Author's notes: Hahahaha! I'm a T/R kinda girl, but I must admit, I'm the cutest and the coolest girl there is! Heehee. Am I giving anything away...? ^^ BTW, Sareka is an older version of me with no style change or what-not.
Disclaimor: I own none of the Tenchi characters. I DO, howerver, own Sareka! yay!
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If you went over to the Masaki residence, you'd meet a dark haired boy with brown eyes and a tan, smiling and greeting you at the door. Normal enough. You'd probably see a middle-aged man and an elder sitting on the couches in the living room, eating soup and watching the news on TV. Still normal. But if you were brave enough to step inside the house, you'd see that this home...wasn't very normal at all.
"Aeka!" You'd see a teal-haired beauty with a skimpy dress on, flying through the air. Her face would be in rage, and in her hand a red glow. You'd see a girl with long purple hair in a fancy robe running away into the kitchen. In the kitchen you'd see a little girl with blue hair in long pigtails, hard at work on dinner. She'd say, "Ryoko! Aeka! No fighting in the house! You'll ruin dinner!" And you'd see the two older girls stop in their tracks, and the girl in the air would settle to the ground.
"That looks good, Sasami," the long-haired girl would say. "Are you almost finished?"
"Yep! Dinner's coming, Aeka!" The little girl would say, as she took a chicken out of the stove. And the flying girl would hover over the counter, looking at all the food.
"Great! I'm starved. I'll go get Tenchi," she would say. Then the girl named Aeka would run up to her.
"Just a minute, Ryoko! I'll get Tenchi! You stay here and eat, it's what you do best!" And Ryoko would hold up a fist.
"Really, princess? Even though that's not true, I must admit it's better then screeching being my talent," Ryoko would say. And Aeka would hold up her fist.
"Is that so?! And what's that supposed to mean?!" Aeka would scream. Ryoko would close her eyes and laugh.
"At least I have the guts to try to seduce Tenchi," she'd tell Aeka. "You...on the other hand..." She would pause, watching Aeka's expression. Aeka would be turning red. Ryoko would continue. "Will end up an old maid, never married!" And Aeka would start screaming.
"At least I'm modest enough not to seduce him, you horrible demon monster! Tenchi wouldn't ever go for such an undignified monster as yourself!" And then Ryoko would get red with anger too, and the two women would dissapear in a cloud of smoke, fighting. And the little girl would sigh.
"They're so pathetic..." And she would get up, and call everyone to dinner herself.
Like I said, this home wasn't very normal.
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!Chapter One!
:The New Girl:
When Tenchi went inside his room to do his schoolwork, he was surprised to see Ryoko at his desk, at his computer.
"Uh...Ryoko?" He asked her. She was giggling at something on the screen. He looked over her shoulder to see what she was looking at. What he saw didn't surprise him, it just made him kind of mad.
"RYOKO!" he yelled. Ryoko turned around and smiled at him.
"Hi Tenchi. Sorry to barge in to your room like this" (Tenchi knew she wasn't sorry at all) "but this is the only computer in the house." She paused. "And I needed to use one."
"You're reading fanfiction! About...about me! And you! And...and other things I don't even want to say outloud!" He yelled. Ryoko kept smiling.
"Hey, we're all famous...gotta take advantage of it," she said.
"By reading Tenchi-Ryoko hentai fanfiction?!" he yelled. She stood up and put her arm around him. His face went blue.
"They obviously think we should be together...don't they Tenchi?" she asked him, rubbing her finger on his chest in the shape of a triangle. "All those people who write those stories...they think we're meant for eachother. You don't see any Tenchi-Aeka fanfiction, do you?" She smiled at him and whispered in his ear, "I want my fantasy to come true, Tenchi..." His eyes got big as Ryoko held him tight, bringing her face closer to his. She close her eyes and puckered her lips.
"RYOKO!" Tenchi yelled. Suddenly the bedroom door opened, and Aeka was standing at the doorway in fury.
"You were trying to seduce Tenchi again, wern't you?!" She yelled. Ryoko dropped Tenchi and turned to face the princess.
"And so what if I am?" Ryoko asked. Her eyes were narrowed.
"You monster!" Aeka yelled, and grabbed Tenchi's arm. "You know very well that Tenchi is MINE!" Tenchi closed his eyes in exasperation. He knew what was coming next. It happened a million times before.
"Tenchi is MINE!" Ryoko yelled. She grabbed Tenchi's other arm.
