Chapter 3

We are here! Doom! Ok…… No Doom.



After an hour of flight our umm……. Heroes landed on a cloud named Kinto'un.

"See down there, That's Never Ever Land," Pan explained while pointing a finger toward the small island below.

"We Know That!" yelled all three visitors as one.

"Fine. Whatever let's go!" yelled the girl with the orange bandanna. "Tinker Poink! Hike hike (hurry hurry)!" she continued but to a little dot far in the distance.

"Huff. Huff. I'm coming!" the fairy pig snorted with all his might. Which isn't very much because he sucks, if you ask me. "I'm only a, huff, small pig with sparkles coming out o' my butt!" Nice picture huh?

"Can we go! Can we go! Please I wanna go NOW!" screeched little Maiku in the footie pajamas. "I need to go to the *baffroom……."

And with that the group of kids, that somewhat resembled the Brady Bunch, sailed forth to the little island off the coast of LaLa Land. LaLa Land is where Poink's from :D.

BOOM! BOOM! Two cannon balls raced by the children and they almost killed Tinker Poink.

"Ahhhhhhhh! What the smeg is going on!?!?" exclaimed Gojohn while franticly dodging other rounds of the big, black balls.

"We're all gonna die!" screamed Maiku in agony.

Meanwhile down below…….

"A ha ha ha ha ha squeak! Aha ha ha! We have got her now Smee Guldo! We have got Peter Pan!" Captain Cell Hook laughed hysterically. "It seems like only yesterday that she squeak blew my hand off and fed it to that stupid turtle."



"It was yesterday, Captain," Guldo interjected. "I remember because I marked it down on my calendar. Mmmhmm."

"Shut up and fire some more cannon balls!"

"We're out Sir, but we have the Namekian Dragonballs," Smee replied.

"Ok wish for some more cannon balls. Squeak ha ha ha!"

"Actually I was thinking of shooting them at the children…… but alright whatever you say."

"You idiot! Why squeak were you even thinking that?! Ha ha!" chuckled the Captain.

During the arguing between those two dunder heads the five flying dots had escaped to Mermaid Lagoon.

"How dare those bakas shoot at us with those big, shiny, black balls!" the outraged Trunksy exclaimed. "I mean, who do they think they are, Captain Cell Hook and Smee Guldo!?"

"Actually, they were. Snort," pig boy corrected.

"Shut up! I've been through enough tonight!" Trunksy yelled at the top of his lungs while throwing a rock at Poink.

How did ya' like chapter 3? Tell me! Tell me now! I know it wasn't as funny as 1 and 2 but it's still kinda funny, right? Please R&R. And answering one of my reviews: Bra probably isn't going to be in this story because I already have two people I hate as the stars. Also, to the same question: Goten is already in it he's Gojohn.