A note From Scully

by aeromyth

How does Scully deal with uncomfortable situations? And what does she think about mulder?

I do not own Scully or X-files.

A Note From Scully

Hi, I am Gillian Anderson. You couldn't tell it was me because my opening line wasn't "Mulder, please fuck me!" When I first signed on to X-files, I obviously did not full know what the hell I was getting into. I knew David Duchovney was an asshole. I knew what kind of show it was. I knew there would probably be a couple intimate moments. However I didn't think, in my wildest dreams, it would ever get this out of hand. You people are sick! I hate Mulder (David Duchovney). He is a sexist son-of-a-bitch. I would never ever "get it on" with him, contrary to what you people seem to think and hope happens all the god damn time and write in extreme detail for the rest of the world to read. Then their minds become corrupted as well if not already, (there are so god damn many of you), and they start writing shit like this. I mean- "I bask in the furnace of his body." What the hell is that? Or, better yet- "I close my eyes and invision the sprinkling of dark hairs on his chest...pointing downward like a map." Again, what the hell? There are a few other (ok lets not kid ourselves, there are more that a few) incidents I could mention but I won't. I makes me uncomfortable and gives David a big head. You people are obsessed. I couldn't even sign under my own name because it was taken.

GET A LIFE!!!

Thanks,

Scully (Gillian Anderson)

P.S. My name is not pronounced like gills on a fish. It is pronounced like Jill! Get it right!!

P.S.S. I expect all of you sick people to review this and apologize to me or else!