Jim's Revelation
By:M
Disclaimer: I own nothing, so don't sue me.
(A/N: Hello.)
Super saiyins. They're unpredictable and mysterious. Sudden bursts of energy and super strengh.
But what of the super saiyins themselves? Are there more to them then we think? My opinion? No.
Jim sighed as Aisha gave him another bag to hold.
"Ooooh! Jim! Don't you think that would look cute on me?" Aisha said, pointing to a necklace.
"Um...Yeah! It would!" Jim said.
Jim, holding about 30 bags worth of merchandise, followed Aisha into a jewelry store.
"Aisha," He said, "Don't you think we've done enough shopping?"
"Awwww...Jim," Said Aisha, turning around and giving him puppy dog eyes with fake tears,"Does this mean you don't love me?"
Jim let out a deep breath.
"Fine...we can get some more stuff, I guess."
"YAY!" Aisha said.
Much Later...
"WHAT?!?!?" Gene yelled.
"We...uh...spent half a million wong..." Jim said.
Gene rubbed his temples.
"And how much do we have left?"
"Uh....200 wong..."
Gene fainted.
"What are we going to do Jim?" Melphina asked.
"That's a good question." Jim said.
That Night.Around 4:00 am. Eastern/ Pacific Time.
Jim scratched his head as he looked at his laptop. This was serious.
He needed to find them a job, and he needed to do it fast.
He was searching in police records when a certain person, or more, a certain amount caught his eyes.
"HOLY SHIT! A million wong!?!?"
(Various people gasp throughout the world)
"Trunks Briefs? I wonder what he did that was so bad?" Jim mused.
Aisha walked up behind him and messed his hair.
"What's up Jimmy?" She yawned.
Jim looked down at his crotch.
"Well, a lot of things are up right now."
(sorry E, I just couldn't resist saying that, heh heh heh)
"Anything I can do to help?" She said, smiling at him.
"Well," He said, turning to face her, "Maybe you can do one thing..."
Later...
Jim licked Aisha's left breast. He took her nipple in his mouth and let his tounge trace circles around it.
"Oh....Jim...." Aisha moaned.
Gene busted down the door and stepped in.
Aisha and Jim both pulled covers over their bodies.
"DAMMIT! I CaN'T EVEN HAVE SEX WITH MEL WITHOUT HEARING YOU TWO! NOW SHUT UP AND GO TO SLEEP!"
Jim and Aisha, having lost the mood, went to sleep.
The next day...
(E: Hey everyone, sorry for M skipping ahead so many times...he has ADD)
(M: No I don't, shut the fuck up.)
(E: He didn't even want to write the sex scene!)
(M: Yes I did, wait, You'RE NOT EVEN SUPPOSED TO BE HERE!)
Trunks looked around at the strange surroundings that he was in.
"This doesn't look like where I live..." He thought, "Maybe I shouldn't have been playing to close to mom's time machine"
(E: (As Trunks): Yeah, and maybe sticking lemon juice in my eyes was a bad idea...)
(M: Shut up! This isn't your fucking story!)
(By the way, this is Mirai Trunks )
Trunks yawned and was about to take another step when he was kicked in the jaw.
The force from the impact sent him flying into a wall, where chunks of metal and brick flew off in all directions.
Trunks looked over at Jim, who was standing in a fighting stance.
"You Trunks?" Jim asked.
"No, I'm not. Why the hell did you kick me?"
Jim straightened up and his eyes got wide.
"Oh...sorry for doing that..."He muttered, bowing to Trunks.
Jim was about to get up again when Trunks' boot slammed into Jim's face, sending him flying over the banister and crashing into the marble florr three levels down.
"Oh...fuck...." He groaned, standing up.
He dusted himself off and looked up.
As soon as he did that, Trunks came crashing down on him, sending them both down a couple more feet into the marble.
Jim flew out of the hole and a couple of feet above it.
He cupped his hands to his side.
"KaMe HaMe HaAaAaA!" He yelled, putting his hands in front of him and releasing the blast.
Trunks saw the blast and then teleported away just as it hit where he was.
Jim smirked.
"oh wait...I wasn't supposed to kill him! Shit shit shit! Awww....fuck fuck fuck! Damn!"
"Such words..." Trunks said, slamming Jim into the ground with his fist, "You should wash your mouth out with soap."
Trunks went to a soap stand convieniently placed somewhere near where they were placed.
He picked up a bar of soap and teleported behind Jim.
"Now open wide," He said, before being tripped by Jim and then kicked in the chest, sending Trunks into a metal wall.
Jim turned super saiyain and looked at Trunks with cold, turquiose eyes.
Trunks smirked and looked up at Jim.
"You think that will scare me?" He said.
"No. I think it will beat the shit out of you."
Trunks let out a yell and turned super-saiyain.
Jim took a step back.
"What the fuck?" He said.
Trunks smirked a bit and charged at Jim.
(A/N: I have the flu. Hahaha...my stomach feels like it's eating itself. It hurts.)