"MINE!" Aeka yelled, pulling Tenchi's arm.
"No, MINE!" Ryoko pulled his other.
"I don't love either of you..." he tried to say, but they yelled at him, "YOU STAY OUT OF THIS!"
Just then, the doorbell rang. Ryoko and Aeka both let go of Tenchi, who scrammbled out of his room in relief. He ran down the hallway as fast as he could, and went downstairs to open the door. As he slid it open, he could see the face of a young girl standing on the porch. He then saw that she was maybe about Ryoko and Aeka's age, maybe a bit younger, about 19. (Tenchi at the time, was 21.) She had dark blond hair that fell past her shoulders, with scrambled bangs. Her eyes were a light brown, and they were framed by large oval glasses. She was wearing a plain black shirt, a mid-length black flowered skirt, and black tights. She also had on short stylish black boots. Tenchi could see that she was very pretty.
"Hello, my name is Sareka," she said, smiling. "May I come in?" Tenchi realized he had been staring, and nodded.
"Sure," he said, making way for the girl. "My name's Tenchi." She smiled but didn't say anything, and followed him to the living room. She sat down on one of the couches, and Tenchi sat down on the other (Both Grandpa and Tenchi's dad had left the house). They sat in silence. Sareka kept staring at him, smiling. Finally, he asked, "Uh...who are you?"
"My name's Sareka," she told him again. He 'sweatdropped.'
"Yeah...but...what are you doing here?" he asked. She look down and shrugged.
"I don't know."
"Then why are you here?" Tenchi asked. She shrugged again.
"I don't know." He was starting to lose patience.
"Where are you from?" She didn't shrug. Instead, she looked up at him with her dark eyes.
"I don't know." Tenchi could see that she had tears in her eyes, and her smile had vanished. "I'm sorry." Tenchi, who had been really annoyed at this point, had softened. He even smiled a little bit.
"What do you know?" He asked quietly. Sareka was just about to speak, when Ryoko and Aeka came barging down the stairs, fighting as usual.
"He left because of you!" Ryoko was yelling.
"No, YOU!"
"YOU!"
"You're too agressive, Ryoko!"
"You're too refined!"
"You say it as it's a bad thing!"
Then they spotted Sareka.
And everything changed.
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~Sareka~
I won't abandon this one, I know. And trust me, it's not gonna end up as you think...^^
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Disclaimor: I own none of the Tenchi characters. I DO, howerver, own Sareka! yay!
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If you went over to the Masaki residence, you'd meet a dark haired boy with brown eyes and a tan, smiling and greeting you at the door. Normal enough. You'd probably see a middle-aged man and an elder sitting on the couches in the living room, eating soup and watching the news on TV. Still normal. But if you were brave enough to step inside the house, you'd see that this home...wasn't very normal at all.
"Aeka!" You'd see a teal-haired beauty with a skimpy dress on, flying through the air. Her face would be in rage, and in her hand a red glow. You'd see a girl with long purple hair in a fancy robe running away into the kitchen. In the kitchen you'd see a little girl with blue hair in long pigtails, hard at work on dinner. She'd say, "Ryoko! Aeka! No fighting in the house! You'll ruin dinner!" And you'd see the two older girls stop in their tracks, and the girl in the air would settle to the ground.
"That looks good, Sasami," the long-haired girl would say. "Are you almost finished?"
"Yep! Dinner's coming, Aeka!" The little girl would say, as she took a chicken out of the stove. And the flying girl would hover over the counter, looking at all the food.
"Great! I'm starved. I'll go get Tenchi," she would say. Then the girl named Aeka would run up to her.
"Just a minute, Ryoko! I'll get Tenchi! You stay here and eat, it's what you do best!" And Ryoko would hold up a fist.
"Really, princess? Even though that's not true, I must admit it's better then screeching being my talent," Ryoko would say. And Aeka would hold up her fist.
"Is that so?! And what's that supposed to mean?!" Aeka would scream. Ryoko would close her eyes and laugh.
"At least I have the guts to try to seduce Tenchi," she'd tell Aeka. "You...on the other hand..." She would pause, watching Aeka's expression. Aeka would be turning red. Ryoko would continue. "Will end up an old maid, never married!" And Aeka would start screaming.
"At least I'm modest enough not to seduce him, you horrible demon monster! Tenchi wouldn't ever go for such an undignified monster as yourself!" And then Ryoko would get red with anger too, and the two women would dissapear in a cloud of smoke, fighting. And the little girl would sigh.
