Graduation Day:
*Me, All Powerful Authoress: I'm making this part up… I don't know what wizard graduation is like…so there… LA!*
Camera zooms in on Dumbledore and then zooms out and then in and then out and then in and then we see Hermione… "Holy Shit!!" Ron's voice. "Give me that, you stupid git!! This is the biggest day of my life and you're fucking it up!!"
"Hermione Granger." Dumbledore's voice. Hermione didn't have a chance to take away the camera. "And now the long list of awards, honors, achievements and other wise abnormal abilities begins…" Ron droned as he focused in on Harry. Harry smiles and waves and then flips him off. "Now that wasn't nice… Oh look… now he's mouthing something to me… Give… Me… The… Fucking… Camera… Give me the fucking camera? What the…? NO WAY IN HELL!!!!"
Audience turns to stare at Ron. Hermione starts pounding her head into the podium, Dumbledore cracks up laughing and McGonagall gets ready to kill Ron.
Ron turns camera to Harry, who is rolling on the stage laughing his ass off… "I am going to kill you, you little piece of shit!!!" Ron yells.
Hermione pounds harder until she's unconscious. Dumbledore ends up like Harry. The audience, including Mr. And Mrs. Weasley, are glaring/laughing/sniggering at Ron.
*And they had to take a break so everyone could… ya… When we return… never mind… after Hermione woke up again, she took the camera from Ron… Fuck her!! Oh well.*
*Shhhhhhh… Don't tell, but Ron stole the camera back from Hermione… shhhhhh…*
"A very merry un-birthday to me! A very merry un-birthday to me! To me?" Camera zooms in on Harry, who met up with some naughty Ravenclaw's, who went and got high… *and now Ron is seeing pink bunnies, if you can imagine the horror.*
"Ya know what?" Kay Locust asked almost have unconscious. "What?" Renee Cedar asked. She is the only un-high one. "Me and Tiffany concluded that the guy who made Alice in Wonderland was high and Peter Pan is hott and so is Duo Maxwell and you too Harry Potter… now where'd you go?" Harry, who is sitting right next to her exclaims, "Here I am." Kay grabs him and starts kissing him…
"Hmmmmmmmm… we should go to Floor's House for more weed…" Cathy announced. "Um… Cathy… I'm right here…" Floor rolls his eyes. "Oh… okay… don't need to get bitchy about it…"
"Please God, I promise I'll be good… just get me out alive…" Renee pleads.
"Itl late for at…" Ron slurs. *Did I mention he's drunk too? Oh… my bad… Poor Ron.* Alexis is sitting next to her boyfriend Floor… *shhhh… it's his code name… His real name is Brandon and he's a pot head/secret agent. Shhhhhh…*
Anne, a Hufflepuff, *perfect name right? If you don't get it then you need to smoke weed more often… never mind….* Is trying to eat Alexis's shoe… *she must be really stoned.* Renee is glaring at all of them but the fumes from the joints are starting to get to her and her mature side is going away.
"Can you tell me how to get… how to get to ___ street? Hello, Kermit the Frog here and welcome to ___ street."
Renee cracks up laughing and so do Kay and Alexis, who were singing it. *Inside joke between them, obviously… I don't get it… and I'm the authoress… besides… I don't know how to spell. That's why the blanks are there. Hehehehe…*
"LALALALALALALALLALALALALLA!!!!!!!!! ZOOM!!!!" Renee yelled at the top of her lungs.
*I'll leave the rest for you to think up… man… I'm scared out of my mind.*
Epilogue: Harry Potter went on to be a great scholar and worked for a group that prevented any evil. Hermione became a human vegetable. The blows to her head rattled her brains and she lost all of her marbles. Ron became a family man, only going to work so that he could put food on the table… but… he still has the camera.
Other Characters' Epilogue: Kay Locust grew up and became an actress. She has stared in forty movies to date. Alexis and Floor grew up got married, divorced, got married, divorced, got married, divorced, got married, divorced, and got married again. In the mix of this they had 12 children. They are now going through their *one, two three… oh hell…* another divorce. They are both professional pot smokers. Cathy is now a doctor in magic. She sells potions she made up to unsuspecting customers to see if they work. None have and the people who take them die…. Anne dropped out off Wizard College to be a… um…. ya… That's it!! Renee is a very rich bitch that lives on the moon. She writes pathetic stories like the one you are reading now for a living… *The actual names of some characters were changed to protect their rights… ::cough:: Caitlinn ::cough::*
*Oops… forgot Tiffany…* Tiffany grows up to be a loser. *All better!*
THE END!!!!!!!!!!
