The Starlights go to McDonalds
Author's note: This was a zany little idea I got(actually, my friends Jessi-chan gave me...) when we were at Mcdolands and a
bum came up and asked us to buy him a cheeseburger.... which was basically: "What if the Starlights had been here?" so of
course I ran to the nearest computer and this popped out.
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(Jessi-chan and Bunny are sitting at a booth in McDonalds, eating, as odd as it sounds, McFlurries and french fries.)
Jessi-chan: This is sooo screwed...
Bunny: yeah, well you're just lucky you didn't get hit by that car.
Jessi-chan: I knew exactly what I was doing!
Bunny: -____-
Random Bum: *walks up to Bunny and jessi-chan's table* Hey girls, do you think you could buy me a cheeseburger?
Bunny: *hides a twenty dollar bill* Umm...we're broke.
Jessi-chan: But Bunny, we have--
Bunny: *kicks Jessi-chan under the table*
Jessi-chan: OW! *shuts up*
Random Bum: Please, I'm beggin you to--
(for some beserk reason the Three Lights walk up behind the Random Bum)
Seiya: *taps the Bum on the shoulder* Look, here's a fiver. Now leave these girls alone.
Bum: *grabs Seiya's wallet and runs off*
Seiya: Hey!
Yaten: *pats Seiya on the shoulder* Don't worry about it. You didn't have anything other than 20 cents in there anyways...
Seiya: But...but...that was my life's savings! *cries*
Taiki: No, actually, your lifes savings is in my safe.....I nabbed it the last time you got drunk with Kakyuu-sama
Yaten and Seiya: *stare at Taiki*
Taiki: *goes back to reading*
Bunny: OMG OMG OMG!!!! *pokes Jessi-chan repeated because she's excited* Do you know who that is???
Jessi-chan: *looking straight at the Three Lights* NO, I'm too busy staring at the people who look exactly like the Three
Lights..
Bunny: Jessi-chan, those ARE the Three Lights!!
Jessi-chan: What? COOOL!!!!
(Bunny and Jessi-chan both latch onto thier respective crushes. Bunny to Taiki and Jessi-chan to Seiya)
Taiki: *looks down at Bunny calmly* Who are you?
Bunny: *heart eyes* My name is Bunny, happy to serve you in any way shape of form.....
Taiki: *shruggs* That would be fine, I guess....
Seiya: *looking down at Jessi-chan* Say, you're cute. What's you're name?
Jessi-chan: *heart eyes as well* Jessica....
Yaten: *pouting* Hey, I'm the sexy one here....why not flirt with me??
Narrator: Because, Seiya has the cool attitude, Taiki has the gourgeous eyes, and you have the perky bust...
Yaten: Perky bust?
All: perky bust?
All: *look at Yaten and burst out laughing*
Yaten: *huffy* I don't need to take this kind of abuse!! I'm leaving!! *stalks out, all the cats in the neighborhood following
him*
Seiya: Uh-oh, we got him angry
Taiki: It was worth it, I got to laugh again!
Bunny: *giggles, hanging off Taiki's arm* You're silly Taiki-sama
Taiki:...I am?
Seiya: Nope. She's just saying that to patronize you.
Jessi-chan: Are you pychic Seiya-sama?
Seiya: *looks at Jessi-chan* I certainly hope not. I'm not sure if I want to know what's going on inside that brain of yours...
Jessi-chan and Bunny: *high five each other* HENTAI CLUB!!
Seiya and Taiki: oO
Taiki: I'm scared
Jessi-chan: I've got an idea!!
Bunny: Do we wanna know...?
Jessi-chan: Let's go to a hotel!!
Taiki, Seiya, Bunny, and Yaten, who is looking through the window with random cats hanging off him: O_O
Bunny: I've got a better idea....LET'S GO TO SIX FLAGS!!!!
All: YEAH!!!!!!!!!!
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Whelp, part two coming soon....... *gulps* Do we wanna know...?
