I Like my Coffee Black -- Chapter 2!
Insanity, yay ^____^ that's always good, hai?
Disclaimer: We still don't own jack, but we're trying to marry him, at least ^_^
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"Well... the only person missing is . . . " Duo was cut off as their front door promptly fell off its hinges.
"Hn. Happy housewarming and all that shit." Heero called, standing where their front door used to be.
". . ." Trowa glared.
"Ooh, whatcha gonna do, Trowa? Stare me to death?" Heero taunted, grinning evilly while letting his hand hover over his pocket.
"Hey, hey, no fighting!" Duo called, waving his arms.
"Please, don't fight... not at the party!" Quatre was looking very meek from his place at the table.
"Finally you find out that this party won't be so boring after all." Wufei commented.
"Actually..." Trowa started. "Would you like some coffee?"
Heero sneered. "I don't want coffee, thank you very much. He's all yours, anyway." His upper lip curled with the thought of it.
"I was speaking about the liquid that is made from beans usually grown in Colombia in South America." Trowa stated drily.
Duo just shook his head. "I can't believe you, Heero. Crashing my party -- literally, I might add! -- and then acting all jealous? I thought better of you. Do you want the stinking coffee, or what?"
"No." Heero crossed his arms over his chest.
"Would you like it if Maxwell put whipped cream and chocolate sprinkles on top?" Wufei asked staring out the kitchen window. "That's what Barton was planning on doing with his coffee..."
"Wufei, shut up." Trowa ordered turning around to pour the cups of coffee.
Quatre blushed. "Wufei, you can be extremely ignorant at times . . . "
"Omigod, Wufei! You can never keep your mouth shut!" Duo clapped his hands over his face in an attempt to hide his own crimson blush.
Heero's hand shot to his pocket - obviously where his gun was stored - whilst glaring at Trowa.
"Heero, keep your damn gun in your pocket." Trowa said without turning around.
"Yuy, I didn't think you'd loose your cool over something as stupid as Maxwell." Wufei muttered taking a cup from the counter. "This coffee is actually good, I'm suprised I'm actually drinking it."
"God, Heero, I would have thought you would have gotten --" He stopped, the insult Wufei had shot off finally sinking in. "HEY!"
Heero shot Wufei a glare that could burn holes in a Gundam. "Shut up, Wufei, if you know what's good for you."
"I'm a soldier, not a scientist, but didn't you just say that no one could stare another person to death, Yuy?" Wufei a slight smirk appearing on his face.
"Duo-koi. Calm down, Wufei meant it as a gesture of friendship." Trowa said handing Duo his coffee. The cup he'd made for himself had whipped cream and chocolate sprinkles on it.
Duo sipped his coffee gingerly. "Mm-hmm. Suuuure."
"Are you doubting what I just told you was true, koi?" Trowa asked raising a brow.
"Yes . . . " Duo trailed off, staring at his coffee.
Heero, who had been quite annoyed by the "koi" parts, leaned slightly forward in anticipation. Were they having a fight?!
" . . . but only that part of it, Tro-chan. I wouldn't doubt you personally, not ever." Duo smiled sweetly at Trowa.
"I didn't think you would, chou." Trowa ALMOST smiled back at Duo.
"Barton, I came here for a party, not to see you two have a fuck-fest." Wufei snapped.
Duo rolled his eyes. "We weren't going to. Not with you here, at least."
Heero looked very very upset at the proposition of Duo and Trowa doing *it*.
Quatre blinked. "But have you guys ever . . . " He blushed again. "Ever . . . you . . . you know . . . "
"Perhaps . . ." Trowa trailed off. "Maybe..."
" . . . ten . . . fifteen . . . I . . . I've lost count." Duo blinked in confusion.
Heero was positively seething at this. You could have seen the steam coming out of his ears if you had looked close enough, but nobody really had the urge to do so, so they didn't see any.
"Anyway, I invited Relena..." Trowa smirked at Heero.
"Not that ugly broad." Wufei sneered at the thought.
Duo made a face but quickly hid it by taking a long sip of his coffee. "So, when is she due to arrive?"
"Oh, Relena! Someone I'll be able to talk to!" Quatre looked a bit happy at the thought but was slightly disgusted . . . somewhere . . . very, very, VERY deep inside.