Until Next Time,
Peace,
~M
By:M
Disclaimer: I own nothing, so don't sue me.
(A/N: Hello.)
Super saiyins. They're unpredictable and mysterious. Sudden bursts of energy and super strengh.
But what of the super saiyins themselves? Are there more to them then we think? My opinion? No.
Jim sighed as Aisha gave him another bag to hold.
"Ooooh! Jim! Don't you think that would look cute on me?" Aisha said, pointing to a necklace.
"Um...Yeah! It would!" Jim said.
Jim, holding about 30 bags worth of merchandise, followed Aisha into a jewelry store.
"Aisha," He said, "Don't you think we've done enough shopping?"
"Awwww...Jim," Said Aisha, turning around and giving him puppy dog eyes with fake tears,"Does this mean you don't love me?"
Jim let out a deep breath.
"Fine...we can get some more stuff, I guess."
"YAY!" Aisha said.
Much Later...
"WHAT?!?!?" Gene yelled.
"We...uh...spent half a million wong..." Jim said.
Gene rubbed his temples.
"And how much do we have left?"
"Uh....200 wong..."
Gene fainted.
"What are we going to do Jim?" Melphina asked.
"That's a good question." Jim said.
That Night.Around 4:00 am. Eastern/ Pacific Time.
Jim scratched his head as he looked at his laptop. This was serious.
He needed to find them a job, and he needed to do it fast.
He was searching in police records when a certain person, or more, a certain amount caught his eyes.
"HOLY SHIT! A million wong!?!?"
(Various people gasp throughout the world)
"Trunks Briefs? I wonder what he did that was so bad?" Jim mused.
Aisha walked up behind him and messed his hair.
"What's up Jimmy?" She yawned.
Jim looked down at his crotch.
"Well, a lot of things are up right now."
(sorry E, I just couldn't resist saying that, heh heh heh)
"Anything I can do to help?" She said, smiling at him.
"Well," He said, turning to face her, "Maybe you can do one thing..."
Later...
Jim licked Aisha's left breast. He took her nipple in his mouth and let his tounge trace circles around it.
"Oh....Jim...." Aisha moaned.
Gene busted down the door and stepped in.
Aisha and Jim both pulled covers over their bodies.
"DAMMIT! I CaN'T EVEN HAVE SEX WITH MEL WITHOUT HEARING YOU TWO! NOW SHUT UP AND GO TO SLEEP!"
Jim and Aisha, having lost the mood, went to sleep.
The next day...
(E: Hey everyone, sorry for M skipping ahead so many times...he has ADD)
(M: No I don't, shut the fuck up.)
(E: He didn't even want to write the sex scene!)
(M: Yes I did, wait, You'RE NOT EVEN SUPPOSED TO BE HERE!)
Trunks looked around at the strange surroundings that he was in.
"This doesn't look like where I live..." He thought, "Maybe I shouldn't have been playing to close to mom's time machine"
(E: (As Trunks): Yeah, and maybe sticking lemon juice in my eyes was a bad idea...)
(M: Shut up! This isn't your fucking story!)
(By the way, this is Mirai Trunks )
Trunks yawned and was about to take another step when he was kicked in the jaw.
The force from the impact sent him flying into a wall, where chunks of metal and brick flew off in all directions.
Trunks looked over at Jim, who was standing in a fighting stance.
"You Trunks?" Jim asked.
"No, I'm not. Why the hell did you kick me?"
Jim straightened up and his eyes got wide.
"Oh...sorry for doing that..."He muttered, bowing to Trunks.
Jim was about to get up again when Trunks' boot slammed into Jim's face, sending him flying over the banister and crashing into the marble florr three levels down.
"Oh...fuck...." He groaned, standing up.
He dusted himself off and looked up.
As soon as he did that, Trunks came crashing down on him, sending them both down a couple more feet into the marble.
Jim flew out of the hole and a couple of feet above it.
He cupped his hands to his side.
"KaMe HaMe HaAaAaA!" He yelled, putting his hands in front of him and releasing the blast.
Trunks saw the blast and then teleported away just as it hit where he was.
Jim smirked.
"oh wait...I wasn't supposed to kill him! Shit shit shit! Awww....fuck fuck fuck! Damn!"
"Such words..." Trunks said, slamming Jim into the ground with his fist, "You should wash your mouth out with soap."
Trunks went to a soap stand convieniently placed somewhere near where they were placed.
He picked up a bar of soap and teleported behind Jim.
"Now open wide," He said, before being tripped by Jim and then kicked in the chest, sending Trunks into a metal wall.
Jim turned super saiyain and looked at Trunks with cold, turquiose eyes.
Trunks smirked and looked up at Jim.
"You think that will scare me?" He said.
"No. I think it will beat the shit out of you."
Trunks let out a yell and turned super-saiyain.
Jim took a step back.
"What the fuck?" He said.
Trunks smirked a bit and charged at Jim.
(A/N: I have the flu. Hahaha...my stomach feels like it's eating itself. It hurts.)
Until Next Time,
Peace,
~M