"They're so pathetic..." And she would get up, and call everyone to dinner herself.
Like I said, this home wasn't very normal.
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!Chapter One!
:The New Girl:
When Tenchi went inside his room to do his schoolwork, he was surprised to see Ryoko at his desk, at his computer.
"Uh...Ryoko?" He asked her. She was giggling at something on the screen. He looked over her shoulder to see what she was looking at. What he saw didn't surprise him, it just made him kind of mad.
"RYOKO!" he yelled. Ryoko turned around and smiled at him.
"Hi Tenchi. Sorry to barge in to your room like this" (Tenchi knew she wasn't sorry at all) "but this is the only computer in the house." She paused. "And I needed to use one."
"You're reading fanfiction! About...about me! And you! And...and other things I don't even want to say outloud!" He yelled. Ryoko kept smiling.
"Hey, we're all famous...gotta take advantage of it," she said.
"By reading Tenchi-Ryoko hentai fanfiction?!" he yelled. She stood up and put her arm around him. His face went blue.
"They obviously think we should be together...don't they Tenchi?" she asked him, rubbing her finger on his chest in the shape of a triangle. "All those people who write those stories...they think we're meant for eachother. You don't see any Tenchi-Aeka fanfiction, do you?" She smiled at him and whispered in his ear, "I want my fantasy to come true, Tenchi..." His eyes got big as Ryoko held him tight, bringing her face closer to his. She close her eyes and puckered her lips.
"RYOKO!" Tenchi yelled. Suddenly the bedroom door opened, and Aeka was standing at the doorway in fury.
"You were trying to seduce Tenchi again, wern't you?!" She yelled. Ryoko dropped Tenchi and turned to face the princess.
"And so what if I am?" Ryoko asked. Her eyes were narrowed.
"You monster!" Aeka yelled, and grabbed Tenchi's arm. "You know very well that Tenchi is MINE!" Tenchi closed his eyes in exasperation. He knew what was coming next. It happened a million times before.
"Tenchi is MINE!" Ryoko yelled. She grabbed Tenchi's other arm.
"MINE!" Aeka yelled, pulling Tenchi's arm.
"No, MINE!" Ryoko pulled his other.
"I don't love either of you..." he tried to say, but they yelled at him, "YOU STAY OUT OF THIS!"
Just then, the doorbell rang. Ryoko and Aeka both let go of Tenchi, who scrammbled out of his room in relief. He ran down the hallway as fast as he could, and went downstairs to open the door. As he slid it open, he could see the face of a young girl standing on the porch. He then saw that she was maybe about Ryoko and Aeka's age, maybe a bit younger, about 19. (Tenchi at the time, was 21.) She had dark blond hair that fell past her shoulders, with scrambled bangs. Her eyes were a light brown, and they were framed by large oval glasses. She was wearing a plain black shirt, a mid-length black flowered skirt, and black tights. She also had on short stylish black boots. Tenchi could see that she was very pretty.
"Hello, my name is Sareka," she said, smiling. "May I come in?" Tenchi realized he had been staring, and nodded.
"Sure," he said, making way for the girl. "My name's Tenchi." She smiled but didn't say anything, and followed him to the living room. She sat down on one of the couches, and Tenchi sat down on the other (Both Grandpa and Tenchi's dad had left the house). They sat in silence. Sareka kept staring at him, smiling. Finally, he asked, "Uh...who are you?"
"My name's Sareka," she told him again. He 'sweatdropped.'
"Yeah...but...what are you doing here?" he asked. She look down and shrugged.
"I don't know."
"Then why are you here?" Tenchi asked. She shrugged again.
"I don't know." He was starting to lose patience.
"Where are you from?" She didn't shrug. Instead, she looked up at him with her dark eyes.
"I don't know." Tenchi could see that she had tears in her eyes, and her smile had vanished. "I'm sorry." Tenchi, who had been really annoyed at this point, had softened. He even smiled a little bit.
"What do you know?" He asked quietly. Sareka was just about to speak, when Ryoko and Aeka came barging down the stairs, fighting as usual.
"He left because of you!" Ryoko was yelling.
"No, YOU!"
"YOU!"
"You're too agressive, Ryoko!"
"You're too refined!"
"You say it as it's a bad thing!"
Then they spotted Sareka.
And everything changed.
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~Sareka~
I won't abandon this one, I know. And trust me, it's not gonna end up as you think...^^
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