"Excuse me please, Hee-chan!" Relena said happily standing in the doorway.
"Good afternoon Relena!" Trowa smiled a VERY fake smile.
Heero twitched.
Duo smirked. "Would you like some coffee, Relena?"
"Of course coffee would be wonderful!" Relena sat down at the table right next to Quatre.
"Hello, Miss Relena!" Quatre cheerily greeted her with a smile plastered across his face. It may be fake, we're not entirely sure.
"Wonderful to see you Quatre!" Relena smiled showing off her orthodontist corrected pearly whites.
"Here you are." Trowa handed Relena a cup of coffee in a gynormous cup, well it was gynormous to her cause she likes to drink coffee out of a wussy cup.
Heero seemed to be backing up slowly, trying to leave before anyone noticed.
"Heero, where are you going so quickly?" Duo asked, grinning cruelly. Heero was not going to leave, and he was going to make sure of it, even if he had to tape the Japanese boy to a chair.
Hey . . . that wasn't a bad idea. The grin quickly grew.
"The duct tape is in the top kitchen drawer, I placed it there before the party as an extra precaution." Trowa whispered into Duo's ear, making it look like he was whispering something ecchi instead.
Duo's grin continued to grow, only adding to the latter suspicion. Quietly he whispered back, "You grab Heero and I'll tape him." He moved slowly to the drawer, sliding it open.
Heero looked slightly afraid, but he didn't know why.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING WHILE WE'RE STILL HERE?!" Wufei shouted. "It's bad enough that three of you are gay, bisexual, whatever the hell you are, and the other one is fruity! I am not staying here if you're all going to go at it!"
Trowa set his coffee down and lunged forward grabbing Heero and dragging him to a chair. "Duo?"
Duo raced to the chair, wrapping the tape around Heero's chest and arms, securing him to the chair. He cackled whilst bending down and taping his ankles to the chair's legs. "Should I tape down his hands, too?"
"Sounds like a plan to me, Duo." Trowa smiled sadistically, this was the side that Duo brought out.
"Oh, if that was all you were doing......." Wufei trailed off.
"That was mean to do that to Hee-chan, he's only wearing his tanktop and shorts!" Relena cried.
"Ah, shove it." Duo muttered, wrapping the tape around Heero's wrists behind the chair. Louder, he said, "But Heero won't resist you now, Relena! you've got him right where you want him!"
"And if you want we'll even carry him to the bedroom..." Trowa smiled even wider.
"Can I leave now?" Wufei asked. Duo pulled another strip of duct tape out and Wufei sat down on the recliner.
"No thank you, as cute as Hee-chan is, I don't swing remotely his way..." Relena smiled back at Trowa.
Duo blinked. "... What?"
Quatre giggled. "You didn't know? Relena is a lesbian. It's SO obvious, she's going out with Dorothy and everything."
Heero looked just a bit surprised from his taped perch. "But . . . but . . . she's stalking me! She can't be . . ."
Duo shrugged. "Isn't that a relief, Heero? You don't have to worry about her anymore."
"No I'll still stalk him, it's just a hobby. Dorothy loves it when I go after Heero cause she follows." Relena tilted her head and closed her eyes cutely.
Heero gagged.
"They taped your chest not your throat Yuy, get over it." Wufei rolled his eyes.
"Relena...she's....Quatre! What have you been keeping from us?!" Trowa asked.
"I thought you guys would be smart enough to figure it out on your own." Quatre smiled sweetly. "So, I didn't tell you about Relena."
"You know..." Duo thought for a moment. "Now that you mention it, I did suspect something..."
"No what ELSE have you been keeping from us?!" Trowa blinked a few times.
"Nothing to the extent of my knowledge..." Quatre looked down at his forgotten coffee. "Darn. It's cold."
"Would you like some more, I like cold coffee, the whipped cream and chocolate sprinkles down melt." Trowa offered. "That's why I have to wait, and add them when I first pour a cool cup."
Duo coughed, averting his eyes.
"Duo, I was talking about coffee..." Trowa said then snapped his mouth shut. "Nevermind."
Quatre smirked a little. "Oh, yes, that's right. I'm bi. Just thought I'd tell you, since we're all parading out of the closet anyway." He smirked a little more. "Well, Wufei, looks like you're all alone now." He turned to Relena, grinning.