Author's note: This was a zany little idea I got(actually, my friends Jessi-chan gave me...) when we were at Mcdolands and a
bum came up and asked us to buy him a cheeseburger.... which was basically: "What if the Starlights had been here?" so of
course I ran to the nearest computer and this popped out.
~~**~~**~~**~~**~~
(Jessi-chan and Bunny are sitting at a booth in McDonalds, eating, as odd as it sounds, McFlurries and french fries.)
Jessi-chan: This is sooo screwed...
Bunny: yeah, well you're just lucky you didn't get hit by that car.
Jessi-chan: I knew exactly what I was doing!
Bunny: -____-
Random Bum: *walks up to Bunny and jessi-chan's table* Hey girls, do you think you could buy me a cheeseburger?
Bunny: *hides a twenty dollar bill* Umm...we're broke.
Jessi-chan: But Bunny, we have--
Bunny: *kicks Jessi-chan under the table*
Jessi-chan: OW! *shuts up*
Random Bum: Please, I'm beggin you to--
(for some beserk reason the Three Lights walk up behind the Random Bum)
Seiya: *taps the Bum on the shoulder* Look, here's a fiver. Now leave these girls alone.
Bum: *grabs Seiya's wallet and runs off*
Seiya: Hey!
Yaten: *pats Seiya on the shoulder* Don't worry about it. You didn't have anything other than 20 cents in there anyways...
Seiya: But...but...that was my life's savings! *cries*
Taiki: No, actually, your lifes savings is in my safe.....I nabbed it the last time you got drunk with Kakyuu-sama
Yaten and Seiya: *stare at Taiki*
Taiki: *goes back to reading*
Bunny: OMG OMG OMG!!!! *pokes Jessi-chan repeated because she's excited* Do you know who that is???
Jessi-chan: *looking straight at the Three Lights* NO, I'm too busy staring at the people who look exactly like the Three
Lights..
Bunny: Jessi-chan, those ARE the Three Lights!!
Jessi-chan: What? COOOL!!!!
(Bunny and Jessi-chan both latch onto thier respective crushes. Bunny to Taiki and Jessi-chan to Seiya)
Taiki: *looks down at Bunny calmly* Who are you?
Bunny: *heart eyes* My name is Bunny, happy to serve you in any way shape of form.....
Taiki: *shruggs* That would be fine, I guess....
Seiya: *looking down at Jessi-chan* Say, you're cute. What's you're name?
Jessi-chan: *heart eyes as well* Jessica....
Yaten: *pouting* Hey, I'm the sexy one here....why not flirt with me??
Narrator: Because, Seiya has the cool attitude, Taiki has the gourgeous eyes, and you have the perky bust...
Yaten: Perky bust?
All: perky bust?
All: *look at Yaten and burst out laughing*
Yaten: *huffy* I don't need to take this kind of abuse!! I'm leaving!! *stalks out, all the cats in the neighborhood following
him*
Seiya: Uh-oh, we got him angry
Taiki: It was worth it, I got to laugh again!
Bunny: *giggles, hanging off Taiki's arm* You're silly Taiki-sama
Taiki:...I am?
Seiya: Nope. She's just saying that to patronize you.
Jessi-chan: Are you pychic Seiya-sama?
Seiya: *looks at Jessi-chan* I certainly hope not. I'm not sure if I want to know what's going on inside that brain of yours...
Jessi-chan and Bunny: *high five each other* HENTAI CLUB!!
Seiya and Taiki: oO
Taiki: I'm scared
Jessi-chan: I've got an idea!!
Bunny: Do we wanna know...?
Jessi-chan: Let's go to a hotel!!
Taiki, Seiya, Bunny, and Yaten, who is looking through the window with random cats hanging off him: O_O
Bunny: I've got a better idea....LET'S GO TO SIX FLAGS!!!!
All: YEAH!!!!!!!!!!
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Whelp, part two coming soon....... *gulps* Do we wanna know...?