Naughty Lurtz
It was a nice sunny day in the forest when the lotr crew were filming one of the final scenes. All up the arrow maker guys had so far had to carve 1000 arrows for the evil Lurtz to fire at Borimir.
"O.K guys, let's hit it!" said the director.
Action!
"Find the halfing! Find the halfling!" roared Lurtz as he gave Borimir a thunderous boot into a tree stump, "wha ha ha!"
Lurtz put an arrow into his bow and aimed at Borimir. He shot with disgraceful accuracy and the arrow killed five of his brothers, he didn't seem to care.
"Cut, cut, cut! What the hell was that!"
Lurtz was wearing layer upon layer of grime and he mistook the director for Frodo cutting his way through the forest.
"Get the halfing!" he roared and shot an arrow straight at Frodo, hitting him square in the heart.
"Aaaaiiiieeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" screemed the director.
Lurtz fired his third arrow into the air and started a victory dance. Strider saw the third arrow and knew it was his cue to come on stage.
"Aaaahhhh!" he yelled as he hacked into Lurtz with his sword. Lurtz lost an arm and started to cry.
"Don't worry said Boromir who believed Lurtz to be a grimy Frodo that had just saved his life, "I know these are your lines Strider, but you have my sword!"
"You have my bow!" said Legolas with pride.
Silence, where was Gimli?
"And you have my diretors stick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" said a wounded Director and whacked Lurtz over the head, knocking his head.
It was a nice sunny day in the forest when the lotr crew were filming one of the final scenes. All up the arrow maker guys had so far had to carve 1000 arrows for the evil Lurtz to fire at Borimir.
"O.K guys, let's hit it!" said the director.
Action!
"Find the halfing! Find the halfling!" roared Lurtz as he gave Borimir a thunderous boot into a tree stump, "wha ha ha!"
Lurtz put an arrow into his bow and aimed at Borimir. He shot with disgraceful accuracy and the arrow killed five of his brothers, he didn't seem to care.
"Cut, cut, cut! What the hell was that!"
Lurtz was wearing layer upon layer of grime and he mistook the director for Frodo cutting his way through the forest.
"Get the halfing!" he roared and shot an arrow straight at Frodo, hitting him square in the heart.
"Aaaaiiiieeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" screemed the director.
Lurtz fired his third arrow into the air and started a victory dance. Strider saw the third arrow and knew it was his cue to come on stage.
"Aaaahhhh!" he yelled as he hacked into Lurtz with his sword. Lurtz lost an arm and started to cry.
"Don't worry said Boromir who believed Lurtz to be a grimy Frodo that had just saved his life, "I know these are your lines Strider, but you have my sword!"
"You have my bow!" said Legolas with pride.
Silence, where was Gimli?
"And you have my diretors stick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" said a wounded Director and whacked Lurtz over the head, knocking his head.