(Felicia is worried. The party is going downhill. Then she has an idea! Before the idea goes into play, she says:
I do not own Whose Line Is It Anyway. Nor the hoedowns. They did wrestler hoedowns, and I got inspired.)
(Thanks to go to TraceAce for her constructive critism!)
Tracey: I love the canadians, oh I really really do.
But everytime my favorite comes out, the fans always boo!
I've always loved Jericho since his debut day,
And I really love it when Y2J goes "eh?"
Sarah: I have OCD, oh everybody knows.
I love my Raven, and they can keep the crows!
He is so pretty, from Nova Scotia
But that's okay, 'cause Raven I'm kosher!
Felicia: Jeff Hardy is muh baby,
Oh how I love him so!
He's so hot- On a date I'd love to go!
When he gets beat up, I always have a frown
So I cheer him up with my own Smackdown!
Digital Tempest: When the Rock raises his eyebrow
I completely melt.
I just wanna unzip his pants and just undo his belt.
He's so intelligent, I really like his noodle.
But what I really like is the People's Strudel!
Eliseth: I really heart Edge..And Rikishi..
I want someone to spear and stink face me!
And I when I see the Brood, my heart goes WAMP!
But people tell me I don't have no chance with a vamp!
Aya: I love the Hurricane, oh I really do.
He's so cute, and a superhero to boot.
His cape goes Woosh! Oh, by golly!
Now all he has to do is get rid of Molly!
VFW: Spike is the best, that's what I think.
Those Dudleys suck and Stacy really stinks.
I wish someone would give Molly a clue!
Why doesn't SHE go back to ECW?
Ocy: Hey guys I have a cheese of loveness..(Pauses) Guyz, what rhymes with loveness?!
Everyone but Ocy: OCY! You're on!
Ocy: (trembles) (starts all over) I love RVD, for he is spiffy...(Pauses) Tracey, what rhymes with Spiffy?!
Everyone but Ocy: Oh, forget it!
Ocy: I failed! I am a hoedown failure! ...Oh well.
B and C: Hey! How come no one did a hoedown for us?
Everyone: Oh lord.
B and C: Well, we'll do our own! Ready?
(They nod, uninterested.)
B and C: We are hot posers,
We are hot strykers,
We are hotter than the divas
And the bikers!
Everyone puts on the column 'not,'
They're just jealous, 'cause man, we are HOT! XD
Aya: ...Right.
Digital Tempest: I CAN STILL CHANGE YOU! XD (clears throat) That is, aftering I am finishing with the Rock..
Jeff: How about that personal Smackdown, Felicia?
Felicia: (faints)
VFW: Not this again.
Jericho: That was really sweet, Tara.
Eliseth: Actually, her name is--
Tracey: TARA!
Raven: I find it odd that someone would dedicate a hoedown to me. (Pauses) By being that the someone is you, I find it quite predictable.
Sarah: (happy sigh) Marry me.
The Rock: Well, what do you like better, damn it? The noodle or the strudel?
DT: Take a guess.
Hurricane: Will you help me fight evil doers, Aya?
Aya: Anything..
Hurricane: Then's let's go! (Flies away with Aya)
Molly: What'supwiththat?
Edge: Eliseth, we meet again.
Eliseth: (shows off her boobjob she got in Fanfiction.net Goes to a Smackdown. Read it ya poopieheads!) Ya like?
Edge: Yahuh. I am not a vampire anymore, but...(Whispers something to Eliseth.)
Eliseth: (swoons)
Spike: I think you mean more to me than Molly ever would, VFW.
VFW: Shut up and kiss me.
RVD: Hey, at least you tried. (snuggles)
Ocy: (delirously happy)
Tracey: I tried too! XD
RVD: ..But you did yours for Jericho--
Tracey: (panicks) You're included in that!
RVD: Jericho isn't RVD-- (does hand thing.)
Jericho: That's right, Junior! 'Cos you'll never be UNDISPUTEDDA CHAMPION!
