Okay, I've warned you: DON"T REVIEW UNLESS YOU WANT MORE!!! Hopefully this
will clear up some questions. Any more questions, just leave them in your
reviews, I'll answer them. ;) It's getting kind of fun. :D And I know this
is short, but it's sooooo much fun. :D
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"Oh Zachie, I'm so sorry about that incest crack, but well, after all you were standing at the pearly gates. I wanted to make sure you got in. I figured jumping your bones wouldn't be that smart." She's all over him.
"It's okay. It sure was nice for God to give me a second chance at life."
"How could he resist after you scratched him right behind the ear?"
Suddenly there's a loud thump. Max goes to investigate.
Meanwhile, back at Fogle Towers….
"This is ridiculous. My God Kendra, I thought you were a professional. That's it…. I'm going after Asha. Wild boars aren't that bad. Like I said, Supercale to the rescue!"
Psycho Goddess appears, bewildered. "Alright, I didn't write this. Where is this coming from? What the hell?" Disappears again.
Logan reappears, dressed as SUPERCALE. Tights, a cape and underwear. Flies off in search of Asswhore -er, Asha. Flies into a building and falls onto a balcony. Suddenly he's back to season one Logan, with that scruffy beard and those glasses that make him all sexy and intellectual. "Oh no. What has happened to me? Where's Max? I must save her from Zach!"
"Logan? What the fuck are you doing here? Looking all hot and sexy and….."
"I've come to save you from Zach…….that man is pure evil."
Zach comes out. "That's not very nice." Starts pouting. "Maybe I am just a whiny ass wimp of a soldier, but I have feelings too."
"I don't know. Logan, Zach is my brother. I can't hurt his feelings."
"That's okay Max. Jondy's here now. She's the one I really wanted to screw anyways."
"WHAT?!?!?! You mean that I almost slept with you and you were thinking about somebody else!!"
"Yeah."
"THAT'S IT!! Logan, let's go." She mutters under her breath. "I always loved a man in tights."
Psycho Goddess rematerializes. "That's a bit better. Now if only I cold find a way to get rid of the monkey baddie. Apes White is such a buggleswerth….doesn't scare anybody. I WANT DECK BACK!!!!!"
Max and Logan leave to go make hot monkey love.
Which prompts Psycho Goddess to ask innocently, "Virus? What virus? There is no virus, it's your imagination. Must have been your way of coping with the lack of Max and Logan shipping hopes this season. All thanks to Pretty boy Jensen."
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Damn, I am bitter. :o(my shocked face) I blame it on the people I hang around, they are still very mad about this season, and I really have to agree with them. It's been BS and will continue to do so until Fox figures out that we won't stand for it! So if you are mad about this season, please let your voice be heard (in a nice, non-threatening manner) by emailing the network at:
askfox@foxinc.com
thank you for expressing your opinions. And just so you know, there have been things about this season I have liked, but at this rate Dark Angel will be cancelled, which is sadly understandable. I want my show back, not it's poor look-alike. It's become another show on TV, using the same tired plot devices. I'm sorry if you like this season, but last year's was much, much better and I think it's time to let Fox know it! No flames if you don't agree with my opinion please.
And if you don't want to, it's all good. Just making a suggestion before DA becomes Dawson's Creek the second.
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"Oh Zachie, I'm so sorry about that incest crack, but well, after all you were standing at the pearly gates. I wanted to make sure you got in. I figured jumping your bones wouldn't be that smart." She's all over him.
"It's okay. It sure was nice for God to give me a second chance at life."
"How could he resist after you scratched him right behind the ear?"
Suddenly there's a loud thump. Max goes to investigate.
Meanwhile, back at Fogle Towers….
"This is ridiculous. My God Kendra, I thought you were a professional. That's it…. I'm going after Asha. Wild boars aren't that bad. Like I said, Supercale to the rescue!"
Psycho Goddess appears, bewildered. "Alright, I didn't write this. Where is this coming from? What the hell?" Disappears again.
Logan reappears, dressed as SUPERCALE. Tights, a cape and underwear. Flies off in search of Asswhore -er, Asha. Flies into a building and falls onto a balcony. Suddenly he's back to season one Logan, with that scruffy beard and those glasses that make him all sexy and intellectual. "Oh no. What has happened to me? Where's Max? I must save her from Zach!"
"Logan? What the fuck are you doing here? Looking all hot and sexy and….."
"I've come to save you from Zach…….that man is pure evil."
Zach comes out. "That's not very nice." Starts pouting. "Maybe I am just a whiny ass wimp of a soldier, but I have feelings too."
"I don't know. Logan, Zach is my brother. I can't hurt his feelings."
"That's okay Max. Jondy's here now. She's the one I really wanted to screw anyways."
"WHAT?!?!?! You mean that I almost slept with you and you were thinking about somebody else!!"
"Yeah."
"THAT'S IT!! Logan, let's go." She mutters under her breath. "I always loved a man in tights."
Psycho Goddess rematerializes. "That's a bit better. Now if only I cold find a way to get rid of the monkey baddie. Apes White is such a buggleswerth….doesn't scare anybody. I WANT DECK BACK!!!!!"
Max and Logan leave to go make hot monkey love.
Which prompts Psycho Goddess to ask innocently, "Virus? What virus? There is no virus, it's your imagination. Must have been your way of coping with the lack of Max and Logan shipping hopes this season. All thanks to Pretty boy Jensen."
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Damn, I am bitter. :o(my shocked face) I blame it on the people I hang around, they are still very mad about this season, and I really have to agree with them. It's been BS and will continue to do so until Fox figures out that we won't stand for it! So if you are mad about this season, please let your voice be heard (in a nice, non-threatening manner) by emailing the network at:
askfox@foxinc.com
thank you for expressing your opinions. And just so you know, there have been things about this season I have liked, but at this rate Dark Angel will be cancelled, which is sadly understandable. I want my show back, not it's poor look-alike. It's become another show on TV, using the same tired plot devices. I'm sorry if you like this season, but last year's was much, much better and I think it's time to let Fox know it! No flames if you don't agree with my opinion please.
And if you don't want to, it's all good. Just making a suggestion before DA becomes Dawson's Creek the second.