"You want help carrying Heero out of here?"
Heero looked slightly panicked. "No, no, no, Quatre, Heero doesn't want to leave. He's very very happy right here where he is. Yes, Heero is quite content."
Duo chuckled. "Heero, speaking in the third person is the first sign of insanity."
" . . . SO?!"
"I'm sure that meant Heero would like a change of scenery.." Trowa said. "You guys can take the chair, Duo and I only need two anyway."
"I'll be going with them...or rather at the same time as them I don't want to be in the same area as you four ever again..Relena is fine." Wufei stood to leave.
"Quatre I think Trowa is right, let's go and show Dorothy what we caught." Relena stood up as well.
"Yes, let's." Quatre, with Relena's help, grasped the chair and began dragging Heero to her pink car. (A/N: Pink, eew!!)
Trowa shut the door after they all left.
"Well that party sucked..."
"Perhaps, but I enjoyed the pre-party. Maybe we could continue it in an after-party party? With just the two of us . . . ?"
"Much agreed." Trowa began to strip Duo of everything.
~Owari! *much... er... rejoicing follows* ... SHUT UP, YOU TWO!~
Erin: o_O;;; writing this at two in the morning may have been a bad idea.
Karie: . . .
E: And on a caffeine rush . . .
K: Caffeine? I haven't had much today...I didn't even drink a soda today...
E: Not me, the only KIND of soda I drank today was Mountain Dew. Bad move XD
K: But you're awake...well sort of...there was that one fall over onto the desk and drool thing..
E: I did not drool. You know that. :P
K: I do not! Okay, so maybe I do, but oh well, could we just go to sleep now?
E: NUUU!!! Not until we get reviews. Please, please, review the story, I need sleep!
~Owari for real XD~
K: She lied...
E: I did not. You made it untruthful. It was the truth when I typed it. But Nuuuu, you made it into a lie! YOU LIAR! I do not lie, not anymore, now that I'm trying to be more and more like Duo *^.^*
~Owari for real this time...~
~owari-owari, hai hai ^_^~
Insanity, yay ^____^ that's always good, hai?
Disclaimer: We still don't own jack, but we're trying to marry him, at least ^_^
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"Well... the only person missing is . . . " Duo was cut off as their front door promptly fell off its hinges.
"Hn. Happy housewarming and all that shit." Heero called, standing where their front door used to be.
". . ." Trowa glared.
"Ooh, whatcha gonna do, Trowa? Stare me to death?" Heero taunted, grinning evilly while letting his hand hover over his pocket.
"Hey, hey, no fighting!" Duo called, waving his arms.
"Please, don't fight... not at the party!" Quatre was looking very meek from his place at the table.
"Finally you find out that this party won't be so boring after all." Wufei commented.
"Actually..." Trowa started. "Would you like some coffee?"
Heero sneered. "I don't want coffee, thank you very much. He's all yours, anyway." His upper lip curled with the thought of it.
"I was speaking about the liquid that is made from beans usually grown in Colombia in South America." Trowa stated drily.
Duo just shook his head. "I can't believe you, Heero. Crashing my party -- literally, I might add! -- and then acting all jealous? I thought better of you. Do you want the stinking coffee, or what?"
"No." Heero crossed his arms over his chest.
"Would you like it if Maxwell put whipped cream and chocolate sprinkles on top?" Wufei asked staring out the kitchen window. "That's what Barton was planning on doing with his coffee..."
"Wufei, shut up." Trowa ordered turning around to pour the cups of coffee.
Quatre blushed. "Wufei, you can be extremely ignorant at times . . . "
"Omigod, Wufei! You can never keep your mouth shut!" Duo clapped his hands over his face in an attempt to hide his own crimson blush.
Heero's hand shot to his pocket - obviously where his gun was stored - whilst glaring at Trowa.
"Heero, keep your damn gun in your pocket." Trowa said without turning around.
"Yuy, I didn't think you'd loose your cool over something as stupid as Maxwell." Wufei muttered taking a cup from the counter. "This coffee is actually good, I'm suprised I'm actually drinking it."
