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"That Peophin-"
"Stop the action!" a voice called out. Everyone turned around. "I am Shepherd Virgo. You will now stop this time, and go somewhere else. According to my rules, Azul, 'Rato, and Jade will bring Allegra, Elliot, and Bleue home with them. The rest of you will stay right here until I say so." Everyone nodded. "This never happened." Shepherd Virgo disappeared, and the Ancients did as they were told, even though they did no remember the incident.
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"Thanks for letting us stay with you Azul," Allegra the Peophin grinned at her friend, Azuldragao. Azul blushed, but returned the grin. Azul's brother, Verderato the Kyrii, starting humming the 'kissing' song. Azul gave him a death look, but Allegra thought this was very funny.
"Hey Azul!" Azul's younger sister Jadretana shouted. Azul turned around suspiciously, but saw that Jade had no pranks this time. Actually, she was holding an empty bottle of cherry NeoCola.
"What now, Jade?" Azul asked. "You know I'm not playing Usuki with you-"
"No, no, no! You've got it all wrong!" Jade said unhappily. Then she grinned mischievously. "Quinto's going out to dinner with Jalena!" Azul's jaw dropped, but quickly recovered, and smiled the same grin that Jade had on her face. Allegra and Verderato joined in with the smiles.
"What is going on here?!" Elliot shrieked when he entered the room. "You've played a prank on me or Bleue, haven't you?" Allegra, Azul, Verderato, and Jade stared at each other, and then burst out laughing.
"You have played a prank on me!" Elliot wailed. Allegra walked over to him, still grinning.
"We didn't play a prank," she told Elliot soothingly. The she changed to her mischievous tone of voice. "It's just that Azul's owner won't be here tonight." Elliot stared at her, and then beamed.
"I just got an idea..." Azul smirked happily. "Let's invite the other Ancients over!"
"YEAH!" Jade and Verderato exclaimed. They guffawed blissfully, but when they heard a knocking sound on the door. They immediately shared a look, then started screaming and wailing.
"NO! NOT THE RAY! NOT THE RAY!"
"BUT LAST TIME YOU DID THAT IT TURNED POOR JOHNY INTO A ROBOT!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
"I DON'T WANNA CHANGE!"
"SAVE ME LISA! SAVE ME!"
"I'M TOO YOUNG FOR YOU TO DIE!"
"Hello?" a voice called from the outside. No one heard her, and continued their various shrieks of pain and sorrow. The door opened, and Jalena saw Azuldragao, Jadretana, Allegra, Elliot, and Verderato screaming and pretending to be used by the lab ray. She doubled over in laughter. The five pets froze, looked at her, and all now wore a 'darn' look on their face. Jalena smiled.
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"Now you be good while I'm gone with Jalena," Quinto said sternly. "And don't get in any dangerous business. The Ancients come, and you NeoPage me right away."
"Okay," Azul lied. He smiled toothily.
"One last thing," Jalena said. "My pet, Darien, will be stay for the night." The five pets moaned.
"Not Darien."
"Darien's a jerk."
"Take him with you."
"CHILDREN!" Quinto shouted angrily in the parental tone of voice. Azuldragao, Verderato, and Jadretana fell silent. "Darien will stay here," Quinto said more calmly. A Buzz appeared at the doorway.
"'Lo," it said quickly. It buzzed away hurriedly, apparently doing something none of them took interest in. More like running away. Quinto and Jalena closed the door. Azul, Verderato, and Jade locked it behind them.
"This is gonna be fun fun fun!" Jade squealed.
"BLEUE!" Allegra shouted. "Descendre ici maintenant!" A blue Kyrii walked down the steps.
"Que?" she asked. "Pourquoi?"
"Nous invitons l'Ancien par-dessus. Je veux que les vous saluiez à la porte!" Allegra responded. Bleue stared at her, and then got an excited look on her face.
"Really?" Elliot asked.
"What did you tell her?" Jade asked Allegra.
"I said we were having the Ancients over, and that she should greet them at the door," Allegra said innocently.
"WHAT?!" Verderato screamed. "IMPOSSIBLE! THAT BITCH DARIEN IS HERE!"
"Oops..." Allegra mumbled. She grinned sheepishly. "Well, I told her. They have to come."
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RING RING RING!
"How did a telephone get here?" Kalora wondered. "It wasn't here a few minutes ago...oh well." She picked up the phone. "Hello?......oh, Jade! Hi!......me come over? Awesome!....wait, you want the other Ancients to come too? Darn.....okay, thanks. See ya then!" She hung up the phone, which magically disappeared. "Jade wants us Ancients to come over," she told the other Ancients who were still with her. "It's apparently important."
"Why not?" Dr_Death asked. "We could use some leisure time." Suddenly, the Ancients were transported to the front door of the Sakhmet Mansion.
"How did that happen?" Kauvara wondered. "Interesting..."
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Azul heard a knock on the door. "Come in!" he exclaimed. He unlocked the door and saw the other Ancients standing there. "Hi guys."
"Bon soir!" Bleue greeted happily.
