Lupin goes to find the gold of the ancient. In this adventure he will come
across many friends.
CHAPTER 2:THE REVENGE OF THE GIANT PIGS!
Lupin was left in the middle of an English desert deserted by his friend Dumbledore. He was naked as he was too stupid to search for his underwear in Dumbledores house as he passed.
He was searching the desert-side when he came across a bar. He went in. There everyone stared at his non-clothingness. But one man spat his drink out all over another person called bob. It was Seriously Crazy, Sirius Blacks brother in law by the sixth turn out of the exit. Then take a right and you'll be at Savacenter,but thats not important now.
Lupin sat next to Serious.
"Hello Lupin," said Serious. "I am here to help you, by comand of Sirius.
"Surely you can't be serious?" asked Lupin.
"I have the badge to prove it," said Serious. He pulled a badge out of his bag. It read happy fifth birthday.
"See your fifth birthday," said Lupin. "Now get my butt out of theese clothes and hire a donkey for me.
They headed back to Serious's Pad. Unfortunately, the stickiness on the back stopped working so they went to his house instead.
The front door was open. They stepped in. A screeching sound came from the bath room. They headed up, scared out of there wits. The screeching sound got louder as they headed up the stairs and down the hall.
Lupin stepped forwards and slowly pushed the door open.
……………….There sat a record player.
"I shouldn't leave that on when I leave the house," said Serious, as he stepped for ward to turn it off.
A giant, long pink objects smashed through the door and killed Serious.
It was the giant pig from Lupins dream at the camp. It had a lump of cheese on it back and a bus in its mouth. It spat the bus out and it crushed an orphanage.
"Hello Lupin," said The Pig. "I am Shoot, shoot the giant pig. I will get my revenge."
"Ok," Lupin whimpered.
"How's nine thirty?" asked Shoot. "I'm booked up otherwise."
"I don't want it then I want it now," said Lupin paying no attention to what he was saying.
"Ok," said Shoot. "Feel my foot!"
Shoot raised its foot when Lupins mother randomly, out of no where, appeared with a double barrel shotgun. Thye were about to be crushed when Lupins mother asked. "Who's he?"
"Shoot the giant Pig."
"Ok," said Lupin mother and shot the pig. The pig went stiff and started falling over. Lupin ran out of the house but his mother, being an old frail bitch, could not get out.
With an almighty crash the airplane hit the mountain. But thats not important right now.
The pig landed with a soft thud on the roof. The a biker ran into the wall and everything collapsed. And thats the end of this chapter. Lupin is still on the road naked and looking for Professor Sprout cos her tits are huge.
THE MIDDLE
HAS ANYONE NOTICED THA RED SHOULD BE CALLED GREEN
Yours Colourchangingly,
Joe
CHAPTER 2:THE REVENGE OF THE GIANT PIGS!
Lupin was left in the middle of an English desert deserted by his friend Dumbledore. He was naked as he was too stupid to search for his underwear in Dumbledores house as he passed.
He was searching the desert-side when he came across a bar. He went in. There everyone stared at his non-clothingness. But one man spat his drink out all over another person called bob. It was Seriously Crazy, Sirius Blacks brother in law by the sixth turn out of the exit. Then take a right and you'll be at Savacenter,but thats not important now.
Lupin sat next to Serious.
"Hello Lupin," said Serious. "I am here to help you, by comand of Sirius.
"Surely you can't be serious?" asked Lupin.
"I have the badge to prove it," said Serious. He pulled a badge out of his bag. It read happy fifth birthday.
"See your fifth birthday," said Lupin. "Now get my butt out of theese clothes and hire a donkey for me.
They headed back to Serious's Pad. Unfortunately, the stickiness on the back stopped working so they went to his house instead.
The front door was open. They stepped in. A screeching sound came from the bath room. They headed up, scared out of there wits. The screeching sound got louder as they headed up the stairs and down the hall.
Lupin stepped forwards and slowly pushed the door open.
……………….There sat a record player.
"I shouldn't leave that on when I leave the house," said Serious, as he stepped for ward to turn it off.
A giant, long pink objects smashed through the door and killed Serious.
It was the giant pig from Lupins dream at the camp. It had a lump of cheese on it back and a bus in its mouth. It spat the bus out and it crushed an orphanage.
"Hello Lupin," said The Pig. "I am Shoot, shoot the giant pig. I will get my revenge."
"Ok," Lupin whimpered.
"How's nine thirty?" asked Shoot. "I'm booked up otherwise."
"I don't want it then I want it now," said Lupin paying no attention to what he was saying.
"Ok," said Shoot. "Feel my foot!"
Shoot raised its foot when Lupins mother randomly, out of no where, appeared with a double barrel shotgun. Thye were about to be crushed when Lupins mother asked. "Who's he?"
"Shoot the giant Pig."
"Ok," said Lupin mother and shot the pig. The pig went stiff and started falling over. Lupin ran out of the house but his mother, being an old frail bitch, could not get out.
With an almighty crash the airplane hit the mountain. But thats not important right now.
The pig landed with a soft thud on the roof. The a biker ran into the wall and everything collapsed. And thats the end of this chapter. Lupin is still on the road naked and looking for Professor Sprout cos her tits are huge.
THE MIDDLE
HAS ANYONE NOTICED THA RED SHOULD BE CALLED GREEN
Yours Colourchangingly,
Joe