"God, Heero, I would have thought you would have gotten --" He stopped, the insult Wufei had shot off finally sinking in. "HEY!"
Heero shot Wufei a glare that could burn holes in a Gundam. "Shut up, Wufei, if you know what's good for you."
"I'm a soldier, not a scientist, but didn't you just say that no one could stare another person to death, Yuy?" Wufei a slight smirk appearing on his face.
"Duo-koi. Calm down, Wufei meant it as a gesture of friendship." Trowa said handing Duo his coffee. The cup he'd made for himself had whipped cream and chocolate sprinkles on it.
Duo sipped his coffee gingerly. "Mm-hmm. Suuuure."
"Are you doubting what I just told you was true, koi?" Trowa asked raising a brow.
"Yes . . . " Duo trailed off, staring at his coffee.
Heero, who had been quite annoyed by the "koi" parts, leaned slightly forward in anticipation. Were they having a fight?!
" . . . but only that part of it, Tro-chan. I wouldn't doubt you personally, not ever." Duo smiled sweetly at Trowa.
"I didn't think you would, chou." Trowa ALMOST smiled back at Duo.
"Barton, I came here for a party, not to see you two have a fuck-fest." Wufei snapped.
Duo rolled his eyes. "We weren't going to. Not with you here, at least."
Heero looked very very upset at the proposition of Duo and Trowa doing *it*.
Quatre blinked. "But have you guys ever . . . " He blushed again. "Ever . . . you . . . you know . . . "
"Perhaps . . ." Trowa trailed off. "Maybe..."
" . . . ten . . . fifteen . . . I . . . I've lost count." Duo blinked in confusion.
Heero was positively seething at this. You could have seen the steam coming out of his ears if you had looked close enough, but nobody really had the urge to do so, so they didn't see any.
"Anyway, I invited Relena..." Trowa smirked at Heero.
"Not that ugly broad." Wufei sneered at the thought.
Duo made a face but quickly hid it by taking a long sip of his coffee. "So, when is she due to arrive?"
"Oh, Relena! Someone I'll be able to talk to!" Quatre looked a bit happy at the thought but was slightly disgusted . . . somewhere . . . very, very, VERY deep inside.
"Excuse me please, Hee-chan!" Relena said happily standing in the doorway.
"Good afternoon Relena!" Trowa smiled a VERY fake smile.
Heero twitched.
Duo smirked. "Would you like some coffee, Relena?"
"Of course coffee would be wonderful!" Relena sat down at the table right next to Quatre.
"Hello, Miss Relena!" Quatre cheerily greeted her with a smile plastered across his face. It may be fake, we're not entirely sure.
"Wonderful to see you Quatre!" Relena smiled showing off her orthodontist corrected pearly whites.
"Here you are." Trowa handed Relena a cup of coffee in a gynormous cup, well it was gynormous to her cause she likes to drink coffee out of a wussy cup.
Heero seemed to be backing up slowly, trying to leave before anyone noticed.
"Heero, where are you going so quickly?" Duo asked, grinning cruelly. Heero was not going to leave, and he was going to make sure of it, even if he had to tape the Japanese boy to a chair.
Hey . . . that wasn't a bad idea. The grin quickly grew.
"The duct tape is in the top kitchen drawer, I placed it there before the party as an extra precaution." Trowa whispered into Duo's ear, making it look like he was whispering something ecchi instead.
Duo's grin continued to grow, only adding to the latter suspicion. Quietly he whispered back, "You grab Heero and I'll tape him." He moved slowly to the drawer, sliding it open.
Heero looked slightly afraid, but he didn't know why.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING WHILE WE'RE STILL HERE?!" Wufei shouted. "It's bad enough that three of you are gay, bisexual, whatever the hell you are, and the other one is fruity! I am not staying here if you're all going to go at it!"
Trowa set his coffee down and lunged forward grabbing Heero and dragging him to a chair. "Duo?"
Duo raced to the chair, wrapping the tape around Heero's chest and arms, securing him to the chair. He cackled whilst bending down and taping his ankles to the chair's legs. "Should I tape down his hands, too?"
"Sounds like a plan to me, Duo." Trowa smiled sadistically, this was the side that Duo brought out.
"Oh, if that was all you were doing......." Wufei trailed off.