"Le bon soir à vous aussi Bleuemangouste," Rash greeted back. Bleue grinned happily.
After having a Deckball tournament, everyone was speculating what they should do. No one had a good idea, until Bleue got an idea.
"Comment de nous joue Vérité ou Défi?" Bleue asked.
"Bon Bleue d'idée!" Rash exclaimed. She paused, as everyone besides Allegra and Elliot stared at her blankly. "She said that we should play 'Truth or Dare.'" Everyone beamed at Bleue.
"Les règles sont simples. Vous le demandez s'ils veulent la Vérité, le Défi, la Promesse, le Baiser, ou Répéter. Alors cette personne choisit un des choix. La personne originale qui a demandé alors demande à la personne une question (qui doit être véridiquement répondu) s'ils ont choisi la Vérité, s'ils choisissent le Défi ils font un étourdi de la personne originale est choisir ou ils choisissent 'l'alternative,' qui est souvent pire. S'ils ont choisi la Promesse, ils promettent de faire quelque chose. Le baiser est soi-explicatif, et donc est Répéter. Vous pouvez changer à quelque chose de votre est choisir une fois et seulement une fois. Cela est tout," Bleue said.
"The rules are simple. You ask someone if they want Truth, Dare, Promise, Kiss, or Repeat. Then that person chooses one of the choices. The original person who asked then asks the person a question (which must be responded truthfully) if they chose Truth, if they choose Dare they do a stunt of the original person's choosing or they choose 'alternative,' which is often worse. If they chose Promise, they promise to do something. Kiss is self-explanatory, and so is Repeat. You may change to something of your choosing once and only once. That's all," Rash translated. Kalora and Jade smiled evilly; they were going to like this game.
"Oh, et vous choisissez la personne en tournant une bouteille. Quiconque les points de casquette à est la personne qui la personne qui a tourné il demande," Bleue added.
"She's saying that you choose the person by spinning a bottle," Rash told them. Everyone nodded.
"I'll go first!" Jade exclaimed. She spun the bottle and it landed on Azul. "Truth, Dare, Promise, Kiss, or Repeat?" she asked excitedly.
"Repeat," Azul mumbled. Everyone gasped.
"Damnshithelldamnshithelldamnshithelldamnshithell," Jade swore.
"Damnshithelldamnshithelldamnshithelldamnshithell," Azul repeated. Everyone besides him laughed.
"I love Allegra, and I want to marry her," Jade smiled. Allegra glared at her.
"I love Allegra, and I want to marry her," Azul repeated.
"I will sleep with-"
"Okay, I think Azul should spin the bottle now," Allegra interrupted Jade, giving her a death look. Azul spun the bottle, and it landed on Rash.
"Truth, Dare, Promise, Kiss, or Repeat?" Azul asked maliciously.
"Ummmm...dare!" she said bravely.
"I dare you to try to stop Dr_Death and Plesio from fighting!" he grinned. He whispered something in Plesio's ear.
"MY HORN IS ATTRACTIVE, YOU IDIOT!" Plesio screamed at Dr_Death.
"I DIDN'T SAY THAT!" Dr_Death shrieked back.
"YOU DID TOO!"
"DID NOT!"
"DID TOO!"
"DID NOT!"
"DID TOO!"
"DID NOT!"
"STOP ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!" Rash screamed. The room fell silent. Then everyone but Plesio and Dr_Death applauded loudly. "Thank you," Rash said. She spun the bottle, and it landed on Elliot. "Truth, Dare, Promise, Kiss, or Repeat?" she asked.
"I'm brave, I'll choose......kiss!" An 'ooh' escaped Rash's lips.
"Then, kiss...Jade!" she said quickly. Elliot nodded, a slight blush on his face, and turned and pecked Jade on the cheek. Her stars became very red, and for a Starry pet, that was a sign of high embarrassment. She turned away, unable to face Elliot anymore. Elliot spun the bottle, and it landed on Jade. This was it for Jadretana, she started to sob uncontrollably. Azul calmed her down, and she was able to answer Elliot's question with 'Dare.'
"Let me take her into the hall for a moment," Elliot said, and before anyone could stop him, he had brought her into the hall. Verderato put his ear on the door, and grinned widely at a point. He sat back down a minute after.
"What was he saying?" Azul whispered.
"Not telling," Verderato said, smiling. Three minutes after he had sat down, Jade and Elliot came inside the room, purple faced but very happy.
"Oh my god!" Azul gasped. "You didn't!" Jade grinned blissfully, unaware of Azul's accusation. "You did!" he shrieked. Elliot smiled sheepishly. "You...you...rascal!" Azul fumed.
"I didn't-"
"I'm not listening to-"
"Azul, maybe he has something to say," Rash said quietly. Azul got to his senses, and listen to Elliot's explanation.
"I kissed her, that's all," Elliot said sincerely. Azul stared and him fiercely for a moment, then smiled. Elliot breathed a sigh of relief. Jade grinned toothily, and spun the bottle and it landed on -
There was a knock on the door.
A/N: Ooh, cliffhanger! The next Truth or Dare chapter is on it's way!