I got a review, so me write more! Umm... ok... My dad said the story was confoosing in the beginning so let me clear it up. Alright you see Trunks is really a BOY but I made him be a GIRL for the purpose of this story, and my pleasure. ::snicker:: Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha! Cough, cough! Alright now to the story:
Chapter 4
Mermaids and Little Boys
"Poink? Poink? Poink are you all right?" The sound of Pan's voice sounded in Tinker Poink's ear as he gained consciousness. "Man Trunksy, why did ya' have to throw that rock at him? You boys can be so rude!"
"Because and boys are not rude! So there if anything, Girls are the rude ones! Plus, they talk to much!" huffed Trunksy with a loud breath.
"Did someone just say that GIRLS talk to much?" asked an irritated voice from over in the water.
"Uhh... Yeah I did," proclaimed the proud Trunksy as he stuck his nose in the air not knowing whom he was talking to.
"Well then," announced the voice while the speaker emerged from the water, "you're a stupid baka! That should die!"
"Huh?" the purple haired boy asked stupidly as he turned around to find two very cute mermaids glaring at him. "Umm... actually I said BOYS talk too much. Heh heh."
"Really?" inquired the second mermaid, "Well then, maybe you should stop staring at us as if you have a crush on us, then we MIGHT believe you."
"Wow! Who are the babes!" shouted the stupid pig, who knew who they were.
"You already know you stupid pig with sparkles emerging from his gludias maximus!" shouted the first mermaid, "We're Videl and..."
"...Angela!" continued the red head.
"Oh yeah" he replied back while blushing.
"Go away! NOW!" screeched all of the mermaids in the lagoon.
"But we don't want to," argued Maiku and Gojohn. "We like it here. And... And... And we want to stay!" added Maiku.
"Fine! But you'll have to fight!" yelled the mermaid with black pig tails, who's name was Videl. And with that she lunged at Maiku and gang. But, as soon as she landed on the surface she shriveled up and died. ::heh heh heh:: After all the chickens called mermaids saw this they swam for cover.
"Serves her right!" shouted Trunksy, "She's a stupid girl!"
"What!?!" exclaimed Pan as she took off her boot and repeatedly smacked Trunksy in the head with it. "That was my MOTHER! I can't believe you!"
"Gomen.... Ouch! OUCH!"
A few minutes later after Pan stopped whacking Trunksy over the head...
::rustle:: "Tee hee. Do that pose again... murmur," came a voice from a bush next to Gojohn.
"What was that Peter? I heard a voice from that bush" Gojohn asked shakily.
"Hmmm... Let me see..." Pan glared at the bush, "Boys! Get your rumpuses out here on the double!"
"Aaaaaaaaaa!" screamed Five little multi-color boys in food costumes as they scrambled out of the bush.
"Mother your back!" a short boy dressed as a bowl of rice squealed gleefully.
"Hello, Cooked Rice... How are the rest of you boys doing?" interrogated Pan, whom we now know is a mother!
"FINE!" shouted the child named Bataa. He was dressed as a stick of butter.
"OKEY DOKEY!" shouted Ginyu, who was dressed like a carton of milk.
Soon the two others answered joyfully. They were Rikum: dressed as whipped cream and Jisu: dressed as a block of cheese.
"Who exactly are these freaks?" Trunksy queried.
"We're not freaks! Were the Lost Boys, with stylishly good poses!" The Lost Boys corrected. They then proceeded to strike poses while singing "Vogue".
Two hours later....
"ZZZZZZZZZZ.... Snort...ZZZZZZZZZZ," snored everyone but the 5 boys that belong in a kitchen. Trunksy fell on top of Pan who had already fallen on the ground of boredom. He then proceeded to roll around screaming something about a guy named Ian.
Pan opened her eyes drowsily and glared at the boys. " STOP IT! RIGHT THIS INSTANT GUYS!!!" she screamed, waking up everyone else. "Man... that song gets annoying...." Peter mumbled. "Come on lets go to the fort. She then went on to throw Trunksy off her body and waved her hand in the direction the Lost Boys we're already headed.
"Man..." groaned Gojohn.
"This sucks monkey... I was having a good dream... It had apples and oranges dancing around my bed while Vana...." Said the young boy with the bear.
Far in the distance you could hear the faint singing of Pan and the boys. They happened to be singing "Follow the Vogue." It was their rendition of "Follow the Leader." Pretty soon the rest of the group caught up to them.
I haven't mentioned Poink yet... So I'm going to say this. Poink flew into a tree. He continued to dance like a baboon on drugs. ::sorry... I just needed to say something about Poink, and well... I don't like him much.::
Oh yeah! The song kinda went like this:
-March around... it's every where that you go it's...it's being followed...
So... We're following the Vogue, the Vogue, the Vogue! We're following the Vogue Where ever it may go!
