Disclaimers: I don't own them I'm just toying with their lives for awhile

AN: Hello, if you're there

Relena woke up to find herself on a couch in what looked to be a middle class apartment. Sitting up slowly so not to aggravate her already pounding head she looked around to try and get a better idea of she was. 'What the hell happened?'

 The room was dark with just a sliver of the moon's silver light streaming in from a tiny window. Very carefully Relena shifted one foot to the floor followed by the other and stood up very slowly. Taking small, unsure steps she made her way to the door and found it locked. Though every aching part of body was screaming at her to go lie back down, instead, she did what every foolish politician would do. She demanded in, a calm, rational, and very loud voice that she be let out immediately while pounding on the door.

Trowa leaned against the wall and looked at his comrades. Wufei looked as arrogant and stuck up as ever, looking at the door that their captive was banging on with a look of disgust. Quatre looked like he was about to cry, Trowa knew that he was the only one who was having a moral dilemma with kidnapping Relena. Duo wasn't to be found, neither was Heero. With a quick shake of his head he glanced around and finally asked, "Who wants to tell her?"

Wufei snorted, "I suppose I should, I have no guilt about doing this," he stated purposely unlocking the door.

Relena heard the click when the door was about to be opened and stepped back a bit so Wufei could enter.

Quatre watched him leave into the next room. He felt like he was going to have a heart attack with all the guilt. He had just abducted one of his friends! This was not good. In a moment a spluttering Wufei emerged from the room and stormed away, half growling, half muttering something about women and injustice. Quatre noticed a slightly red tinge to one of his cheeks and couldn't help the snicker that escaped his lips. "She just slapped him, Trowa."

Trowa's lips twitched into a comfortable grin before adding his two sense. "I thought she was a pacifist?" Quatre started laughing nervously, but grew serious again when his friends face turned as well. "Maybe, Quatre, you should speak with her. She'll probably listen to you." Quatre nodded and went into the room.

He returned a moment later with the same red handprint across his face. Trowa literally cracked up. Not just Trowa's version of cracking up, but full blown insanity. Quatre just glared at his friend who had fallen to the floor.

"It wasn't that funny," he hissed.

Trowa finally collected himself and stood up looking at a very indignant Quatre. "If you think it's so funny than you go in and try it," Quatre quipped sarcastically.

Trowa shrugged and opened the door only to be met a moment later with Relena's hand. Quatre was failing at trying to his laughter. "Hypocrite."

Heero and Duo arrived and looked at the two in front of them. Both Trowa and Quatre and red handprints across one cheek, and Quatre looked like he was going to die laughing. Duo assessed the situation and fell to the floor in the same manner as Trowa. Heero just shook his head, "Should I bother asking?"

Trowa stopped glaring at Duo and glimpsed at Heero, "Your girlfriend needs to learn to control her temper," Trowa remarked.

Duo looked up to see the mortified expression on Heero's face before collapsing back into fits of mirth.

The annoyed Wing pilot 'hnned' and walked into that same room. Throwing an "I'll talk to her," over his shoulder.

Relena frowned and cracked her knuckles, she didn't want an explanation she wanted out! Not to mention that they just kidnapped her. 'Oh yeah I'll just sit ad let the five assholes that abducted me get away! No way!' Relena turned around and looked straight at the perfect soldier himself. She lifted her arm to give him a piece of her mind as well but he caught her hand. Relena knew better than to try and break free or to try with the other hand she stood there, face to face with him.

Heero held onto her wrist and left both their hands hanging in the air near their faces. With a quick tug, (for some reason he didn't know) he brought them closer, to the point where Relena was up against him. She shot him a look of disgust. "What the hell is wrong with you people?!"

Heero gave a little smirk unnoticeable in the dark, but said nothing. He could tell she was frustrated already, and no matter what any one said, seeing her aggravated was one of his few pleasures in life.

She looked right back at him. 'What the does HE think he's doing.' But Relena wasn't the politician she was because she acted like the leader she was at 15. Now with four years more of experience she had learned many, MANY tricks of the trade. Taking in a deep breath she let her features soften, and her body relax.

Heero noted the change and figured she had given up. Though not a fool he kept a good hold on her wrist gently rubbing the underside with his thumb. For no particular reason he did that. Like pulling her closer, he …. Enjoyed the small sensations it produced and it felt right…Instinctive.

"Heero, I never knew you would kidnap me just so you could try and seduce me," she cooed wrapping her free arm around his neck and coming even closer. "if that's what you were going for," she whispered into his ear, "it's working."

Heero shivered and slid his other arm around her waist, "Relena," he asked uncertainly, "What are you trying to do?"

She kissed him and Heero let go of her wrist. The instant he did Relena tore away and punched him square in the face. "Now tell me what the hell is going on!"

Heero looked up at her from his spot on the floor. She had immediately crossed her arms and was looking down at him with this very, very , cold stare. Seeing her face fixed with that look…It was scary.

"Hn."

"That's not what's going on," she warned,

He stood up and looked at her, "We kidnapped you… For a reason of course. We're taking you to Mars."

Relena turned the thought in her thought, "Mars." After a moments thought she looked back to him, "Why would you take me to Mars?"

The perfect soldier shook his head, "I'll tell you on the shuttle, you should rest now. The sedative we gave you is known for nasty side effects."

Relena smiled thankfully before shouting, "Then why'd you give it to me?!"

Heero just walked away and closed the door behind him leaving Relena to sit in darkness and debate whether or not it would be a good idea to kill or just horribly maim him.