I think we better call it quits. TBC!
I do not own Whose Line Is It Anyway. Nor the hoedowns. They did wrestler hoedowns, and I got inspired.)
(Thanks to go to TraceAce for her constructive critism!)
Tracey: I love the canadians, oh I really really do.
But everytime my favorite comes out, the fans always boo!
I've always loved Jericho since his debut day,
And I really love it when Y2J goes "eh?"
Sarah: I have OCD, oh everybody knows.
I love my Raven, and they can keep the crows!
He is so pretty, from Nova Scotia
But that's okay, 'cause Raven I'm kosher!
Felicia: Jeff Hardy is muh baby,
Oh how I love him so!
He's so hot- On a date I'd love to go!
When he gets beat up, I always have a frown
So I cheer him up with my own Smackdown!
Digital Tempest: When the Rock raises his eyebrow
I completely melt.
I just wanna unzip his pants and just undo his belt.
He's so intelligent, I really like his noodle.
But what I really like is the People's Strudel!
Eliseth: I really heart Edge..And Rikishi..
I want someone to spear and stink face me!
And I when I see the Brood, my heart goes WAMP!
But people tell me I don't have no chance with a vamp!
Aya: I love the Hurricane, oh I really do.
He's so cute, and a superhero to boot.
His cape goes Woosh! Oh, by golly!
Now all he has to do is get rid of Molly!
VFW: Spike is the best, that's what I think.
Those Dudleys suck and Stacy really stinks.
I wish someone would give Molly a clue!
Why doesn't SHE go back to ECW?
Ocy: Hey guys I have a cheese of loveness..(Pauses) Guyz, what rhymes with loveness?!
Everyone but Ocy: OCY! You're on!
Ocy: (trembles) (starts all over) I love RVD, for he is spiffy...(Pauses) Tracey, what rhymes with Spiffy?!
Everyone but Ocy: Oh, forget it!
Ocy: I failed! I am a hoedown failure! ...Oh well.
B and C: Hey! How come no one did a hoedown for us?
Everyone: Oh lord.
B and C: Well, we'll do our own! Ready?
(They nod, uninterested.)
B and C: We are hot posers,
We are hot strykers,
We are hotter than the divas
And the bikers!
Everyone puts on the column 'not,'
They're just jealous, 'cause man, we are HOT! XD
Aya: ...Right.
Digital Tempest: I CAN STILL CHANGE YOU! XD (clears throat) That is, aftering I am finishing with the Rock..
Jeff: How about that personal Smackdown, Felicia?
Felicia: (faints)
VFW: Not this again.
Jericho: That was really sweet, Tara.
Eliseth: Actually, her name is--
Tracey: TARA!
Raven: I find it odd that someone would dedicate a hoedown to me. (Pauses) By being that the someone is you, I find it quite predictable.
Sarah: (happy sigh) Marry me.
The Rock: Well, what do you like better, damn it? The noodle or the strudel?
DT: Take a guess.
Hurricane: Will you help me fight evil doers, Aya?
Aya: Anything..
Hurricane: Then's let's go! (Flies away with Aya)
Molly: What'supwiththat?
Edge: Eliseth, we meet again.
Eliseth: (shows off her boobjob she got in Fanfiction.net Goes to a Smackdown. Read it ya poopieheads!) Ya like?
Edge: Yahuh. I am not a vampire anymore, but...(Whispers something to Eliseth.)
Eliseth: (swoons)
Spike: I think you mean more to me than Molly ever would, VFW.
VFW: Shut up and kiss me.
RVD: Hey, at least you tried. (snuggles)
Ocy: (delirously happy)
Tracey: I tried too! XD
RVD: ..But you did yours for Jericho--
Tracey: (panicks) You're included in that!
RVD: Jericho isn't RVD-- (does hand thing.)
Jericho: That's right, Junior! 'Cos you'll never be UNDISPUTEDDA CHAMPION!
I think we better call it quits. TBC!