dragon Claw and grabbed Deathsythe!
*Boom!
Just got hit by fire, but Deathsythe is not a gundam to mess with because it shot Altron up in the air again and boom boom boom more hits! Back and forth it was truly a great game! But times came and guess who won???Thats right my Brother Milliardo! By 2 hits so it was really close.
"Are you not impressed by my fighting skills Sister?"Milliardo asked
"No fighting is dumb!" I shot back
"Oh who's going to start now?" I whined
"I'll go next" Milliardo said to get me back
"Trowa, Truth or dare?"Hildy bust out of their kissing scene and said.
"No, it's my turn! Relena truth or dare!"
"Dare!"
"I dare you to make out with Heero with no interference from Zechly boy!!!!"
"NOOOOOOOO!!"
"Huh?"Heero looked surprised, because well the girls managed to pull this make out scene
"O.k.." I said just to fake and hide my happiness.
*I straddle on his legs hold on to the straps of his tank pulled him closer and start making out with him! =-) Yea!!!!!!!!!And rest my arms on his
*Coughs
Very tone, tan, strong..
(*Author mentally slaps herself)
Chest
(*Author's dream finally came true! Beware more fun stuff between Heero and me!)
And finally he wraps his arms around my tiny waist=-)
(*Author bounces up and down yea! I love Heero!)
Milliardo started whimpering because he is seeing his baby sister grow up so fast
"Relena I order you as your big Brother to stop!" He yelled
"Fat chance she's going to stop Zechs"Hildy said before going under again.
"Oh, she'll stop!"Milliardo stomped to Heero and me who were really getting into our kiss. My hands were starting to migrate to the bottom of Heero's tank. But in comes Trowa!
"You can't stop this! It is destiny that they are together, and a dare. I thought honor was apart of a soilder."Said our suicidal clown in monotone.
"I can't win!"Milliardo cried throwing his hands in the air.
"Good now who is going next since everyone is full of injustice!" The Wu-man cried very angry because everyone is making out.
"Relena was the last to go."Trowa said
*Milliardo whimpers
I come up for air and to keep the game going.
"All right you want to play? Brother Truth or Dare?"
"Dare!" He cried
'She won't do anything mean to me I'm her older Brother"
"I dare you to go away for...I dunno 3 days! And don't bother me!" I cried
"Huh? You mean leave you alone for 3 day? What will happen to you?"Milliardo whined.
"Heero's here to protect me. Huh Heero?"I said pushing back a strand of hair from his gorgeous eyes.
"Yea, she's in good hands Zechs,"He answered holding me closer.
"Bye Brother"I waved sending him away. Milliardo got up and walked out of the door.
Ok that's it for now what will happen now that Duo's drunk? Will he turn Chibi? What will happen between Heero and me? And who will crack in this strange yet normal game of Truth or Dare???
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