*Me, All Powerful Authoress: I'm making this part up… I don't know what wizard graduation is like…so there… LA!*
Camera zooms in on Dumbledore and then zooms out and then in and then out and then in and then we see Hermione… "Holy Shit!!" Ron's voice. "Give me that, you stupid git!! This is the biggest day of my life and you're fucking it up!!"
"Hermione Granger." Dumbledore's voice. Hermione didn't have a chance to take away the camera. "And now the long list of awards, honors, achievements and other wise abnormal abilities begins…" Ron droned as he focused in on Harry. Harry smiles and waves and then flips him off. "Now that wasn't nice… Oh look… now he's mouthing something to me… Give… Me… The… Fucking… Camera… Give me the fucking camera? What the…? NO WAY IN HELL!!!!"
Audience turns to stare at Ron. Hermione starts pounding her head into the podium, Dumbledore cracks up laughing and McGonagall gets ready to kill Ron.
Ron turns camera to Harry, who is rolling on the stage laughing his ass off… "I am going to kill you, you little piece of shit!!!" Ron yells.
Hermione pounds harder until she's unconscious. Dumbledore ends up like Harry. The audience, including Mr. And Mrs. Weasley, are glaring/laughing/sniggering at Ron.
*And they had to take a break so everyone could… ya… When we return… never mind… after Hermione woke up again, she took the camera from Ron… Fuck her!! Oh well.*
*Shhhhhhh… Don't tell, but Ron stole the camera back from Hermione… shhhhhh…*
"A very merry un-birthday to me! A very merry un-birthday to me! To me?" Camera zooms in on Harry, who met up with some naughty Ravenclaw's, who went and got high… *and now Ron is seeing pink bunnies, if you can imagine the horror.*
"Ya know what?" Kay Locust asked almost have unconscious. "What?" Renee Cedar asked. She is the only un-high one. "Me and Tiffany concluded that the guy who made Alice in Wonderland was high and Peter Pan is hott and so is Duo Maxwell and you too Harry Potter… now where'd you go?" Harry, who is sitting right next to her exclaims, "Here I am." Kay grabs him and starts kissing him…
"Hmmmmmmmm… we should go to Floor's House for more weed…" Cathy announced. "Um… Cathy… I'm right here…" Floor rolls his eyes. "Oh… okay… don't need to get bitchy about it…"
"Please God, I promise I'll be good… just get me out alive…" Renee pleads.
"Itl late for at…" Ron slurs. *Did I mention he's drunk too? Oh… my bad… Poor Ron.* Alexis is sitting next to her boyfriend Floor… *shhhh… it's his code name… His real name is Brandon and he's a pot head/secret agent. Shhhhhh…*
Anne, a Hufflepuff, *perfect name right? If you don't get it then you need to smoke weed more often… never mind….* Is trying to eat Alexis's shoe… *she must be really stoned.* Renee is glaring at all of them but the fumes from the joints are starting to get to her and her mature side is going away.
"Can you tell me how to get… how to get to ___ street? Hello, Kermit the Frog here and welcome to ___ street."
Renee cracks up laughing and so do Kay and Alexis, who were singing it. *Inside joke between them, obviously… I don't get it… and I'm the authoress… besides… I don't know how to spell. That's why the blanks are there. Hehehehe…*
"LALALALALALALALLALALALALLA!!!!!!!!! ZOOM!!!!" Renee yelled at the top of her lungs.
*I'll leave the rest for you to think up… man… I'm scared out of my mind.*
Epilogue: Harry Potter went on to be a great scholar and worked for a group that prevented any evil. Hermione became a human vegetable. The blows to her head rattled her brains and she lost all of her marbles. Ron became a family man, only going to work so that he could put food on the table… but… he still has the camera.
Other Characters' Epilogue: Kay Locust grew up and became an actress. She has stared in forty movies to date. Alexis and Floor grew up got married, divorced, got married, divorced, got married, divorced, got married, divorced, and got married again. In the mix of this they had 12 children. They are now going through their *one, two three… oh hell…* another divorce. They are both professional pot smokers. Cathy is now a doctor in magic. She sells potions she made up to unsuspecting customers to see if they work. None have and the people who take them die…. Anne dropped out off Wizard College to be a… um…. ya… That's it!! Renee is a very rich bitch that lives on the moon. She writes pathetic stories like the one you are reading now for a living… *The actual names of some characters were changed to protect their rights… ::cough:: Caitlinn ::cough::*
*Oops… forgot Tiffany…* Tiffany grows up to be a loser. *All better!*
THE END!!!!!!!!!!