Neo: Morpheus! They're gonna get me!

Morheus: not now dude, I'm like filing my like nails.

Neo: Look, I am your father!!

Morpheus: Really? No way, dude! That is like totally awesome!! Ha ha, you're in the

Matrix, and Iiiiiiiiii'm nooooot! morpheus sticks out his tounge- err, wait-

no, he cut that off

Neo: I- I – they shot me!

Morpheus: Uh-huh, dude. Like totally fibbing. Wait, huh? If they shot you then you

are- makin' a mess all over my chair! Like dude, Stop! Pleease sto-o-op

bleeeeeding! I just got that cleeeeaned!!! With my very own oil!!!

Neo: Mor- pheeee Morphee- ussss! They sho tttt mee

Morpheus: Ughhhh my chaaaaair!! Who do you think I am? Super Girl?

Neo: I- I-

IClick. Neo's dead. Morpheus may as well be dead. What will happen next? I have no idea!!I