(I don't own Michelle Kwan or Sarah Hughes.)



Jeff: Didn't I look hot out there?

Felicia: Ya-huh. (drools)

Kitten: DID YA NOTICE HOW SEXY JERICHO LOOKED?! DID YA?!

Tracey: Anyone else notice how Lita was bopping her head to RVD's music? The perfect couple!

RVD: WHAT?! Who said that?!

Sarah: Apparently there are signs.

RVD: Sure, and Chris and Stephanie are destined for love.

Twst: THEY ARE! XD

Eliseth and DT: (snicker)

Felicia: Hey! I OWNED YOU! YOU MUST LIKE THE SMOOCHY DREAMERS!

Kitten: Now you're my Goddess! (glomp)

Felicia: -^_^-

Ocy: Oo..The Olympics just ended..

Twst: DUDE! I have an idea!

(Michelle Kwan appears)

Michelle: ...Where am I?

Felicia: (Simply) In muh fic.

Michelle: What?! I have to skate tonight!

Felicia: YOUSE MUH HERO! XD

Michelle: (flattered) You ice skate?

Felicia: ..Ice skate? (raises eyebrow)

Edge: I ice skate! I have the bruises on muh ass to prove it! Wanna see?

Everyone: O_o;;

Michelle: ...No thanks.

Eliseth: I DO!! XD

VFW: Welcome to the fic, Miranda.

Michelle: Actually, that's Michelle--

Aya: Did you win the gold medal?!

Michelle: (disappointed) Actually, I won the bronze.

Ocy: Tis more your color.

Michelle: ..Right, okay..Where am I again?

Tracey: This fic.

Sarah: I bought some eggrolls just for you, Miss Kwan! XD

Everyone: O_o;

Michelle: (takes it) ..Thanks..(Holds up it high into the light) These aren't poisoned, are they?

Raven: With Sarah, ya never know.

Ocy: (punches Raven) Hush! No, they're not poisoned.

Michelle: Uh, okay. (Takes a bite and chews)

Sarah: I made it myself!

Michelle: (Spits it out)

Jericho: (snickers)

Felicia: Can I see your bronze medal?!

Michelle: ..Um, okay--

Jeff: I wouldn't give it to her if I were you.

Michelle: (Tucks medal inside shirt) I see your point.

Tracey: Let's invite Sarah Hughes!

Michelle: (goes red) Let's not.

Eliseth: Don't be a sore loser!

B and C: Yeah, don't be a jealous Judy!

Michelle: BITCHES! (lunges B and C)

Tracey: (munches popcorn)

Felicia: STOP!! She's hurting them!

Michelle: Take that, you morons! (Hits them with ice skate blade)

B and C: (wail pain of torture)

Sarah: Let see if they scream like schoolgirls!

Billy: AHHHHHHHHHHH!

Chuck: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Felicia: You got your wish, Sarah.

Sarah: (Claps)

Twst: Bwahaha.

Aya: This is going nowhere fast.

Felicia: I thought it was a good chapter. We accomplished something.

Ocy: WHAT did we accomplish?

Felicia: (points) Billy and Chuck are in pain! XD

Eliseth: That's a good point.

DT: Let me mend your wounds with kisses!! XD

(Crowd chants 'Slut, slut, slut'.)

Stephanie McMahon: HEY! I am the slut!

Eliseth: STEPHANIE!! (glomp)

Tracey: DO YOU LIKE JERICHO?!

Twst: DO YOU?!

Kitten: He's got a sexay body.

Kitten and Felicia: (swoon)

Jericho: I know I do. ^_^

Stephanie: (gasp) MICHELLE KWAN!! Did you win the gold medal?!

Michelle: X.X No, I didn't.

Tracey: She won the Bronze.

Ocy: DON'T YOU THINK IT'S HER COLOR?! XD

Michelle: I am outta here.

VFW: BYE MIRANDA!

Michelle: Actually it's-- Forget it.


TBC! BYE! I HEART YOU!