And it continued like that... so yeah...
Well yeah.... That's chapter four... please read and review... BYENESS!!!!!
Chapter 4
Mermaids and Little Boys
"Poink? Poink? Poink are you all right?" The sound of Pan's voice sounded in Tinker Poink's ear as he gained consciousness. "Man Trunksy, why did ya' have to throw that rock at him? You boys can be so rude!"
"Because and boys are not rude! So there if anything, Girls are the rude ones! Plus, they talk to much!" huffed Trunksy with a loud breath.
"Did someone just say that GIRLS talk to much?" asked an irritated voice from over in the water.
"Uhh... Yeah I did," proclaimed the proud Trunksy as he stuck his nose in the air not knowing whom he was talking to.
"Well then," announced the voice while the speaker emerged from the water, "you're a stupid baka! That should die!"
"Huh?" the purple haired boy asked stupidly as he turned around to find two very cute mermaids glaring at him. "Umm... actually I said BOYS talk too much. Heh heh."
"Really?" inquired the second mermaid, "Well then, maybe you should stop staring at us as if you have a crush on us, then we MIGHT believe you."
"Wow! Who are the babes!" shouted the stupid pig, who knew who they were.
"You already know you stupid pig with sparkles emerging from his gludias maximus!" shouted the first mermaid, "We're Videl and..."
"...Angela!" continued the red head.
"Oh yeah" he replied back while blushing.
"Go away! NOW!" screeched all of the mermaids in the lagoon.
"But we don't want to," argued Maiku and Gojohn. "We like it here. And... And... And we want to stay!" added Maiku.
"Fine! But you'll have to fight!" yelled the mermaid with black pig tails, who's name was Videl. And with that she lunged at Maiku and gang. But, as soon as she landed on the surface she shriveled up and died. ::heh heh heh:: After all the chickens called mermaids saw this they swam for cover.
"Serves her right!" shouted Trunksy, "She's a stupid girl!"
"What!?!" exclaimed Pan as she took off her boot and repeatedly smacked Trunksy in the head with it. "That was my MOTHER! I can't believe you!"
"Gomen.... Ouch! OUCH!"
A few minutes later after Pan stopped whacking Trunksy over the head...
::rustle:: "Tee hee. Do that pose again... murmur," came a voice from a bush next to Gojohn.
"What was that Peter? I heard a voice from that bush" Gojohn asked shakily.
"Hmmm... Let me see..." Pan glared at the bush, "Boys! Get your rumpuses out here on the double!"
"Aaaaaaaaaa!" screamed Five little multi-color boys in food costumes as they scrambled out of the bush.
"Mother your back!" a short boy dressed as a bowl of rice squealed gleefully.
"Hello, Cooked Rice... How are the rest of you boys doing?" interrogated Pan, whom we now know is a mother!
"FINE!" shouted the child named Bataa. He was dressed as a stick of butter.
"OKEY DOKEY!" shouted Ginyu, who was dressed like a carton of milk.
Soon the two others answered joyfully. They were Rikum: dressed as whipped cream and Jisu: dressed as a block of cheese.
"Who exactly are these freaks?" Trunksy queried.
"We're not freaks! Were the Lost Boys, with stylishly good poses!" The Lost Boys corrected. They then proceeded to strike poses while singing "Vogue".
Two hours later....
"ZZZZZZZZZZ.... Snort...ZZZZZZZZZZ," snored everyone but the 5 boys that belong in a kitchen. Trunksy fell on top of Pan who had already fallen on the ground of boredom. He then proceeded to roll around screaming something about a guy named Ian.
Pan opened her eyes drowsily and glared at the boys. " STOP IT! RIGHT THIS INSTANT GUYS!!!" she screamed, waking up everyone else. "Man... that song gets annoying...." Peter mumbled. "Come on lets go to the fort. She then went on to throw Trunksy off her body and waved her hand in the direction the Lost Boys we're already headed.
"Man..." groaned Gojohn.
"This sucks monkey... I was having a good dream... It had apples and oranges dancing around my bed while Vana...." Said the young boy with the bear.
Far in the distance you could hear the faint singing of Pan and the boys. They happened to be singing "Follow the Vogue." It was their rendition of "Follow the Leader." Pretty soon the rest of the group caught up to them.
I haven't mentioned Poink yet... So I'm going to say this. Poink flew into a tree. He continued to dance like a baboon on drugs. ::sorry... I just needed to say something about Poink, and well... I don't like him much.::
Oh yeah! The song kinda went like this:
-March around... it's every where that you go it's...it's being followed...
So... We're following the Vogue, the Vogue, the Vogue! We're following the Vogue Where ever it may go!
And it continued like that... so yeah...
Well yeah.... That's chapter four... please read and review... BYENESS!!!!!