I do not own any
characters in this fic
I am just writting it for fun and nothing
more and its my hope you get a laugh
out of it.
Its not the size of the Sword
Duke: why is it in the cartoon they make it look like i get the girl
Scarlett: because the tv people didnt want all the nerds out there thinking they couldn't get a girl
Duke: whats that supossed to mean?
Scarlett: you can lie to yourself all you want duke but we all know the size of the sword does matter
SnakeEyes: nods his head
Duke: women happen to like a man who is in charge
Scarlett: you keep telling you self that duke
Scarlett walks up to SnakeEyes and rubs the handle of his sword
Cobra Commander: She is right Duke i started Cobra because i thought it would get me girls
Duke: you Started a terroriest organazation to get chicks?
Cobra Commander: do you know how hard it is to get a date when your a used car salesman
Scarlett: you boys just don't get it the size of the sword matter as well as how you use it
Cobra Commander: i know that now since my power got me no where so thats why i got some help
Storm Shadow: he really doesn't have the skill or right tool i told him this already but he is paying me well
Duke: Im a real mans man i don't need a big sword to swing
Scarlett: nor a brain it would seem
Destro: Im lucky the Barroness can not see well with out her glasses and i sell weapons for a living
Barroness: Destro doesn't know i just like plastic toy swords
Quick Kick: hey i know how to use my foot real well
Girl: Are you Quick Kick?
Quick Kick: I sure am baby you must have heard of powerful foot
Girl: sure did
Quick Kick: then you came to see me in action?
Girl: no a friend of mine told me you kicked your foot into her toaster and it was over to quick
Scarlett: Guess we know why they call you Quick kick now
William Regal: why all this talk of swords and feet we all know its the power of the punch that is the most powerful
Duke: why does the wwf keep sending us its wrestlers?
Girl: Storm Shadow what a big sword you have
Storm Shadow: would you like a Privete show?
Girl: sure
Scarlett: lets go to SnakeEyes
Duke: I guess i know the truth now it is the size of the sword that matters
Scarlett: And Knowing is Half The Battle
hope you like this little fic and got a laugh out of it.
let me know what you think.
I am just writting it for fun and nothing
more and its my hope you get a laugh
out of it.
Its not the size of the Sword
Duke: why is it in the cartoon they make it look like i get the girl
Scarlett: because the tv people didnt want all the nerds out there thinking they couldn't get a girl
Duke: whats that supossed to mean?
Scarlett: you can lie to yourself all you want duke but we all know the size of the sword does matter
SnakeEyes: nods his head
Duke: women happen to like a man who is in charge
Scarlett: you keep telling you self that duke
Scarlett walks up to SnakeEyes and rubs the handle of his sword
Cobra Commander: She is right Duke i started Cobra because i thought it would get me girls
Duke: you Started a terroriest organazation to get chicks?
Cobra Commander: do you know how hard it is to get a date when your a used car salesman
Scarlett: you boys just don't get it the size of the sword matter as well as how you use it
Cobra Commander: i know that now since my power got me no where so thats why i got some help
Storm Shadow: he really doesn't have the skill or right tool i told him this already but he is paying me well
Duke: Im a real mans man i don't need a big sword to swing
Scarlett: nor a brain it would seem
Destro: Im lucky the Barroness can not see well with out her glasses and i sell weapons for a living
Barroness: Destro doesn't know i just like plastic toy swords
Quick Kick: hey i know how to use my foot real well
Girl: Are you Quick Kick?
Quick Kick: I sure am baby you must have heard of powerful foot
Girl: sure did
Quick Kick: then you came to see me in action?
Girl: no a friend of mine told me you kicked your foot into her toaster and it was over to quick
Scarlett: Guess we know why they call you Quick kick now
William Regal: why all this talk of swords and feet we all know its the power of the punch that is the most powerful
Duke: why does the wwf keep sending us its wrestlers?
Girl: Storm Shadow what a big sword you have
Storm Shadow: would you like a Privete show?
Girl: sure
Scarlett: lets go to SnakeEyes
Duke: I guess i know the truth now it is the size of the sword that matters
Scarlett: And Knowing is Half The Battle
hope you like this little fic and got a laugh out of it.
let me know what you think.