"That was mean to do that to Hee-chan, he's only wearing his tanktop and shorts!" Relena cried.
"Ah, shove it." Duo muttered, wrapping the tape around Heero's wrists behind the chair. Louder, he said, "But Heero won't resist you now, Relena! you've got him right where you want him!"
"And if you want we'll even carry him to the bedroom..." Trowa smiled even wider.
"Can I leave now?" Wufei asked. Duo pulled another strip of duct tape out and Wufei sat down on the recliner.
"No thank you, as cute as Hee-chan is, I don't swing remotely his way..." Relena smiled back at Trowa.
Duo blinked. "... What?"
Quatre giggled. "You didn't know? Relena is a lesbian. It's SO obvious, she's going out with Dorothy and everything."
Heero looked just a bit surprised from his taped perch. "But . . . but . . . she's stalking me! She can't be . . ."
Duo shrugged. "Isn't that a relief, Heero? You don't have to worry about her anymore."
"No I'll still stalk him, it's just a hobby. Dorothy loves it when I go after Heero cause she follows." Relena tilted her head and closed her eyes cutely.
Heero gagged.
"They taped your chest not your throat Yuy, get over it." Wufei rolled his eyes.
"Relena...she's....Quatre! What have you been keeping from us?!" Trowa asked.
"I thought you guys would be smart enough to figure it out on your own." Quatre smiled sweetly. "So, I didn't tell you about Relena."
"You know..." Duo thought for a moment. "Now that you mention it, I did suspect something..."
"No what ELSE have you been keeping from us?!" Trowa blinked a few times.
"Nothing to the extent of my knowledge..." Quatre looked down at his forgotten coffee. "Darn. It's cold."
"Would you like some more, I like cold coffee, the whipped cream and chocolate sprinkles down melt." Trowa offered. "That's why I have to wait, and add them when I first pour a cool cup."
Duo coughed, averting his eyes.
"Duo, I was talking about coffee..." Trowa said then snapped his mouth shut. "Nevermind."
Quatre smirked a little. "Oh, yes, that's right. I'm bi. Just thought I'd tell you, since we're all parading out of the closet anyway." He smirked a little more. "Well, Wufei, looks like you're all alone now." He turned to Relena, grinning.
"You want help carrying Heero out of here?"
Heero looked slightly panicked. "No, no, no, Quatre, Heero doesn't want to leave. He's very very happy right here where he is. Yes, Heero is quite content."
Duo chuckled. "Heero, speaking in the third person is the first sign of insanity."
" . . . SO?!"
"I'm sure that meant Heero would like a change of scenery.." Trowa said. "You guys can take the chair, Duo and I only need two anyway."
"I'll be going with them...or rather at the same time as them I don't want to be in the same area as you four ever again..Relena is fine." Wufei stood to leave.
"Quatre I think Trowa is right, let's go and show Dorothy what we caught." Relena stood up as well.
"Yes, let's." Quatre, with Relena's help, grasped the chair and began dragging Heero to her pink car. (A/N: Pink, eew!!)
Trowa shut the door after they all left.
"Well that party sucked..."
"Perhaps, but I enjoyed the pre-party. Maybe we could continue it in an after-party party? With just the two of us . . . ?"
"Much agreed." Trowa began to strip Duo of everything.
~Owari! *much... er... rejoicing follows* ... SHUT UP, YOU TWO!~
Erin: o_O;;; writing this at two in the morning may have been a bad idea.
Karie: . . .
E: And on a caffeine rush . . .
K: Caffeine? I haven't had much today...I didn't even drink a soda today...
E: Not me, the only KIND of soda I drank today was Mountain Dew. Bad move XD
K: But you're awake...well sort of...there was that one fall over onto the desk and drool thing..
E: I did not drool. You know that. :P
K: I do not! Okay, so maybe I do, but oh well, could we just go to sleep now?
E: NUUU!!! Not until we get reviews. Please, please, review the story, I need sleep!
~Owari for real XD~
K: She lied...
E: I did not. You made it untruthful. It was the truth when I typed it. But Nuuuu, you made it into a lie! YOU LIAR! I do not lie, not anymore, now that I'm trying to be more and more like Duo *^.^*
~Owari for real this time...~
~owari-owari, hai hai ^_^~